I'm carrying boiling water, and I hate not to worry.

Look at the sky, my god, ask whose smelly feet this is!

There are many smelly feet in the world (Changsha dialect: mmm ~ stinks! )

I'm afraid of you two (Changsha dialect: it stinks! )

Who will know my heartache at the sad place (alas! )

How many years of sadness have been released like this?

God, I can't take it anymore. If you come to wash your feet, I will have a fever.

Everyone fainted when you took off your socks.

God, I can't take it anymore. My tears rushed to the sky.

Be a hero in the afterlife, and now I'm going to hang myself!

The moon represents my heart.

You asked me how much money I had and whether my background was good!

My heart does not move, my love does not change, and my passbook represents my heart.

You asked me how deep my wallet was, and you loved me a little.

You touch it and rummage through your pockets. You've emptied them.

A gentle kiss touched my heart.

Deep pockets have made me miserable ever since.

You asked me how I was recently and how much money was left in my pocket.

I said I had no money, you said you had to go first, and then you disappeared around the corner.

Adapted from two butterflies

Home Edition-1: For Fat Wife

Honey, you lost weight.

Beware of high blood pressure and fat accumulation.

Honey, don't talk.

I regret eating delicious food.

Honey, you practice with me.

Back to eighteen through time and space.

Honey, let's dance.

Exercise is not tiring at all.

Wohejian healthy Jian Kang lose weight

Get rid of the tedious physical beauty.

Exercise takes a lifetime, and I don't regret it if I live for a long time.

Live up to my hopes, your flattery

Wohejian healthy Jian Kang lose weight

Get rid of the tedious physical beauty.

As the sun sets, the golden autumn is infinitely beautiful.

I can accompany you forever, and I have no regrets.

"two butterflies"

Home Edition -2: For Husband

Honey, am I beautiful?

One meter 62 standard "measurement"

Honey, am I attractive or not?

Zhao Wei's eyes and Tang Jiali's legs.

Honey, please measure my waist.

Two feet one two pants are fat.

Honey, look at your whole body

Thin body really has no burden.

You told me to be healthy to lose weight.

I moved too fast, and my eyes went black.

Take a bottle of beer, pour the wine and make a cup.

It's no use calling me guilty.

You told me to be healthy to lose weight.

I moved too fast, and my eyes went black.

I regret your bad idea.

Believe in scientific talent and have beauty.

"two butterflies"

Home Edition -3:

Honey, where are you flying to?

This is your inner comfort.

Honey, don't talk too much.

You should listen to sincere words.

Honey, don't go yet

You should add one year after the new year.

Honey, think about it.

Love attachment has been in my heart for a long time.

You and I have flown several times in the cold and hot weather.

There is a lovely "small burden"

I can't live without you, and I will regret it later.

You failed me. You know the crime.

You and I have flown several times in the cold and hot weather.

There is a lovely "small burden"

When he comes of age, you and I will lose our temple.

What a pity it is to be a stranger.

Huo Yuanjia

Hum ~ How many times does the house need cleaning?

They are all made in the week before the New Year.

What about cleaning up once a year?

I won't go to see you yet.

I have a good fist.

But I can't. What about Gacha?

The result is unpredictable.

Who is the strong one?

Let's compete this year.

The cabin kept jumping around.

Catch up with me and go to hell.

This damn mini

I hate you to death.

get out of here

Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, believe it or not, I will burn you to death.

Should I use pesticides?

I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it.

I get it, I get it, I get it, and I finally win this time.

I know you're upset [exam version]

Original song: Jolin Tsai

Reading test needs talent.

Why let your eyes get deeper and deeper?

Don't be foolish enough to guess the professor's score with your innocence.

In the end, I can only hate it secretly.

Don't take an exam too seriously.

Your injured eye is very painful.

No one has to have all the passes to live a lifetime.

Why force yourself to face the scars?

i know you are sad

The score is not the result of looking at it.

Don't ask how to pass the exam. One day you will understand.

i know you are sad

I stayed up late yesterday, but today I said I didn't pass, so I didn't pass.

Don't ask how to relieve your pain.

Too many people are destined for more.

Huo Yuanjia

Hum ~ How many times does the house need cleaning?

They are all made in the week before the New Year.

What about cleaning up once a year?

I won't go to see you yet.

I have a good fist.

But I can't. What about Gacha?

The result is unpredictable.

Who is the strong one?

Let's compete this year.

The cabin kept jumping around.

Catch up with me and go to hell.

This damn mini

I hate you to death.

get out of here

Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, believe it or not, I will burn you to death.

Should I use pesticides?

I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it.

I get it, I get it, I get it, and I finally win this time.

"have to love"

I need you to love me everyday. You opened the money (dialect)

I love you, I'm not asking you to leave me a piece (money) every day.

Ask me for money every day. What is true love?

How much do I love you? Speak faster than you think.

Am I too sensitive and generous, or am I weird?

Do I owe you too much money in my last life or am I destined to give it to you?

It was that appointment that saved me five thousand dollars.

Is there really no money in your pocket or will you be in a daze if you don't take it?

baby

I have to do this. Where did you get your money?

I have to do this. Your money comes from me.

I must give it, or I will lose my future.

Why can't I refuse? You are a loser, but every day passes quickly.

I need money every day. Only you can "open" my money.

I love you. I'm not asking you to leave me a piece every day.

Ask me for money every day. What is true love?

I love you. How much do you want? Faster than you think.

* Rap *

Will it be a little helpless?

Isn't it a little too soon?

But the money I gave you

Makes you dependent.

The beating of love in my heart

You need money every day. My money will open it for you.

I love you. I'm not asking you to leave me a piece every day.

Ask me for money every day. What is true love?

How much do I love you? Speak faster than you think.

Not afraid-> see Aaron

Mai' a rye Ahu

Mai Joni Aho Mai A Ha ha ha.

Ouch! Shit!

I saw Allen.

It's my fault that I didn't save enough money.

There are too many excuses, which have no effect. There is nothing to break up with.

It's nothing. After I turn around, I will use my magic to escape.

When I saw Aaron, I ran and ran.

I have no money to pay him back. I run and run and run.

Standing still will only get you chopped up.

Paralysis is also a sign of death.

Being chased every day.

Luck is really bad. I run and run and run.

No matter how dirty the society is, it still borrows money.

Miracles are bound to happen again.

Our enemy, Franklin, is very slow.

Original song: big belly

How can you be so stupid that you can hit Yugoslavia with artillery?

Give up international reputation for a small territory.

I have a headache how to make you understand your behavior.

You said that when you saw a beautiful woman, you would feel out of control.

If you go to mistress again one day, you will be photographed by reporters.

Make pirated butterflies and sell them everywhere. I dare you not to speak again.

If one day you finally step down, I advise you to switch to selling coffins.

If one day you are finally impeached, I advise you to find an island to hide secretly.

The world is developing peacefully. Why are you so disruptive?

Are you a Nazi remnant? The world is in chaos to eat?

If one day you go to find another mistress, you will be photographed by paparazzi.

Make pirated butterflies and sell them everywhere. I dare you not to speak again.

If one day you step down, I advise you to switch to selling coffins.

If one day you finally get off the stage, I advise you to go home and buy cabbage.

If I accidentally see you, I will definitely throw eggs at you.

I will beat you silly, pull out your teeth, and take your head to my house to make a rotten mop.

If I accidentally see you,

(monologue) It doesn't matter! People will die anyway!

courage

I finally made this decision, and I didn't care what others said.

As long as you cheat in the same way

I am willing to answer anything you want. I know this problem is not easy.

I was reviewing yesterday.

But forget all the answers.

It really takes courage to cheat in the face of gossip.

As long as you look positive, all the answers will believe you.

We all need the courage to cheat together.

I don't mind sending you a note even if someone complains. You should be careful.

You pass the note and I'll copy down all the answers.

As long as we are very careful.

I believe I can deceive the teacher. I know everything is not easy.

My heart has been beating very unsteadily.

I am most afraid of having a sudden heart attack.

What needs courage most to face fear and trembling is deception.

As long as one of us is not careful, my score is zero.

If I get caught cheating, I will accidentally hurt you.

Anyway, I thank you for sacrificing yourself to help me cheat.

If you are really unlucky, I will catch you by accident.

Will you shut your mouth? I will try my best to help you.

You just need to keep quiet.

I really need to calm down and solve this problem.

Anyway, please be quiet first and I'll make a decision.

As a result, we were all lucky and never cheated again.

But I soon got into the same old habit. In tomorrow's exam,

Cheating again ~

run the red light

Original: Wei

There is a confused little girl.

Her name is Wei.

Her eyes were blurred with tears.

When you see a red light, go there at once.

Wei, do you know that the police are waiting for you?

Raise your hand and call you Berhenty.

Look how happy that policeman is.

Mau bayar saman atau bayar sini

Consequences of cheating

Original: Jiangnan

There are such days every year.

Keep the students awake.

We play very cheaply every year.

I'm not ashamed of cheating.

Look how United we are.

The answers are all copied on paper.

It's very risky.

We haven't changed what we haven't learned (dialect-meaning no way)

Circle, circle, circle, circle.

Fill it out again and again

We copied each other's papers.

Whether it is right or wrong, whether he writes it right or wrong.

We don't understand the consequences of cheating in the exam.

Thought if you were careful, you wouldn't be found.

Unfortunately, cheating won't last forever.

The teacher found out this time.

We don't know how to explain cheating.

Thought dropping out of school was just a rumor outside.

It hurts as much as walking.

I didn't understand until I was heartbroken when I walked out of school.

Insist on (original singing; Tian Zhen)

Every night comes.

Loneliness always surrounds me.

Every time I get an electric shock, my heart beats faster.

This is my infinite enjoyment.

Every time I face you,

Don't leave your screen

Every time I go through customs,

How many strategies are there to catch?

No matter how time and space change

How did technology develop?

My love is always in your heart.

You got it?

I want to have a high-end P 4.

Destined to make money now.

I can't stop my inner enthusiasm.

An obsession with computers.

Hug you oh, my game

Can you see that I'm a little tired?

Whether I love you or not makes me tired and breaks my heart.

Hug you, my computer.

But you know I'm short of money

Even if my eyesight goes backwards, I won't get paid.

Play until your wallet is empty.

It feels good to be back home。

Cheats have been copied, and teachers have been circling.

I can't escape the final exam.

I can't get away from the exam.

It feels good to cheat. Don't mind the teacher leaning back.

Copy all the points you can't finish reading in a semester's notes into a cheat sheet.

Let every subject forget your troubles.

Our class is my castle, and every subject is created by myself.

The smiles of my classmates are my wealth.

You can cheat and know that you won't fail this course.

For scores, hands can be rough.

Ah ~ how glorious and proud

You stare at me. I'll make a copy for you

Ah ~ it feels good to cheat.

Don't ask me who I am.

I've never seen anyone so dark and pockmarked. When I see a netizen, my first feeling is to hurry back.

No one's legs can fly like mine, and even Jones can't catch up with me. When I fled back to my home, I felt very gratified.

There is nothing wrong with an ugly face. Why does she look so queasy? She thinks about this beautiful girl every day and scolds the online society.

Never mind who she is, please don't date. . . . . .

Sweet honey [rap version]

It's your sweet smile that makes my deer jump around.

It feels better than eating hamburgers. I have long forgotten the flowers in other classes.

You must spend your whole life before you smile at me.

Do you know that rew chow likes to laugh at you most and wants to make you laugh every day?

I spend too little time with you. I hope everyone will come soon tomorrow.

I want to go to bed early every night, and I can still see your smile in my dream.

My friends say I'm terrible, and I don't want them to eat grass.

I just want you to spoil me, rely on me, and become the most important person in the world.

Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze.

When my girlfriend promises a good date, I will think of many tricks.

Meet your needs. Eat when you are hungry, and be gentle with you.

Make you sweet, make you laugh, and I won't argue with you, because you are my baby.

But don't use your cousin as a third wheel on your next date, okay?

I've seen you in my dream. How sweet my smile is. It's you. It's you in your dream.

I know it's too early to hug at a young age. It's good to hold hands with you.

I don't want to run around. Falling in love is my sweet trouble, my cousin said.

Adults are a little bad. The next lover is not necessarily better. The beauty of first love comes once in a lifetime.

I will catch you and remind you where I have seen you before.

Your smile is so familiar that I can't remember it at the moment. In my dream.

I am not Huang Zhong (adapted from the song "I am not Huang Rong")

I'm not Huang zhong

I can't draw a bow.

I want to take advantage of the risk.

I'm really in pain

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah.

I am not as brave as Zhou Yu and Gong Jin.

Sun Quan also has no right to Zhong.

I don't have Long Fu's strength.

Zhang Fei has no temper.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah.

I'm not Cheng Yu.

I can also use tricks.

He can forge letters.

I can cheat, too

I don't have the courage of Xia Houyuan.

I don't have the ability to be a genius.

I don't have Yuan Shu's ambition.

Not as black-hearted as Dong Zhuo.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah.

I am not Wolong.

I can't summon the wind

I'm good at water fights.

I don't understand the rest.

I'm not as weird as Zuo Ci.

Not as red as Zhao Yun.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah.

I'm not Huang zhong

I can't draw a bow.

My face is not red.

I have a bad temper.

I'm not Zhao Zilong.

I'm not like Liu Chuanfeng.

(what? I sing so much that you don't even know who I am ... I'm Huang Gai! )

About winter [political edition]

Soon I don't want you. Please wipe the tears from the corner of your eyes.

Not in the long night? Zhai zhaoyou e

Honey? Yan Na Yann wept for me.

Although the road ahead is too sad.

I smile and bless you.

Although facing the wind, although it is raining.

I thought of you in the storm.

Without you, I will cherish myself more.

These years without me, you should reflect on yourself.

You asked me when I would think of you.

I also asked myself softly

Not this time, I don't know when.

I think it will be around winter.

New Yuanyang Butterfly Dream [Accounting Edition]

The first meeting is like running water, far away from me.

It will make a mess of me, and I am so worried.

High school students will never understand, and they will never understand.

Auditing is more difficult to understand.

Only the teacher laughed. Who heard the students cry?

Accounting is a hard road.

Do you want to change departments quickly or continue your studies?

I made a wrong decision and was very sad.

Listen, it's a good way to make money, accountant.

But who can spend four years safely?

The first meeting will be high and the meeting will be over.

Teachers can't even tell students how to read.

Might as well die.

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