1. Feel unwell, go to the hospital. The doctor said: Go back and eat whatever you want. My heart suddenly became cold. I asked the doctor: What's wrong with me? The doctor said: you must be hungry to lose weight.

2. A man was bitten by a dog, so he hurried to see a doctor and asked him for medicine. The doctor is packing up and getting ready to get off work.

3. Go to the hospital and say to the doctor, "Hello, doctor, I have a little cold and my voice is not very good." The doctor said, "then don't look, get out!" " "

The doctor said, "Why did you change wards? Your neighbor is an excellent patient. He is a famous crosstalk performer. " The patient interrupted him and said, You're right! But when I smiled, the surgical wound opened.

A female patient with tongue pain is very happy today. She said to me, "Doctor, I haven't slept well recently. I went to see a Chinese doctor in our village. He asked me to repeat a spell before going to bed. "

6. Me: I will have my first operation tomorrow morning, and I won't eat or drink after dinner tonight, okay? Patient: I see. Thank you, doctor.

7. Dr. Huang Dafu is an obstetrician and gynecologist who specializes in infertility. He has been practicing medicine for many years. One day, a grateful patient sent a plaque to express his gratitude, which read: out of thin air!

This man is so drunk that I don't think it is necessary to use anesthetic. If it can be saved, it will be wasted.

The doctor said that I was short of money and had to make up for it.

10, I wanted to look handsome, so I went to the plastic surgery hospital. Just walked into the doctor's office and didn't speak, the doctor laughed loudly: ha ha ha ha ha ha!