An interesting boyfriend, the biggest experience is to keep you crazy. He once said that he likes the feeling that I can't beat her but I can't beat him. Like to watch me fly into a rage, I secretly show off in an ostentatious manner. Speaking of him, I really shed tears.
He is an interesting guy, but he is very enthusiastic. I remember taking a train once, because he was in Guangzhou and my destination was not Guangzhou. But unfortunately, I really had my period that day. Not only do I have to take a 17-hour train, but I also have to endure a stomachache all day. I feel that God is really kind to me. But there was no way to buy tickets for that day, so I had to bite the bullet ... On the way, he kept chatting with me. Finally, he said, I know you are not feeling well, and I have been distracting you. In fact, I was very moved at that time and thought he was particularly sensible. The next sentence broke all my beautiful fantasies about him. He said I was afraid that you would go to Jiangsu and come back to see me alive. Can't you talk properly?
And when we went shopping together, I told him to give me 500 yuan, and I was going to buy a pair of sunglasses. What did he say? I said it was to cover up your ugliness. He gave me 1000 yuan. I am very happy. I said I could buy a helmet by the way. I asked why. He said that a pair of sunglasses can't hide your ugliness. Too much! But he still gave me 1000 yuan. I reluctantly accepted his sarcasm for that 1000 yuan ... and finally he begged me to give him that 1000 yuan. How can I tell him that it is my compensation for mental damage? If you stay there, the duck in your mouth will bite it and throw it away. Come on, fight me! Also, once we went to the movies together and saw a romantic movie. After reading it, we came out. He said he was thirsty, and then he bought ice cream. I was surprised when he came back. I only had one in my hand, so I asked him, did you give it to me? He said how is it possible? I bought two and found them delicious. I'll show you if you don't believe me. Damn it, believe me, a scud kicked you to the corner of the south wall and made you sing conquest. Also, I remember that once the teacher took away his homework, which made me particularly angry because he played games the night before and didn't write much. The next day, he said he wanted to look at my homework, and even tore off the homework written behind me and posted it on his notebook. What stupid thing, do you think his handwriting can be the same as mine? Then I asked her jokingly, and the teacher asked you what to do. He said I picked it up on the road and didn't have to do my homework. What a retard! Do you think all teachers are as retarded as her?
This is only one aspect of dribs and drabs, and he has many abominations. He is particularly fond of cheating. For example, he sent a message saying there was a typo. You said I kindly reminded him to correct it. He also said there was a typo. Why didn't I see it? Then I sent him a screenshot of that conversation, and he began to lie to me, saying that I didn't write it. Tell me I didn't write it. I was drunk, too, and there was no one left to cheat. You have something to talk to me about today. You like to use the tone of "I" and send me good night every night when you sleep. Don't you just say good night? No, he will send one first. I am tired. Please stand down. In order not to pester him, I only sent him a picture of me sleeping. Besides, he is always joking. Once he joked, I actually believed him. The premise question is, how much tuition does he need to pay? I said my major is different from yours. How do I know how much you paid? He said he accidentally forgot, and then people said, I accidentally won a lottery ticket, and I don't know if the fraction of the lottery ticket can pay the tuition. I was surprised at that time, so I quickly asked how much you won. Finally, he sent me photos, no more, no less, just 10 yuan. 1Is 0 yuan enough for you to buy a train ticket? Since you have to pay tuition, you think college tuition is cheap. So many things can't be counted. I can only say that he is cute and brings a lot of fun to my life. I like him very much. I hope we can stick to it until the end.
Although he sometimes talks aimlessly and likes to cheat, I just like him. His unique position is irreplaceable. Although he was joking, it was very interesting. But in some things, he especially protected me, didn't go back, told me to lose my temper with him, and never cared how much I spent on him. He would say, "Wife, you are happy." There are not many boys who are joking and interesting now. I'll hold him tight!