"Thank you, sister. I remember when I applied for a card, they said they would give me an experience class? "
"Yes, come to the front desk after changing your clothes, and I'll help you find the coach."
When I came to the dressing room, I saw several bosses chatting while wiping themselves. Although I often go to the bathhouse, what I see is mostly potbellied or ribs. Where have you seen so many strong eggs with big breasts, big legs and big hips? They are all flattering, so there is no visual impact. Holding my breath, I passed by my eldest brother who was smoking at the door, carefully avoiding my uncle who was blowing his hair with a hair dryer, bypassing my uncle who was washing clothes on thin ice on the floor, and finally came to my cabinet.
I put on a carefully arranged tight T-shirt, tight pants, three-piece B shorts, a mobile phone armband and headphones. I finally got out of the psychological gloom brought by those big bosses and felt that I was the most beautiful boy in the gym.
Back at the front desk, Xiaomei helped me find a coach. We looked at each other, I looked at you and quickly gave each other an evaluation in my mind:
"What, dressed in fancy, like a sand sculpture ~"
"What the hell, my stomach is three times bigger than mine, and you have the nerve to teach me ~"
Then we reached out and shook hands at the same time:
"Hello, handsome boy, nice clothes, very slim ~"
"Hello, coach, great practice, look at this big guy ~"
"Did you just start exercising? Do a single test first! "
"Ok, let's go!"
The specific process of physical examination can't be described, and everyone has experienced it. The conclusion is:
Low muscle content and high fat content;
Poor cardiopulmonary function, high blood lipid and blood sugar;
Round shoulders and hunchback, a rich bag behind the neck;
The ribs are everted and the pelvis leans forward;
Being sick all over, the risk of sudden death is high;
But don't be afraid, just buy a class.
I was so scared after listening to it that I quickly asked what to do. The coach smiled and said simply, "It's a good thing you met me. It's nothing. Take my former students as an example. Is the lumbar process serious? I cured him; Is the fracture bad? I let him get away; Have you ever seen a fat man weighing 300 pounds? I only practiced on 150. Let me show you the equipment first. If you think my level is ok, let's set up a class today? "
The coach took me to the power zone, so I saw a series of unsightly scenes.
A man holds another man from behind. When they get on and off the bus, the man in front groans with satisfaction.
Coach, what are they doing?
"Squat protection ... what do you think?"
A man named piapia patted another man on the back, and the friend who was beaten shouted. I thought it was a fight, but he went straight to the barbell on the ground.
"Coach, look at this guy. He is so timid that he won't fight back when he is beaten? "
"This is the encouragement and spur before the heavy load ..."
One person lies prone on the bench, and the other person directly rides on his head with his crotch facing his face;
"Emma, coach, I'm so ashamed. I dare not look directly at this! "
"Can you have something else in your mind? This is bench press protection ... "
With the guidance and help of the coach, I finally overcame the indescribability in my head and practiced a few tricks with fake movements. After class, the coach talked to me about buying classes again.
"I have no money today."
"WeChat/Alipay will do."
"I didn't tie the card."
"The flower bed is ok."
"No."
"I can lend it to you."
"Do I look like someone who borrows money and pays it back?"
"…"
After some conversation, the coach finally understood the essence of my poverty. Actually, I don't deserve this. If I were a coach, I would never have thought that a person like me with a set of three for 39 yuan could buy private lessons for 300 yuan.
Go back to the dressing room, get dressed and come back to the front desk.
"Sister, this is your hand."
"Ok, here is your card, please keep it!"
"What time do you get off work at night? Have dinner together? "
"OK, can I bring a date?"
"who?"
"My boyfriend is the big flower arm with 200 pounds."
"Farewell ..."
In the contemptuous eyes of the young lady at the front desk, I ended my first trip to the gym perfectly.