2, snoring in bed, underwear is often worn backwards.
3. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.
4. Smelly garbage man, the source of the word "spit".
5, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half point on the scale. Eyes staring at the * *, only clothes don't recognize people!
6. Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!
7, your long back chapter!
8. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.
9. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.
10, holding other people's works and insisting that it is your own creativity.
1 1, the so-called universities: prison management, rogue quality, open kissing, white-collar consumption, dreaming in class, universality of skipping classes, dormitory internet cafes, specialization of make-up exams, aristocratic tuition fees, Baidu-type papers, comprehensive myopia, canteen feeding, job-seeking dreams, graduation unemployment, and employment of migrant workers.
12, I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.
13, you lean on the river and watch your dick die and your dog turn over.
14 Wait, when the tide recedes, you will see that the mainland is exposed to the whole sea, and you will find how many bones are broken and exposed in broad daylight.
15, when the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away the world that belongs to you.
16, I like you so much that you will die.
17, since you have to be shameless, she is used to ugliness.
18, what apology? False comfort! Stay away from me. !
19, it is said that people have only two choices, get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.
20. When you are proud, your friends know you; When you are in trouble, you make new friends.
2 1, a word from a gentleman, a forgotten horse. Don't say it; It also allows people, this device. It's easy for the villain to say something difficult. Although it doesn't matter, it is also said; It also makes people want to be prepared.
22, you get a haircut and change your hair style. This is the best way to look at your face.
23, pockmarked is not called pockmarked, deceiving.
24. When you see a beautiful woman, you will be tempted, and sweet words will deceive you.
What a beautiful uncle!
26, you are quite normal, if you don't consider IQ.
27. Actually, I feel sorry for you. If you can't get happiness yourself, you can only destroy the happiness of others.
28. When he meets * *, he always sits still; He was indomitable until he was tortured!
29. What's wrong with my brain? It also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, I have no brain. Go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin and see if I can make up for the birth defects.
30. The hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.
3 1, our goal: look at money and earn more.
32, Zhou Lang launched a coup, lost his wife and soldiers.
Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!
34. Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?
35. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.
36. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.
37. In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.
38. Q: Who is the most pitiful person in the world? A: Artillery company cookhouse squad soldiers! Q: Why? A: Take the blame for wearing a green hat and watch others have sex.
39. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the world was full of gray donkeys. After they were heartbroken, they could only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.
40. Giraffes make you sick.
4 1, bus congestion is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.
42. Damn it! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!
43. Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
44. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.
45. I am tea and you are water. Come and soak me!
46. The world is like this. This is all hypocrisy. If it is not hypocrisy, how can it be called the world?
47. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible.
48. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you a little flood, and you will flood. Give you some color and you will open a dyeing room.
49. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!
50. For all scientific reasons, peas and rice just won't tell you. Just so-so, third in the world.
5 1. The casting mirror must be bronze, which is easy to grind and polish. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance. Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.
52. When my mother became a swan, you and I were still an egg!
53, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.
54. I have never seen you like this. I said no, and I confessed like this.
55.* * is * *, just like a dou who can never help others.
56. Failure in English shows that I am patriotic.
I'm sorry to make you laugh.
58. People like you can only live two episodes in a series, but they are still dead.
59. If you think you are the sun, others will have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.
60, that person looks, how to say, the pixel is relatively low.
6 1, I always think that as long as one thing is raised at the hearing, it will be basically solved-this is a problem that cannot be discussed.
62. I don't remember my worries. I usually report my worries on the spot.
63. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.
I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.
65. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.
66. It's hard for people to fight shit. You stepped on it and ran into it, but it was still shit. It was you who got dirty.
67. Women use * * membranes to pay homage to love, squander their youth with piles of condoms, lament that love is impermanent and youth cannot be returned, and get a "maturity", so the so-called maturity means being tired of love and having enough exercise.
68. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.
69, unreasonable, there must be a picture!
70. You look very creative and live bravely.
7 1. The person who is willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times is the one who really loves you!
72. I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture!
73. I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.
74. I used to think Picasso was an abstract school. I didn't know Picasso was a realist until I met you.
75. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.
76. Eldest brother, is your nickname "Gao Qiu"? I'm completely pissed off by you.
77, the east is not bright, the west is bright, forcing you to look like you.
78. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
79. Truth is truth only because it faces mistakes and hypocrisy.
80. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.
8 1, when breaking up, don't say to me, "Actually, you're fine". So you still dumped me?
82. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.
83, the villain is shameless, paying attention to profit and neglecting death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.
84. Take medicine when you are sick. I don't know what medicine to take. Go to Qingshan Hospital and ask. There will be something for you.
85. You are just a remainder in the division formula. No matter how perfect the accessories are, they can't compare with the original ones. Besides, your accessories are just a defective product.
86. It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.
87. Are you drunk by Sanlu?
88. Adults want smart and beautiful flowers in their children's heads, but they want others' children's heads to be just a bunch of weeds.
89. Stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, while stealing many people's ideas is research.
90, otaku, as long as a power failure, will degenerate into a caveman.