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What are some humorous quotations about fitness?
0 1 1, burn my calories, let's play the treadmill happily together.

2. If I have to add a time limit to my love of fitness, I hope it is: ten thousand years!

It should be good to go to the gym in summer.

Exercise for one hour every day, and you can live to be sixty years old as long as you persist for fifty years.

5, exercise, you can't hold your wife without exercise.

6. Do you think you have a girlfriend by practicing eight-pack abdominal muscles? You think you have a boyfriend just by practicing vest line? It's all true.

7, don't always lie down, exercise to lose weight, Jimei.

8. Stand still and stretch.

9. I'm just exercising, so don't think about it.

10, local fitness, not the same as you!

1 1, so perfect, I still insist on exercising.

12, carry out the fitness to the end!

13. Create a perfect figure and enjoy a healthy life.

14, fitness still needs words to motivate you. You'd better go back to playing with mud.

15, as long as you don't give up, you will always be strong!

16, when you want to give up, think about why you started.

17. Take the Wan Li road of life and take the first step to keep fit.

18, don't treat yourself as a waste until you are dead.

19, survival is heaven, giving up is hell!

20. Are you tired? You should be tired. Comfort is the business of the dead.

2 1, either exercise or study, the body and soul must be on the road.

22. Exercise is the nourishment of life, and fitness is the beautician of youth.

23. As long as you love from the bones, where to practice is king.

If you want to give up, please leave quietly, because there is no farewell applause here!

25. If you fall, you will fall on your own turf.

26. Only those who are made of sweat and blood are real men.

27. Stand still, you will always be an audience.

28. As long as you don't give up, you will always be strong!