Poisonous chicken soup copy (selected 89 sentences) 1. Many times, an optimistic attitude and nice words can't help you. I am very confused and dark these days. After that, there will be another darkness waiting for you. Early to bed and early to rise are all working dogs, and rich people will stay in bed. Exercise hard when you have time, and you can't be single and fat at the same time. Sorry is just a reason for betrayal, not important. Just an excuse for disappointment. 6. The so-called love is just something that will be lost soon. 7. Even if you charge your mobile phone for two hours, no one will talk to you for five minutes. 8. Apart from illness and death, other pains are brought to you by your so-called values. 9. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees. 10. Eat only good things and everything. This is called a git. 1 1. Don't lecture me when I'm angry. I'm deaf. 12. You will get old when you are not crazy, and you will get faster after you are crazy. 13. Who says you can't play musical instruments? You quit and have fun! 14. Someone appears in your life and tells you that you are so gullible. 15. You can hear music when you are happy, and you can also hear it when you are sad. 16. some people have worked hard all their lives, that is, they have squeezed into the third-rate society from the fourth-rate society. 17. Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. 18. I didn't eat shit, but I saw the name on TV. Not yours. 19. Don't say that I have changed, just say that you are tired. 20. Where there are so many phobias, it is obviously poverty! 2 1. Leave for the rest of your life and never look back. 22. Every time I find the key to success, I find someone has changed the lock cylinder. 23. Everything is difficult at the beginning, difficult in the middle and difficult in the end. 24. I am young and I have capital! Look at anyone around you who has never been young. 25. People's minds will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I want to get rid of poverty. 26. As long as you persist, you will fail one day. 27. Be sure to eat midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams. 28. You have such a good temper, you must be forced to work overtime often. 29. You have never succeeded, so don't be afraid of failure. 30. I can't forget my predecessor, not because he was too good, but because I didn't make progress! 3 1. Poverty is a thin curtain. I am here, and the first class is there. There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best. 33. Everyone else has a background, and you only have a back. My dream is to be a carefree cripple. Only those who have really worked hard know how important talent is. Failure is not terrible, what is terrible is that you still believe this sentence. 37. Sri Lanka is a humble house, but I am virtuous. Catch up with the demolition and win a lot of money. Desire is not our enemy, hypocrisy is. 39. I am like a fly lying on the glass. There is a bright front, but there is no way out. 40. Rich children work hard for their parents, while poor parents work hard for their children. 4 1. Life is not only the immediate things, but also the poems you can't understand and the distant places you can't go. 42. If you don't have a dream, you can at least have a dream. 43. Handsome people can't be eaten as meals, and ugly people can't be eaten as meals. 44. Life is not just the present, but also baldness. 45. Be a calm person and eat fatter, heavier and steadier. 46. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom. 47. Love is beautiful, but it won't last long. If you cry more than you laugh, let go. 48. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt. 49. Laughing girls always have more crow's feet than others. 50. There are always some idiots who are friends I can't abandon. 5 1. How dare I fall? There is no one behind me. Then stand firm! 52. Talking to you about your ideal boss is to prevent you from getting a raise. 53. When you are quiet, you are particularly lazy. 54. Don't drink a glass of wine for the past, because everything is over. 55. The land that developers can't buy is my unswerving commitment to you. 56. It's not that I don't have a temper, but that I dare not lose my temper, because no one is really embarrassed to coax me. 57. Girls who love to laugh are not too unlucky, but generally their grades are not good. 58. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that they must have brains. 59. The edges and corners are smoothed by life, so they are chubby. 60. Sometimes you don't know what despair is until you work hard. 6 1. I bought the wrong watch yesterday. I didn't steal roses from the third house. 62. You can buy anything, but not because you are poor. 63. People with big faces are generally good-tempered, because they turn their faces slowly. 64. dream of eating noodles, I woke up in the morning and found that my shoelaces were gone. I'm depressed! 65. Live well, and every day there is a new blow. 66. You and I have no chance. I spent all my money. 67. If you do your best wholeheartedly, you may be inferior to others. Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, there are actually many bad words behind it. I won't see you off when you leave, but I will stop you when you come, rain or shine. 70. All the beauty you are praised by people actually has traces of ps. 7 1. The fate of the world depends on me! 72. Our relationship has long been weak, and it's no use adding salt. 73. Some people are good to you for no reason, either with their heart or with guilt. 74. Although the appearance is not good, the personality is not good, and the work is not good, but the appetite is ok; Not popular, but irritating. 75. God is fair. He will give you a face of Zhang Chou and a home without money. 76. Body hair degradation is a manifestation of human evolution, so the less body hair, the better evolution. So bald people are the most advanced. 77. Don't dwell on past memories. Yesterday's sun cannot dry today's clothes. 78. People, like wine, are contradictory. If they are weak, they have no taste. If they are strong, they will be afraid of drinking too much. 79. You have been exhausted all your life because of you: there is only constant psychological remorse, and there is no immediate action change. 80. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. I really want to see it. I just don't know which clothes I sold to you. 8 1. I can't hold my mouth, I can't walk, and I want to be beautiful in bed after dinner. 82. Many times, if you don't push yourself, you don't know that you still have the ability to screw things up. 83. Girls who love to laugh are not unlucky, because unlucky girls can't laugh. 84. Earning money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high. 85. Girls who love to laugh are always more likely to have long eye lines, dry lines, fine lines and crow's feet than others. 86. Everyone's life is a book, others' is a happy life, and you are a complete joke book. 87. Some people don't win at the starting line, but are born directly at the finish line. 88. If you don't follow the heaven, you can't learn the sea. 89. Stop crying. It doesn't look good when you cry, and it doesn't look good when you laugh. I can't help it Ugly, not at all good-looking.