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Crossing and anti-crossing

This is a book that makes me laugh when I think about it.

Not funny.

You can tell at a glance.

Others are:

"Mud can paste on the wall" Sleeveless incense ended in ancient times.

This adult is really strong. In this paper, the female host is super bh, and the male host is running pigs and eating tigers.

Think about it. Zheng He, Sambo's eunuch, turned out to be a woman and went to the West to have children. . . .

"New Beijing, New Crossing (Reverse Green Crossing)" matlab

A spoof, 44-year-old going to New China and Peking ... Oh.

"Peter Pan" River Girl

Xiao Fei travels through time and space

I met wet dream and worshipped him as my teacher. After living in the mountains for 8 years, my martial arts are extraordinary.

At the age of 28, she met six handsome brothers for the first time-her "xianggong" 1 No.6!

Then I met all kinds of beautiful men ... beautiful women can't stop me anyway.

"I am a snake" lemon is slightly sour.

I am a snake, a happy snake.

My wish is simple: sleep until you wake up naturally, and count your money and get cramps in your hands!

There is nothing in this life!

A warm and pleasant article!

A Hundred Years Lonely Platinum Ring-Xiaoqing

In fact, we only love ourselves.

Bai Fu said this sentence hundreds of years ago.

But I never remember.

She said that we can only love ourselves.

Kong Wan Li (qing wear) Author: Hoshino Sakura

In any case, she is also a good girl who received higher education in the 2 1 century. Even though she never wanted to contribute her life to the motherland, she didn't have the selfless spirit of Uncle Lei Feng, and she didn't have the advanced ideas.

Well, she admits that she still owes her two months' tour fee, but ... but it's not worth doing this to her. Why not just send her back to feudal society to enjoy life imprisonment for class struggle?

Mamma Mia, it is necessary to teach her vividly why everyone should sing socialism.

Now, it is no problem to go to the enemy's house and work for them in class struggle. From time to time, I have to put up with the faces of wives and concubines. It turns out that the textbook says that Zhu Men's wine stinks. God, she vowed to love history from today. Can you ask her to go back ...

"Mud can paste on the wall" Sleeveless incense ended in ancient times.

This adult is really strong. In this paper, the female host is super bh, and the male host runs pigs and eats tigers.

Think about it. Zheng He, Sambo's eunuch, turned out to be a woman and went to the West to have children. . . .

"I don't want to be a good girl" Xiao Hanlu

Fresh funny articles on campus

Freshman charming, sophomore handsome, junior running all over the street, senior nobody wants.

Who says nobody wants us senior girls anymore? There are flowers in the game, and all the endings are good, but there are still some muddleheaded ones, but isn't it love that is muddleheaded?

How do senior girls in four famous universities spend their last year of youth happily?

My husband is a cool brother.

Sounds funny. . . About past lives. . .

"Solitaire" Author: Bian Guanghan

Just picked up an earthworm and dissected it for my sister. ...

But ... but the earthworm said he was a dragon?

Then he and a bunch of strange family members flocked to my house to see me.

Say it's ... look at his lifelong dependence? ! !

How can I stay with an earthworm for life? !

Early funny articles, not bad!

The full text of My Husband Tan Thrushcross.

"Goose Ci, you should have got married a long time ago. If it weren't for your mother's low status, how could you become like this ..." He Yanci's mother couldn't help crying, saying that she was a servant girl and had a hard time, but her daughter was also the blood of her master, and she was reduced to this point. "Niang, the Wangs are scholarly families, and they are very particular about statecraft. I am the eldest daughter of any family, so it is natural to go out before Lin Yan. Since my aunt said so, I can't escape this marriage. I just don't know who she wants to marry.

"I am a pear, who am I afraid of!" Author: Luo Kun

I like to make money freely in ancient times.

Hehehe, I'm a monkey. Who am I afraid of? Author: Geng ruoti,

What are you doing here?

Go back to your Tang Nuo.

Sorry, everyone,

This time it's the story of Shali.

It has nothing to do with this little girl Geng Ruoti.

"Love between teachers and students or brothers and sisters" Author: seventeen

Are they teacher-student relationship or brother-sister relationship?

Her brother arranged math classes, tutoring, parent-teacher meetings, copying homework and cheating?

They look more like teachers and students. ...

but ...

Cooking, cleaning, cold war, pranks?

Like brother and sister. ...

A pair of clowns, make you laugh, worth seeing!

The Rising Edge of Meteor Author: Cat Ears

Copywriting:

A woman whose life is a mystery, a woman who doesn't know what she looks like, comes to an unknown time and space and meets a man who has been entangled with her all her life.

"If you lose, you will be different" by A Bai

"Full heart" and "full meaning" sound like a family, but she doesn't want to be a family with him! Every day, I can't look up and see, I can't hide, I can't win ... Alas, she admits, this guy is so handsome that he is too lazy to die, so bad that he knows that a person bullies her! In the face of this childhood parallel "brother", I really want to shout: "Wei Yizu, you undeveloped pig!"

By email "My Disease"

Damn it, I was forced to take out condoms after customs inspection. What bad luck ~ ~! Bad luck isn't over yet? Whoa, whoa ~ ~ Don't ~ ~ Help, help, people will die together. Finally, the famous anthomaniac of Guangzhou University Student Union is like this. ...

Because the content involves a woman and a man, I would like to remind you that those who defend morality should be cautious, those who are pig-hearted should be cautious, and those with cardiopulmonary dysfunction should be cautious, otherwise Xiao S will not bear any criminal or civil legal responsibilities.

The content of the article is spoof, please consider the unsuitable MM!

Oleander "I would rather die than be a woman-finally want bricks"

What would you do if you were a man among men for 25 years and one day you woke up and suddenly became a woman?

What would you do if you spent 25 years beating invincible hands all over the world and suddenly one day you were too weak to catch chopsticks?

If you have been a big brother for 25 years, suddenly one day you want to call someone big brother, what will you do?

If you have been handsome for more than 20 years, practiced swearing for more than 20 years, been handsome for more than 20 years, and scolded for more than 20 years, suddenly one day you not only lost the ability to hit people, but even lost the freedom to swear, then-what will you do?

There is nothing he can do, but he insists on one thing: he, Shen Han, would rather die than be a woman!

Male to female (having children)+crossing+brother and sister are neither fish nor fowl, with H.

Miracle's Lotus Leaf Tian Tian

She, seemingly chic as the wind, is actually ... = =

He, seemingly unruly, actually ...

From the campus, two duplicitous people met like fate in the autumn when laurel trees were fragrant, and then ...

Easy xiaowen, write the story that happened around me ... Does it look familiar? Deja vu? Ever heard of it? Hey, hey, hey. ...

This article is pure fiction. If it is the same, it is a coincidence!

"Sister's Kiss" Buller Month

He always suddenly appeared in front of his "sister" with a bright "innocent" face, which made her hate him very much.

"Sister" is becoming more and more eccentric and naughty, which occasionally exhausts him and makes him enjoy it.

There is no room for a misunderstanding in love, but it gradually spreads in misunderstanding. ...

This is the author's idol drama series, which is quite warm.

Dragon Shadow Green Devil Author: Purple Night Blue Ocean

Original name: Dragon Shadow Holy Land Green Devil

Children of the 34th Dragon Master in the Dragon Shadow Kingdom, the only quadruplet in the history of the Dragon Shadow Kingdom: Princess Royal Luo Xing, Second Prince Galo, Third Princess Lingluo and Fourth Princess. A peerless grass controller who likes to pretend to be weak, a sword god who has aesthetic problems and lust, a genius magician who is a super road idiot and an idiot in life, and a world-class dancer who is crazy about animals, but all she wants is Stray Kids.

This time, it tells the story of a talented magician who is a road idiot and an idiot, and her inexplicably born child.

Fantasy, interested MM can have a look.

Warm winter

My name is Wen Dong. I'm 25 years old and single.

It's nothing to be single at the age of 25, but I haven't been in love for 25 years, afraid of being discriminated against.

But I don't care. I have a job. I am a white-collar worker. I have a house and live alone. I am comfortable except that there are no other breathing creatures. From time to time, I open the door in the middle of the night and listen to those three bad friends who may never get rid of me crying about their love and hate. Then they scoffed and said, "Warm, why are you 25 years old and don't have a boyfriend?" Give a tissue when you are here.

I am resigned to my fate, and I have understood this since I met them. So, usually they cry until dawn, and when they are tired of crying, I will call them to ask for leave, and then climb to work happily.

Auntie, please love me-Buller Moon

After school, I followed Shidong 30 meters away and didn't want to overtake him.

He is next to his new girlfriend, and I think it is more comfortable to walk behind in this situation.

In my opinion, they just started dating, because until last week, he sent me ambiguous messages.

But how do I know what's going on?

Isn't it popular to be gentle with two or more people at the same time?

I'm lost. I always thought that others could be half-hearted, but he would never be.

Now even the cutest "baby" has gone bad. world ...

"Sleeping on my stomach cohabiting evil man" Author: Hell VIP

You said that Tao Yuanming didn't bend down for five dou meters,

If you give him 50 barrels, or 500 barrels, will he cover it?

I can't help it. I hope Fang Fei isn't Tao Yuanming, and every few fights have to be folded.

Counting a small sum of money every day, how can a person live? Find someone to share it with!

At least buy more money to buy an expensive bottle of flour oil. You should take good care of this face. I have nothing else.

If you accidentally enter the giants, it depends on this face.

Xuan Ning managed to escape from her mother's clutches, but unexpectedly fell into the hands of the super housewife!

It's a pity to think that his reputation was ruined when he was young-admit it!

The girl who lives in my house: people in the black and white world

The girl who lives in my house is a little witch who fell from the sky and a beautiful angel in her dream. Who is the real destiny? I ... of course, I have to introduce myself first: my name is Martin, an ordinary, ordinary nobody. Like many naughty children, I have been with my parents since I was a child. .........

"Red Dust Guest" Author: Long overdue

Crescent spring

..... Deep in the bamboo forest, melodious flute sounds came. Accompanied by the ups and downs of the wind, it is a figure in the moonlight. The long dark hair fluttered with the wind, and there was no shortage of sparkling air in the brow. She played the flute with soft lips and her feet were silent. She only heard the flute, but could not smell the skirt. It's the soft girl.

The white boy raised a smile, closed the fan and politely handed it over: "Girl, but you found it all the way?"

The soft blanket lifted the jade emperor and raised his head: "Exactly. My son said he was leaving, which was too bullying. "

The white childe gave a quick laugh and pointed to Mo Mei: "How will you bully the girl next time? Moreover, with the girl's skill, how can I bully you next time? "

Whelan's "Please Call Me Child"

In life, do we only have the power to be willful when we are young?

If you meet someone who is willing to call you a child, do you know how to grasp this hard-won favor?

The Secret of Three Years by Bei Bizhong

The greed of an emperor

Doctor's ambition

A woman's cunning

Men's desires are simple.

Into a bitter elixir of life

Can you live forever?

..... Obviously not! !

Love and affection of body and soul.

Happiness and happiness are the same.

Opposing but lacking

Longing for a reunion through a hundred years of time and space, but on this day of this era.

Dr. ender has a memory.

Facing an unprecedented test

He wants to talk to

A dying old man who regrets his choice.

A rambling young God.

A paranoid and sexy volcanic witch

And she ignores her own ability and prefers to be the sister of little idiot Lori.

Let's find the right choice about "happiness"

..... is another story with a strong supporting role.

Fantasy text

I took in a shemale. Author: seventeen years old

he

sixteen years old

ladyboy

I Am Twenty

Normal female college students

His breasts and hips are better than mine.

I can't believe I can cook. Can you make clothes? And make up?

It's really unbearable.

Take refuge in my house, right? Well, look, look what I can do to you! !

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This is interesting writing. ...

Habit by Lan

"You want to marry me, do you like me?" I raised my eyes and looked at the man in front of me.

"No, I just think it will be easy to marry you."

This is really a good reason, and I like this reason very much. I smiled. "Well, let's try. From today on, you should think of me in everything you do, such as thinking of me when you get up early, and I don't know when light light blue will start. " When eating, think about it. I don't know if light light blue likes this dish, and I don't know if light light blue can eat so much. I want to sleep at night. I don't know when light light blue will sleep. In a word, you must always think of me from the time you get up to the time you go to bed. "I raised my hand and blocked the man's words." What time? "

However, this means that when you are free, it certainly doesn't matter if there is a war to be fought. Anyway, the master is the most important. I know,

It is impossible to miss me at any time at first, but you must work hard from now on. If you have the heart, you will be sure.

I'll marry you if you like. "