You, I will never make you angry again ",12 times a day, if it fails, 24 times a day after a week, and so on; 2; reach
The etiquette company orders roses to send MM every day, one on the first day, two on the second day, three on the third day, and so on until.
MM is happy; 3; Write a sincere letter of apology to MM, and review all the happy days and events since our association.
Heart, praise all the advantages and benefits of MM with all the praise language you can think of, and use all the vicious language you can think of.
Blame yourself for nothing, deeply examine the ideological and historical roots, make a painful confession oath, and write it on stationery.
Drop a few eye drops; 4; Apologize humbly: carry a softball bat on your back. If it is summer, you will be naked. If it is winter, you will only
Wear underwear and kneel on one leg at MM's door until MM forgives (if you don't have a baseball bat, you can go to MM's door and lean against the wall.
Stand upside down until MM wakes you up); 5; After 10 in the afternoon, go to MM window to play guitar (or violin).
), sing "I can't live without you" until dawn, and go every day until MM wakes up, rain or shine; 6; Think about it, MM is the most
Small gifts that are most wanted and hard to get recently (such as pocket MP3 player, Chanel French perfume, pearl necklace, complete set of straws).
Waltz CD, Shiseido cosmetics, etc ), do everything possible to get it for her and deliver it in person.
, not only can resolve contradictions, but also win MM's heart and kiss; 7; Go to the etiquette company and order the four biggest hydrogen balloons.
(Different colors, more than one meter in diameter), hanging a colorful banner with a length of 10 meter and a width of 120 cm, which reads: "XXX, I love it.
You, till death do us part ","so-and-so, I love you forever ","so-and-so, I love you, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble ","A.
So-and-so, I love you forever. "On a sunny morning, I haven't been woken up by MM and settled in MM's house (or dormitory).
) the open space in front will surely achieve the shocking expected effect; 8; When I went to my parents-in-law's house, I kept silent and tried my best to give it to him.
Children do housework, carry water, chop wood, change gas tanks, clean windows, mop the floor, wash clothes, wash quilts, repair toilets and clean up.
Kitchen range hood, cleaning bicycles (cars, motorcycles), going every week, rain or shine; 9; Take the future brother-in-law to the streets
Eat KFC, eat ice cream, buy game discs and take-away cards, watch football horse races, visit parks, play roller coasters and shoot.
Hit the field, shoot the target, go swimming in the swimming pool, ... don't forget to come back and pretend to buy a stack of teaching reference books for your brother-in-law; 10; reach
Radio and TV stations order songs named after your favorite people for several weeks, or go to the newspaper and put them in classified advertisements.
The text advertisement: "I was wrong, I corrected it, and I won't dare to do it again" has its own name; 1 1; Sent to a nursing home in the name of mm.
Moon cakes, donations to Project Hope, send warm, a child who is out of school, and warm clothes to poor areas. Over time, radio stations, television stations,
The newspaper interviewed MM MM, and when I saw the handwriting of a money order, I knew that you had done something good secretly. "See one.
Laugh at grievances ",so get back together with you; 12; If all the above methods fail, call the MM at home.
Tell her in the deepest tone: "I'm really sorry to make you so angry." I decided to go first. I "
Our passbook, credit card and real estate license are all in the drawer of the bedside table. I'll leave them all to you. The password is # ◎×※%, and the door key.
On the doorframe of my house, the orchids on the windowsill should be watered every day, and the goldfish should be fed once a week. The electricity fee is 3 days a month, and the water fee is 8 days a month.
Yes, please, cable TV has been handed over to the end of the year. After I leave, you must have breakfast before going to work every day. Otherwise,
Stomach problems will get worse. Don't surf the Internet too late at night, or lack of sleep will accelerate aging. You should pay attention to whether the weather is cold or hot, and people are sinister.
Take care of yourself and take care of yourself after I leave. "Then, put the phone down, unplug the telephone line, lie in bed and wait patiently for MM..
Let's go