Your eyes are so big and not nearsighted, why can't you see that I really like you?
3. A couple went to the art exhibition. The wife is highly myopic. She stood in front of a portrait and exclaimed loudly, Oh, my God! The woman in this photo is so ugly. The husband took her and said, keep your voice down. Madam
The old man who teaches chemistry is 800 degrees nearsighted. After finishing writing the blackboard in class, he turned around and suddenly pointed at me.
5. The window of your soul, we care for you!
6. Until now, I put on my glasses to see clearly how realistic the world and people around me are and how naive I am.
7. The pain of myopia: ten meters away from hermaphroditism, twenty meters away from zoonosis, thirty meters away from six parents deny it.
Look at the moon in the sky. Too round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.
9. Su Yan should also wear contact lenses. Myopia is too tired to see the world clearly.
10. Make the "visual" world full of love.
1 1. Men are prone to farsightedness in love: women are prone to myopia in love.
12. Eyes are the color of life, and Jane's eyes are eternal.
13. Prevent myopia from today.
14. Cherish your eyesight and live a bright life.
15. For those who don't like me, I can only say that you'd better wear glasses.
16. How special are you? Thousands of people walk by, even if they are nearsighted, they can see you at a glance.
17. There is nothing wrong with myopia. At least when I see you betray me, I can pretend that I didn't see it clearly.
18. Hearing is also affected without glasses.
Tucao myopia is inconvenient for many friends circle copywriting (below) 19. The advantage of myopia is that you won't feel dirty when you look at anything.
20. joke: patient: doctor, my myopia is too serious. Doctor: How far is myopia? Patient: I opened my wallet and all the money was gone.
2 1. I found that my myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet.
22. To prevent myopia among teenagers, we should start from bit by bit.
23. Wearing a mask is annoying.
24. It's not good for people to see everything too clearly when they are alive, so I decided to be nearsighted.
25. I dreamed that my glasses were broken in the middle (although I don't wear glasses very much). Dreams are as broken as dreams. Wake up three times in half an hour.
26. I forgot where I put my glasses. When I was looking for them, I almost put my head on the table, and I had to touch it with my hands to feel like a basket case.
27. Short and thick myopia ~ There is no distinction between men and women beyond three steps, and there is no distinction between humans and animals beyond five steps ~
28. Children are always squinting, so check their eyes as soon as possible.
29. I dreamed that my glasses were broken in the middle (although I don't wear glasses very much). Dreams are as broken as dreams. Wake up three times in half an hour.
30. Sometimes we are nearsighted and ignore family ties; Sometimes we have a long-term vision and miss love.
3 1. Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because. I am nearsighted.
32. "Why do you sometimes wear glasses and sometimes don't?" "Wear it when you are full of expectations for the world, and take it off when you are disappointed with the world."
Don't belittle glasses in front of people who wear them, they are innocent.
34. The window of the soul, care with your heart.
35. It is hazy three meters away, five meters away from Albert Nobos, ten meters away from my parents and one hundred meters away from people and animals. Please don't blame me for not saying hello next time you see me without glasses, because I really can't see.
36. Myopia is really difficult, and it will be blurred if it is a little farther away. It is common to distinguish between men and women, and it is also possible to distinguish between people and animals. Small glasses on the nose will make people uncomfortable when they meet water vapor. It is easy to get hurt during exercise, and the crime of mobility is enough. National Eye Love Day is coming. May you protect your eyes and enjoy a better life!
Vomiting myopia is inconvenient for friends to copy (Article 3) 37. Scientific use of the eyes is infinitely wonderful.
38. Maybe. . . . . Some people have the experience of treating big black plastic bags as black cats on the road.
39. Continuous rainstorm is the best standard to test the quality of road construction. Foundation is very important, and leveling is also very important. The nearsighted child saw passers-by stomping into the puddle and immediately bypassed it. And muttered nervously: the construction is not done well.
40. Are you nearsighted or have small eyes? Why can't you see my eyes and heartbeat?
4 1. Do you think they can't see without glasses? They are also deaf.
42. I found that myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see money when I open my wallet.
43. Once myopia occurs, it will not only bring a lot of inconvenience to the patient's life, but also prevent him from attending his favorite school or pursuing his ideal career because of his poor eyesight. Because many occupations and jobs, such as navigation, aviation, precision instruments, military industry and high technology, have high requirements for naked eye vision. The hazards of myopia, poor eyesight, dry eyes and fatigue often affect the quality of study, life and work.
44. Healthy eyes and a healthy life.
45. Use your eyes well and get used to it. Myopia doesn't bother students.
46. Myopia is also good. My left eye is melancholy and my right eye is hazy. At least I don't have to see people too thoroughly.
47. Shooting a video also hits people, which is sad for myopia, and no one can be seen on the screen.
48. What's wrong with myopia? Why do we have to see the world so clearly? It doesn't hurt when it's hazy.
49. Myopia is also beneficial, and the blurred world may be happier.
50. Couples watch art exhibitions. My wife is highly myopic. She stood in front of a big painting and looked at it carefully for a long time. Suddenly shouted: "My God! Why is this woman so ugly? " Honey, don't make a fuss, "the husband quickly stepped forward and quietly told his wife," this is not a painting, this is a mirror.
5 1. Make your eyes brighter and the world more exciting.
52. Sometimes we are short-sighted and ignore our truest feelings; Sometimes we have some farsightedness, which blurs our recent happiness. Life is really short, far from what we thought. So, be kind to those who love you and be kind to yourself. Today is your pillow, and tomorrow you may become a stranger. If you can't fall in love in this life, don't expect to meet again in the next life.
53. Myopia and astigmatism. Last time I saw the super moon without glasses, the moon was really a thief …
54. Eyes can be short-sighted, but not short-sighted.
55. Any crystal glass is harmful to eyes.
About the circle of friends who are inconvenient to go out in the rain.
About the feeling that it is inconvenient to go out in the rain (Chapter 1) 1. I walked on the path with an umbrella and listened carefully to the autumn rain. Rain falls on the umbrella, like the whisper of swallows and like a gentle serenade. Gradually, it rained heavily, and the sound of rain at this time was like a magnificent symphony.
As long as it rains, I can stay indoors. I hate rain, so I can't wear gray pants and white shoes.
It's raining harder and harder, and the water on the ground has merged into a stream, giggling, singing and dancing, and running forward.
4. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof to shelter from the rain with you.
5. When a person looks at the silence and thinks that he is going to travel far away and leave my relatives and friends, he can't help feeling a little sad and disappointed. He wrote these words on a rainy day.
6. Hate the rain! I hate wearing white shoes and rain, too.
7. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof where you shelter from the rain. I miss you so much. Why does it always rain?
8. Listening to the crackling rain, I got up and walked to the window, and the rain came through the window. I once heard the lyrics of a song saying ... people always encounter rain when they break up!
9. An umbrella that doesn't belong to me, I'd rather walk in the rain; I won't stay if it doesn't belong to my heart.
10. Listening to the crackling rain outside the window, it seems that the world is quiet.
1 1. No one sent an umbrella when it rained. This is the deepest loneliness.
12. Looking back, scenes still appear in front of us. Although we are strangers now, looking at the rain outside the window, I feel that I know you so well, but it is so far away.
13. The most suitable weather for sleeping when it rains.
14. If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are in poor health, I will make you rain every day.
15. I like rain because it is very comfortable. I like rain because I am happy. I like rain because it is as sad as me.
About the feeling that it is inconvenient to go out in the rain (Chapter II) 16. Seeing the past of light is just a game, and it will end one day. How many real brothers are there?
17. Listening to the rain sounds like falling into a dream that I don't want to wake up. Music is like a flowing spring, empty drums and guqin breaking the sound of rain, like a long practice. In the trace of Jin Ge's iron horse, there is a tender feeling like water-a dreamlike voice.
18. It bathes in leaves. The original gray leaves, like jade, are crystal clear and brand-new.
19. On rainy days, a person likes to hold an umbrella, go to the vegetable garden to pick a handful of green beans, cut a strand of fresh green leeks, go home and wash his hands to make bride soup, and cook a pot of real life. On trivial days, food is fragrant, rice is fragrant, and a few vegetarian dishes are delicious for the whole family.
20. Four hundred and eighty halls in southern dynasties, how many towers are misty and rainy.
2 1. The Alps, which are covered with snow all year round, face the morning glow and put on a rose dress; The cottage in the distance shines like a girl's eyes, which makes people move.
22. It's another rainy day. Someone once said that I would walk silently through the city with my black guitar on my back.
23. It's not terrible for you to walk alone on rainy days. The terrible thing is that there is wind and rain dancing around you! I think it's too much!
24. I like rainy days best. I leafed through old books, letters and diaries in the rocking chair. The past gradually filled my heart with the sound of rain. How much fun is it? Pain geometry? It will be a proof that you once existed and walked. Did it work? What about failure? Life will not change the drama of joys and sorrows according to your will. Happy-go-lucky is eternal happiness.
25. It's raining. What I'm afraid of is not lightning, but that you are having an affair with others in the rain.
26. Maybe before, we watched the typhoon side by side and found it exciting. Now, no matter how little it rains, I feel sad.
27. Rain gives people a feeling of sadness. Two people are fine, especially when they are alone, they will feel very lonely.
28. I like rainy days, because others can't tell whether it is rain or tears in the rain.
29. I think that time is a good medicine, which will dilute everything, but who would expect it to be like a poison, and the longer it is, the more unforgettable it will be.
30. drizzle is the most beautiful gift in spring, which makes the earth full of vitality; The drizzle is the best nourishment of the season, which makes the peach blossom fragrant. The drizzle is the softest scenery in the years, which makes the blessing exceptionally fresh. May you bathe in the gentle drizzle in spring and start a happy life.
Confused at work, sending a circle of friends to vomit a copy.
We can all show others the way and tell them the way, but there is nothing we can do about ourselves.
I didn't wait, I didn't wander. In fact, I understand that it is fate, a dead body, unable to find the direction of the wind and the sadness of the past.
3. Can the brightest star in the night sky hear the loneliness and sigh in the hearts of people who look far away?
4. "I heard that there is an ancient custom in the empire. A man and a woman meet in the dark and make a promise with a kiss. If they bite each other's lips when making a promise, it means that they are not married (married) and have no regrets in life and death! " "Don't marry, don't regret life and death?" The wind caresses my lips, the burning breath in the dark, the deep and firm words … I will come back for you in the next life! Remember me! Is that so? Make a lifelong vow? But is there an afterlife? Yan Yingzhou ... Suddenly, the sour and sweet prunes became as bitter as medicine in the mouth and difficult to swallow. The things in my heart have sunk to the bottom ... to the most secret corner, and will never float again in my life. -Down the Moon "Test the World"
I am an ambitious person, but I am confused at the moment. If I make money in the future, who is it for? I tried not to contact her yesterday, and my heart was empty. I can't help complaining in the forum.
6. You are afraid of being misunderstood, and I am afraid of being laughed at.
7. The curtain of life stage may be opened at any time. The key is whether you are willing to perform or choose to escape.
8. When I like you, you don't like me. When you love me, I don't love you. Love in life is like missing it. If you miss it, it's hard to love again. It is normal to have sadness or happiness in love, but it may also be extreme sadness and joy. When he is extremely happy, that person will say, let's just go on like this! But when he is extremely sad, that person will say, let's break up! This is love.
When you feel confused, please look up at the sunshine on the horizon.
10. Where should I go? There is no bright and dark future.
1 1. To secretly love someone is to suddenly see the oncoming TA, like being caught off guard by lightning. Although you will be very calm, just like a stranger, you will walk past TA with a lofty and indifferent face, but it is difficult to hide your inner tension, confusion, shyness and anxiety. I've been watching you, whether you know it or not.
12. For life, I don't want to be gorgeous, I just want to be plain and true. But why did you make my life dim for a moment? Is it a heartless sigh for you or a true love for you?
13. The wind is clear. I asked the stars in the night sky, and the night was quiet. Who is singing?
14. I'm really getting more and more uneasy. Confusion about the future is accompanied by insecurity. Although it is calm on the surface, it is very confused inside.
15. Why are you confused? I always feel that no amount of words can match the desolation in my mind, and no amount of expressions can witness the desolation in my heart. Therefore, we said to ourselves: No one can understand ourselves, and no one can trust us any more. Sometimes, we even lose ourselves, blur who we are and forget where we are and where we want to go.
16. There is always a way to go alone. Go bravely and finish beautifully.
17. Many things in life are hard to find, and those that are deliberately forced cannot be obtained, and those that are not available often come unexpectedly.
18. Maybe you think it's fun to live alone, but in the end you find that you have to integrate into society after all.
19. The stars that can't be picked are always the brightest, the movies that are missed are always the most beautiful, and the ones that fail are always the most wanted. Why not take good care of them now?
20. When you have the ability, do something big; When you are incapable, do something small; If you have the power, do something good; If you have no power, do something practical; Do good things if you have money; Do some housework if you have no money; Do more if you can move; Remember happy things when you can't move. We are sure to do something wrong, but we should try to avoid doing stupid things and never do bad things. In fact, there is nothing wrong with life, and it has been like this all my life.
The circle of friends who are confused at work is written in the second part of 2 1. The world is the most dusty, vast and heartless. Obviously, it gives us a corner to live in, but the heart has nowhere to put it.
22. The most helpless thing is to miss you quietly when you can only be alone.
23. If you dare not start, you will never grow. If you don't look for it, you will always be confused!
24. Affection is exchanged for ruthlessness. Is it my indifference or your fault to be alone?
25. I can't see my future now and I'm at a loss.
26. Step out of the house and look up at the clear sky, lift out the comb table and see your ordinary self. Raise your arms, take a deep breath, the footsteps of life come into your mind, feel the rhythm of inhalation and exhalation gently, listen to the stories passing by in the wind, take a break with your eyes, enter another moment, and devote yourself wholeheartedly to a different world.
27. There is no need to doubt your immediate mistakes, but you should face them squarely and avoid making similar mistakes in the future.
28. Gradually, I began to doubt whether I really like someone. I began to ask myself what I really liked about them.
29. Happiness and sadness are in your moment, but it depends on how you grasp them.
30. Pretending to be strong is not to let people see weakness; Pretending to be happy is to keep people from knowing loneliness; Pretending to be happy is not to let people see the wound; Pretending to be sweet is not for people to see tears; Pretending to be simple is not to make people sad; Pretending to be happy is to keep people from seeing scars; Pretending to be happy is to prevent people from seeing loneliness. Everything is fine for me at the moment, pretending that everything is fine.
3 1. Sometimes when you ask a question, the other person keeps dodging, which is to tell you euphemistically that the real answer is cruel.
32. Since you can't speak, it's better to laugh it off; Since you can't let go, you might as well be proud.
33. I always feel that no amount of words can match the desolation in my mind, and no amount of expressions can witness the desolation in my heart.
34. Every time, when I look at those anxious and carefree faces; Every time, when I look into those noble and humble hearts. I can't help being upset, I can't help being upset.
35. Many times I get lost in my own life, and I can't find a better reason to stop thinking about things that others think are unimportant.
I waited for a long time, and finally realized that sometimes some people have something to do, so we have no choice but to say goodbye.
37. We hold our heads high and look at the world with provocative eyes, seemingly stubborn and strong, but we have fear and confusion inside.
38. The sky is blue and the sun is shining. There are new flowers, and things are inhuman. My heart is depressed and my feelings are old. My life, one after another. Dead world of mortals, dim youth.
39. Do you cry silently under the curtain? Wandering under the street lamp, confused, I don't know where to go?
40. Confusion and complaints in the past are out of reach. Stories from the past have entered the safety box and are automatically packaged for future reference. The fresh air jumped in front of me and kissed my tears for the last time.
I'm really confused and tangled. In fact, I knew it when I was very young, but I didn't understand it at that time, and I didn't understand anything. My mother never shy away from me and my good sisters.
42. Helpless and confused, I miss them, which makes me feel the preciousness and impermanence of life more and more, also makes me feel the smallness and fragility of life, and at the same time makes me know how to cherish life more.
43. I believe that the sky will not be gloomy forever, and life will not be confused forever. No matter how gloomy and confused, there is always a silver lining.
44. It has been cloudy, but now it is foggy. I can't see anything in the distance, as if it were my future. Confused, at this moment.
45. Faith cannot be verified by logic. Faith, the only faith, saved you in the most dangerous moment.
46. Confused Sentence 4
47. The skirt is dancing, but my heart is crying. A kind of mood quietly filled my heart and welled up in my heart. Maybe I just wish there was a bunch of roses at the end of the once red road. Although there are always some roads that need us to walk alone, there is always a road for us to meet at the end.
48. The past is always lingering, but the future is lingering. Eyes full of confusion, infinite emptiness.
49. Because of confusion and confusion, because of confusion, when pain strikes in all directions, language becomes a burden.
50. Confused as fog, let your troubles hide and seek with you. Only by finding the source of one's troubles, finding the solution, making a plan, taking a step, advancing step by step according to the plan, and piercing one's immediate confusion with the plan can one get rid of the predicament, get rid of the endless fog, and finally embrace the dawn of happiness and success.
5 1. I have been confused for a long time, and I probably don't remember "What is confusion? The only thing that can be sober and certain is decadence!
52. Almost everyone will go through two periods of confusion. However, some people are confused for a while, and some people are confused all their lives.
53. Or lonely, only Nuo Nuo; Or rebellious, deviant, just imprison yourself in your own world and pray for illusory forgiveness.
54. People are always busy making sadness, one after another. But few people patiently ask why.
55. People always ask you, are you dating anyone? Hehe, no. No way! ! ! ! In fact, it is true, not that no one is chasing it, but it is not suitable; It's not tall, it just doesn't feel. Maybe sometimes I want to fall in love so that I am no longer lonely, but that person doesn't and doesn't want to love casually. Because there is a kind of singles called "rather short than extravagant", and there is a kind of singles just to wait for someone.
56. Life should aim high, go a long way, and be afraid of hardship, gossiping and giving up halfway.
57. I have been thinking about whether I like you or need a shadow to keep in my heart so that I can like you.
58. Life is not just waiting for death, good luck will fall from the sky. Even if it's destiny takes a hand, find it yourself.
59. Life is not only warm, but the road of life will not always be smooth sailing, but as long as you have confidence in yourself and know your own value, life will not be so confused.
60. I'm lost and I can't see the distance. But I am eager to hide an excited face in my heart, a girl who makes my heart tremble.
A collection of friends' copywriting in tucao's hot weather
The hot weather in tucao circle of friends (I) 1. Aunt Ann: It's almost hot: I bought a basket of eggs and turned them into chickens at home!
2. The weather is too hot. Can you lend me 10 yuan to buy popsicles?
Don't ask me how old I am, just how mature I am!
4. It's hot, and it's cool to take care of your hair ~
Stepping on the newly painted yellow line left a string of small footprints on the asphalt road. Every step is like stepping on a candied silk that has been sunburned on a hot day.
6. On a hot day, invite everyone to take a sauna for free, lose weight together, and come on!
7. God, you want everyone to know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!
8. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.
9. You can't walk in the street without getting wet.
10.29 degrees is too hot to sleep. When I was a freshman, there was no air conditioning in my dormitory. How can I go up 30 degrees?
1 1. It's time to go to the toilet and sweat again.
12. Lucky: it's hot. I am very happy after drinking an iced coke today.
13. Two strangers came to Beijing, and then, and then they got acquainted.
14. I don't know why I am so sleepy today. The blisters that don't fit the shoes have been hurting, and the weather is so hot that I am very, very sleepy.
15. What? Isn't it the hottest today? I'm melting, okay?
16. If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.
17. There are many swindlers on the street now. Everyone should be careful when going out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot and hot. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.
18. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory!
19. Ye Si Iraqis, insomnia?
20. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket? ...
Tucao's hot circle of friends copy (2)1. Tell you a few quick ways to relieve the summer heat: besides looking in the mirror, look at the balance of the bank card, pinch your stomach, and look at the stealth state of your sweetheart QQ. Is my heart cold now?
22. The cannibal leader came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the carousel. He was overjoyed: yo! Rotary sushi! The chief came to Gulangyu and saw a sea of people. He was overjoyed: yo! Cook the meat! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man fall down. He was overjoyed: yo! Teppanyaki!
23. In the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water!
24. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy.
25. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety.
26. Iced watermelons are indispensable in summer, just as you need me.
27. What's going on over there? I'm already familiar with it.
28. Eggs bought in the supermarket are cooked at home.
29. Be sure to bring two pieces of paper in summer, one to wipe the sweat and the other to wipe the clothes.
30. Smile at each other and become acquaintances!
3 1. Hiding in an air-conditioned room and not coming out, for fear of becoming a Brazilian barbecue.
32. It's really bombing. If the weather is unpleasant, it will cause all kinds of anger. Don't mess with me I can never communicate without frequency.
It's so hot today that the thermometer is about to fall off.
34. Why do so many people say it's hot? . . Actually, it's okay . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't do it, tell the person you like, and soon your heart will be cold.
35. A realistic film will be staged in Beijing: the whole city is hot to death.
36. This summer, the weather is so hot that life is worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room for me to use alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in the room.
37. When I go out, I meet acquaintances, the kind that is baked by the sun.
38. The summer wind blows warm, as if to say that he is going to heat me to death.
39. The hot sunset outside the window shines on the vast grassland, but there is no figure, which makes people feel that they have entered the original zone.
40. My Kouga burned my mouth.