I am a senior in your high school. ....

Say what senior, it is better to say that the brother who loses first is good. ....

I have never been good at learning, and I am embarrassed to teach you something about learning. ....

Then tell the students about the lifestyle of some old birds in Life Review. ...

First of all, let's start from the classroom ... don't sit at the first table ... or you will be stunned by the teacher's megaphone (there are many people reviewing ... so you need a megaphone in class ... our class11person, the classroom is as big as yours).

The classroom is a good place to lose weight ... first, it's crowded, and second, people are squeezing oil when passing by ... Fat people like to sit in the back, and diligent students sit in the first row.

Students are most concerned about eating, then the canteen, and the food in the canteen is good. Look how thin I am ... there is no oil in the vegetables, maybe Xiao Qiang is still swimming in the soup ...

The biggest advantage is that I am not afraid of being late, and I am not afraid of not having food ... Last night, I still had food at noon today. ....

And don't be afraid to wait in line for a long time. Few people will eat at all ... (The canteen is relatively small).

But the good news is that it's easier to talk outside. When you do exercises, I can leave the school and eat rice noodles at the end of Chengguan School.

You have to shit after eating ... then let's talk about the toilet ... sometimes the toilet is clean. ...

The squatting posture is very particular ... There are four squatting positions in the toilet of the teaching building. The first one and the last one can't get up ... the first one will flush ... and the water will rush to the body.

The last one will bubble ... gas will gush out of the sewer ... it will also bring water ... and it will be uncomfortable to splash it on you. ....

The toilet is also very particular. The first and second floors are men's toilets, and the third and fifth floors are women's toilets ... (as far as I know, someone made a mistake)

Then there's the dormitory ... the boys' dormitory is in good condition ... the tile house is cool ... and it's not decorated like a tile house. ...

There are also electric fans in the dormitory ... so it is worth mentioning that it is another bed choice. ...

The outside will be exposed, but there is no light inside ... there is no fan at the top ... the bottom will tremble ... (well, I'm not an otaku, I don't quite understand)

And the school store ... it's the worst and most expensive I've ever seen ... the boss's wife is the last thing I can see ... (it feels a little abnormal)

The apples in the shop are very big, and the price is shocking ...

The biggest advantage of reviewing is that you don't have to do morning exercises. You can brush your teeth and watch the freshmen run leisurely. ....

And you can see Xiangshan Square every day ... (you can learn Tai Chi secretly ~ ~ ~)

You don't need to study and take a shower at night like other students. ....

You can take a leisurely walk ... carry a bucket and rush directly into the ladies' room ... Note, yes, it's the ladies' room ... (I didn't say that! )

There are no girls except my aunt at night in Xiangshan University ... (They pee indiscriminately at night, which is very unsanitary)

The aunts have finished washing, sitting on the bed and boasting ... (Aunt, are you also concerned? Oh, my God! Lonely you, I'm not interested anyway)

So ... don't be too slow, other old birds will go to the women's bathroom to take a bath ... otherwise, there will be no room ... (then ~ ~)

After washing, you can take a leisurely walk ... watching other boys wait anxiously. ...

Boys who like surfing the internet ... have another secret to tell you. ...

The fence is very high ... and can be climbed ... (I got hurt after climbing once, so it's better not to climb)

It is common for networms to climb fences at night. ....

When the fence goes out, go out ... don't jump when you come back. ....

That's too dangerous ... it's very safe and convenient to walk on cement tiles ... (My classmate gives grams every night)

But you'd better not turn it over ... even if you don't fall on yourself, you will step on flowers and plants. .....

I'll tell you another biggest secret! That is, the head teacher of the review class has no class in the afternoon and hardly comes! Haha)

Ok ... let's talk about it for the time being today ... I'm a little sleepy ....

Please call 100 10 or 10086 if you have any questions. ....

Please contact 12598 for details. .....

The final interpretation right belongs to Wolf Totem ... (I also signed it in order not to put all the risks on Brother Xiao, deputy editor: Mr. Jing Jing)

Old bird's advice: don't misunderstand other people's signals in senior four ... don't give others the wrong signals. .....

May all senior four students in the world be admitted to an ideal university ... (It is better not to review, I am a tragedy, how many mock exams there are, and there is no guarantee for the college entrance examination)

Do you want to deduct points for this? That's where I review.