Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? If you like, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.
3. Go away! Danger! It feels like it's going to explode!
From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.
It's very cold. You should take care of yourself, or you will catch a cold and infect me. Believe it or not, I will slap you to death!
6. The subway said it was forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus silently. Because I'm ... cute.
7. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.
8. Staying up late is really harmful to your health, so every time you go to bed late, you will order a midnight snack, which is delicious.
9. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave. 10. Don't wait, your the only thrill won't come. He is a garbage, eating chicken online all day. 1 1. I just patted my wallet, but it was nothing. I just hope it will swell up.
12. The electric fan is really man's best friend. As soon as I asked him if I was ugly, he shook me solemnly all night.
13. Every time I finish quarreling with others, I always feel that I didn't play well and want to quarrel again.
14. Yesterday, I dreamed that my object was dead and I cried miserably. I woke up today and found that there was no object at all, and I cried even more.
15. No one is.
It's naive for a three-year-old child to argue with each other online. Why can't you fight Poké mon like an adult?
16. A boy who warms only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who warms all girls is called a boiler worker.
17. The so-called true love is obviously that two people are so ugly that they are worried that the other person will be taken away.
18. Don't expect to lose weight.
Bajie is gone.
one hundred thousand
I haven't lost weight in eight thousand miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian!
19. Be nice to your boyfriend after you find him. Don't bully him and hurt him. After all, he is blind.
20. I heard that there was radiation next to the sleeping mobile phone pillow, which scared me to get up and throw away the pillow. It scared me to death.