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One day, the mathematician felt that he had had enough of mathematics and ran to the fire brigade to announce that he wanted to be a fireman. Qv & E3 Tyrannosaurus Rex
The fire chief said, "You look good, but I have to give you a test first." Human resources J$%U
The fire chief took the mathematician to the backyard alley of the fire brigade. There is a warehouse, a fire hydrant and a hose in the alley. _ N & gtwzk J
The fire chief asked, "Suppose the warehouse was on fire, what would you do?" KW & ndut
The mathematician replied, "I connected the fire hydrant to the water pipe, opened the water pipe and put out the fire." + $k07mb\
The fire chief said, "Exactly! Last question: suppose you walk into an alley and the warehouse is not on fire, what would you do? " httls & gt:xB|
The mathematician pondered for a long time in doubt and finally replied, "I will set fire to the warehouse." Bull (*
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The mathematician replied, "In this way, I will simplify the problem into a problem that I have solved." ? ，WUJH？ ^
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A lady's husband is ill. She can't use a thermometer, but she took her husband's temperature and called the doctor: "doctor, please come here." My husband's temperature has reached 63 degrees Celsius. " 8 MHz
The doctor said, "dear madam, there is nothing I can do." Send him to the fire station, but the fire is still deeper. Please extend a little inward! " " RM) 1*l `！ E
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When a fire broke out in the oil field, the manager called the fire brigade to put out the fire, but because the fire was so strong, the firemen could only work 2000 feet away, and the fire extinguishing effect was not obvious. [vE$R@TZ0！
At this time, the manager called the amateur fire brigade again, only to see their car chug chug and stopped only 50 feet away from the fire. The players quickly got off the bus, grabbed the water gun and quickly put out the fire. 7 C2E
The manager was very happy and rewarded them with 2000 yuan. Someone interviewed their captain and asked them what they were going to do with the money. The captain said angrily, "We must fix the brakes of this broken car first. It almost sent us to the fire!" " " OlIT|bzkb
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A lady's husband is ill. She can't use a thermometer, but she took her husband's temperature and called the doctor: "doctor, please come here." My husband's temperature has reached 63 degrees. " AzZi{Q？
The doctor said, "dear madam, there is nothing I can do." Send him to the fire brigade. " h！ QjpzQe
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One afternoon … it rained heavily … I was on Zhonghua Road with my classmates. New Zealand dollar \5'
As a result, three or four fire engines passed by ... I heard a group of 17-and 18-year-olds talking next to them. 7Ez}k}aR<。
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B: Stupid! You don't understand ... it's out drinking water! )#C_mB$-#
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BRANE, the son-in-law of the American old lady, is happy to announce that I, from today, officially become a glorious firefighter! eG4 & gtd^`c
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BRANE immediately jumped up from the table, rushed out of the front door and drove away from the fire station. ; NP[_2|-，
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"I didn't expect firefighters to be so agile, which really reassured our people!" The old lady sighed at HD 374 U.
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"Mom, he is usually all thumbs, you don't know, this is because", the daughter replied, "the first person to the fire station can drive a fire truck"-X8EABB
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A color-blind man went to the post office to post a letter. As soon as you come in, shout, hello, send a letter. Then a man ran over and asked, where is the fire? This is the fire brigade! ($S Lb6
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A friend of the author went to learn driving a few days ago, and the theoretical class was relaxed, but he was particularly nervous when he got on the bus for the exam. Open and open, a fire hydrant appeared on the roadside in front, and the examiner stopped with a drink! "Friends then shouted to report the fire hydrant, in front of the examiner!" Is it? HkJv5
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