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This man's writing is really funny.
1 This person is really funny.

With a cry of "wow", my brother came. Mom seems to have another troublemaker, sad and happy.

Over time, my brother changed from a crying teenager to a babbling naughty egg.

I remember one time, I don't know if he learned it from TV or something. When he was eating, he took two chopsticks and knocked left and right on the bowl and rice bowl ... A series of wonderful notes came from it, which sounded a little beat! But my mother didn't appreciate it, only heard deafening footsteps coming towards us. She held out the "eighteen palms of the dragon" and aimed it at her brother's ass. When she was about to fall, her brother reacted and limped into the living room. But how can my brother's pace be comparable to my mother's "Scud"! Two red handprints are still deeply branded on my brother's ass.

However, my brother still refused to change his mind and asked me for help. I looked at my mother's burning eyes. How can I help him? But look at my brother. He has crystal tears in his eyes, two fleshy faces, and his mouth keeps shouting "Sister, Sister ..." How can you not smile when you look at him like this?

This man's composition is really funny, isn't it?

Another time, my brother was taking a bath. I can soak for half an hour, but I still don't want to get up. Mom finally persuaded him, but he didn't want to wear those pants because he had never seen them before. At this moment, my mother thought of a good idea and said kindly, "This is a New Pants. Put it on and show it to you. " Like an epiphany, my brother ran to me like a gust of wind, and in the blink of an eye, he began to model. Stretch your right leg forward, step forward with your left foot, put your hands on your hips, and finally give me a giggle. Because of this smile, the meat on your face is crowded together. Looking at it, I can't help but jump on it. My brother pursed his lips at once, walked up to his mother like just now and called her a big liar.

This is my brother, a "nasty" troublemaker and a stupid fool.

This man's writing is really funny.

Life is like a kaleidoscope, you will meet many interesting things or interesting people. I met a very funny person in my life. He is my classmate Ding Shibin. Even if the teacher punishes him for making up the wrong questions, he can have fun in the bitterness and go out to play happily after class. When he came back, he couldn't laugh anymore, because many of the questions he made up were wrong, so the teacher asked him to write them again ten times. When he made a mistake, he said to himself, "I finally know what happiness is." His words amused us all.

I remember once in class, Ding Shibin sang a song without knowing which nerve was out of order. Several curious girls gathered around to listen to what Ding Shibin was singing. From then on, we can't do our homework after class, because Ding Shibin's songs are so "nice" that we can't get up to do our homework. One day, Mr. Wang wanted to choose four leaders, two boys and two girls, to recite poems, and asked the leaders if they could recite them. We all chose Ding Shibin. He asked us why we chose him, and we all said, "Because he can sing." Ding Shibin said gloomily, "How can I be so unlucky!"

Another time, I arrived at school early and found Ding Shibin thinking about a math problem, which was really difficult. I had a hard time figuring it out. He saw the answer to this question in my exercise book and asked me what to do. I said to him, "I won't tell you the answer unless you go to the ladies' room." "Who knows, he said he had been there. I asked him where you had been, and he smiled and said, "I used my doppelganger. "I have to tell him how to solve this problem.

If you want to ask who is the funniest in our class, I will say it loudly-Ding Shibin!

This man's writing is really funny.

Before 1-3 grade, Cao Jiacheng was the number 1 on the funny list. But "there are people outside, and there are days behind." In grade 4-6, I met a real funny king again. For the funny king, Cao Jiacheng's method is nothing.

He is as long and straight as a bamboo pole, with thick black hair and a pointed face. He has a pair of glib mouths. He is the famous Zhou in our class.

I remember at a reading exchange meeting, Teacher Mao asked us to recommend good books and books suitable for us to read. Everyone was quiet for a while, and then several leading soldiers recommended many books to us, and Gao Peng was no exception. Gao Peng recommended a book Notre Dame de Paris to us. When Mr Mao asked Gao Peng who wrote this book, Gao Peng was speechless. Sitting in the front row, Zhou touched his lips with his hand and smiled cunningly: "Hee hee, I know who wrote it." "Who wrote it?" "It was written by Altman." Suddenly, the whole class burst into laughter, even the usual serious teacher Mao laughed, not to mention us. Shen slapped the table and smiled and said, "Ha ha! Notre Dame de Paris was written by Altman. Hahahaha! " What about me? I even laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. We laughed for 2-3 minutes. During this time, the laughter never stopped, and we kept laughing so hard! It seems to put all the smiles of this year into today's laughter. After a while, Teacher Mao said, "Stop laughing!" But Mr. Mao himself still smiled happily. After class, some people with low jokes kept laughing, and I was infected by them. I also smiled.

Such things still happen from time to time. Oh, no, it should happen every day.

In a Chinese class, Teacher Mao said, "It's getting dark" and "At this moment, a thief came". Of course, this week, I answered the next sentence! However, this sentence "It's getting dark, at this moment, the thief came." Let us laugh out of breath.

Zhou has many jokes. What are you going to say? It is estimated that it will take ten and a half days to finish.