Jokes are funny when you are happy. Jokes can bring us different experiences. Jokes have certain entertainment functions. When we are in doubt, we can take a look at such jokes to make ourselves happy, and take a look at them at happy moments.

Happy event's hilarious joke 1 1, don't expect to lose weight, Bajie went to Wan Li Road and didn't lose weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

1, don't expect to lose weight. Bajie has walked a hundred and eight thousand miles and hasn't lost weight. He is still a vegetarian.

2. Picking up girls: If you meet a girl you love and kiss her face directly, she will definitely say "shameless", so kiss her.

3. There is always one for you: ugly but restrained, poor and idolized. Friends don't love home very much, and women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, idlers look forward to the peak. Fat women eat too much, and being single is always melodramatic.

4. Girls delete their ex's contact information in order to get rid of the past and start a new life. Boys delete ex-girlfriends, there is no need to ask, it must be forced by the incumbent.

If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

6, women, when I was a child, my father hurt, when I grew up, my husband hurt, and my old son hurt. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old.

7. My daughter, my father loves me very much. Once my father took me to buy sportswear, and I took a fancy to a set of more than 800. Dad said, "Buy whatever color you like." Finally bought three sets. When I swiped my card and went out, I heard a salesman's weak voice: "This mistress is really ugly!" "

8. The spider is going to marry the bee. The spider asked his mother, "Why should I marry a bee?" Mother Spider said, "The bee is a bit nagging, but at least she is a stewardess." The spider said, "I prefer Miss Mosquito." Mother spider said, "don't mention the little nurse." Last time my mother was sick and injected, my parents became edema. "

9. One day in class, the teacher asked Xiaoli, "What is the motherland?" Xiaoli said, "Teacher, the motherland is my mother." The teacher said, "That's a good answer." Then the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "Xiao Ming, what is the motherland?" Xiao Ming said, "Teacher, the motherland is Xiaoli's mother."

10, a man riding a motorcycle knocked down a strange old man in the city! That man was scared out of his wits! More and more people are watching! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and cried in tears: "Dad, wait for me, I'll find a doctor for you!" " "After that, he ran. The old man struggled and shouted angrily, "Come back!" "Everyone said with emotion:" This son is really filial! "

1 1, my husband didn't come back late at night. The daughter is anxious to call her mother: "Mom! He hasn't come back yet, there must be another woman! " Mother comforted softly: "silly child, be good, don't think the worst, something may have happened!" " "

12. Several people are in the golf locker room. A cell phone rang for a long time, and a man pressed the hands-free button. Woman: "Honey, are you in the club?" Man: "Yes." Woman: "I saw a BMW, less than 2 million." Man: "buy." Woman: "and that property has been put on the market again, 61 thousand." Man: "buy." Woman: "I love you so much." Man: "I love you, too." Everyone next to him was dumbfounded with admiration. The man hung up the phone and asked, "Whose mobile phone is this?"

13, the most terrible thing is not waiting for your waist-length hair, that person is married; It is when you grow your hair that you find that your waist is gone.

14, when you encounter misfortune, remember to smile at yourself in the mirror, so that you will find that this misfortune is nothing compared with your strength.

15, I got zero in the exam, and I shouted, "God, what did I do wrong?" The deskmate replied coldly, "All your questions are wrong."

Happy event's hilarious joke 2 1, there are no friends in the workplace, the boss is not your friend, and neither are colleagues.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to have dinner with you, and then you pay the bill, you pay the bill, and you pay the bill.

You are nice, but you are a little ugly.

4. I miss you so much at night, but I don't forget when I am depressed.

5. The human potential is infinite. Only by working hard can we know our true strength. Because the direction of the tree, the wind determines. You decide your own direction.

6. As long as you have a classroom in your heart, you can't skip class anywhere.

7. If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

8, sharpening the knife does not mistake the woodcutter, working after finishing junior high school.

9. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

10, I tell you, I am so stingy that I won't even give you hate.

1 1. Listen to me, you have lost several times, but you will make a comeback.

12, the best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.

13, my daughter is incompetent and will only think of you, but she can't make you admire yourself.

14, grumpy and panicked on rainy days, if only it would clear up.

15. It is said that many people look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.

16 The road to success is always under construction.

17, salted fish will turn over one day, but it is still salted fish after turning over.

18, I will never let others down, because I have done it before I promised others!

19, everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there are countless heartless people.

20. The only thing in the world that you can get for nothing is poverty. The only thing you can create from nothingness is a dream. Nothing can be done without hands. Although the world is cruel, as long as you are willing to go, there will always be a way!

2 1, when I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision.

22. The well is not without water, but is not dug deep enough.

23. There is nothing wrong with this world. You are ugly and have no money.

24, the sky is gray, the eyes are dim, and the days without money are too long!

25. Love is that if there is no better choice, I will accompany you forever.

At that time, my ambition won the world, and now I retire only for him.

27. On the surface, some people are well-informed, but behind them, they have never even seen Peggy the pig.

28. It's troublesome to like you, but I like to make trouble.

29. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem. How to have money is your biggest problem.

What people hate most is not that he pulled up a tree, but that he didn't bury a hole under it.

One day, Xiao Ming asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?"

Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

2. A three-or four-year-old girl caught a cold and wanted to drink bitter medicine. She cried when she saw the potion, but she didn't drink it.

"Do you drink it yourself or with your father?" Dad said helplessly.

The little girl was silent for a while, then gritted her teeth and said, "water!" "

Can you speak ill of me without embellishing it? Want to cook? !

If I can remember you in my next life, I will die incompletely in my life.

Xiaoming thinks that his mother's cooking is not delicious. For this reason, Xiao Ming's mother specially reported a training class. A few months later, Xiaoming's mother beat Xiaoming for dinner with taekwondo!

Xiaoming: "Don't make friends with people in cities where the temperature is below 40 degrees."

Xiaohong: "Why?"

Xiao Ming: "Not familiar!"

6. Mrs. Gates said in an interview, "Our family never uses apple products or even eats apples."

Jobs, who was sitting by, said dismissively, "Hey, what's the big deal? Our house doesn't even have windows. "

Zuckerberg said, "Do you dare not face it?"

7. When a man doesn't have a girlfriend, he goes to a fortune teller and makes a divination.

The fortune teller said, "You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life." .

The man's eyes lit up. "What about the rest of his life?"

"You'll get used to it for the rest of your life," said the fortune teller.

8. The ant married the elephant, but the elephant died a few days later. The ant was very sad and cried while burying the elephant: "Dear, why did you walk in front of me?" I don't have to do anything in my life, so I buried you. "

9. I went from nothing to assets of over 100 million, from family to luxury car villa. These are not dependent on others, but entirely on ourselves, bit by bit.

10, my dream is to save 1 million, and now I'm halfway done and have saved 100.

1 1, remember, dear, the good-looking ones are called coquetry, and the ugly ones are called running wild.

12, others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

13, Xiao Ming: Come and see, come and see, I'm on TV!

Xiao Wang: What do you do on TV when you are free? Come down, don't step on the TV!

14. The teacher is bald. Once in class, he said, "What if my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative?"

The deskmate replied, "Your skull will light up."

15, Xiao Ming: I saw the photo you sent me. Did you eat steamed bread at noon?

Xiaohong: I ate steamed buns! Take a beautiful picture and remove the wrinkles. ...