1. I'll show you a beautiful woman making friends!
2. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot, no dew, and Nanren.
Everyone cares about whether you fly high or not, and whether you are tired or not. I don't care about you except me.
4. What's wrong with being fat! Have you eaten your sweet and sour pork ribs, braised beef, vinegar, cabbage, Mapo tofu and boiled fish?
The princess got up, and only the lazy pig was still sleeping.
6. Let me count by hand. You either miss me, or you have a heart.
7. Is it cold? Just be cold! Because now you are in Snow White's circle of friends.
8. It is said that girls weighing 90 kg are beautiful, so I was inspired to grow to 180 kg, and I want to be twice as beautiful!
9. You look up and say that the moon is really bright, and the moon says that you are bald and quite bright!
10. I refute the rumor. It's not that I don't return messages. I'm illiterate!
1 1. Why didn't you reply to my message? ! That's disgusting. Because I didn't send it?
12. I was stumped by a math problem, so I told it to the sky. After all, people are not as good as heaven.
13. I haven't held hands for a long time, and a chicken feet with pickled peppers feels very gentle.
14. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little.
15. If you spend a little time getting to know me, you will find that you have wasted a little time. 16. If I am not mistaken, people who see this circle of friends are eye-opening!
17. It's been a long time, and it's still pork.
18. Recommend a food with 0 calories: my mouth.
19. I'm really a black sheep. Wake up and hundreds of millions of assets are gone!
20. What about beautiful girls? Now I'm going to take classes online!
2 1. There is a longing for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.
22. The earth is so big, but I don't have six bedrooms, three living rooms, two kitchens, three bathrooms, a back garden and a swimming pool.
23. I want to send my grandpa a Santa this year, so that I can receive two presents next year!
24. I know you're gray, but you don't have to wear makeup.
25. The princesses are all asleep, but the night owl is still staying up late.
26. An operation is as fierce as a tiger, and at first glance the record is zero.
27. When you grow up, you will find that you are no longer a stupid child, you are a fool.
28. Jackson Yee and I went to have fun and came back to catch astronauts who love to eat for you!
29. You're not seeing anyone anyway. What's wrong with making me your date? I can pick up 200 bottles of mineral water a day. Maybe I'll still starve to death. 30. It turns out that monkeys can swim in the water. Journey to the West is sincere and does not deceive me.
3 1. Want a curry pork chop rice, no curry, no pig, no rice, climb for me!
32. Once someone misses it, I especially thank Xie Guangkun!
33. If you think my voice is nice, I can shut up. If you think I'm good at playing games, I can stop playing. But what should I do if you want me to become a normal person and a princess?
34. Do you know a Taoist who catches ghosts? I may have been possessed by a pig demon and gained more than ten catties. Price interview.
35. I'm a little annoyed today. Let's call him Joey Wong's trouble.
I hope you like the funny quotations that prove the existence!