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Funny copywriting for friends who don't want to go to work (60 selected articles)
Funny copy for friends who don't want to go to work (1) 1. Sunny days are suitable for traveling, rainy days are suitable for sleeping, and no day is suitable for working for a long time.

2.? Don't talk to me about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work, so it is more practical to give me a raise.

3.? I want to quit my job every day and get Man Qin every month. This is my life as a social animal.

4.? I regret it, I regret it. I know there is such a thing as going to work in the world. I shouldn't have come down as a fairy.

5.? Freezing to death on the way to work, migrant workers' working consciousness needs to be improved day by day. It is too difficult to get up every day.

6.? Weeding is difficult to go to work at noon. After a morning, it was afternoon.

7.? All of a sudden, from spring to winter, my hands and feet are frozen, and migrant workers really don't want to go out.

8.? Not for living, who wants to be a migrant worker?

9.? Fifty-six languages, summed up in one sentence: don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work!

10.? I don't want to go to work. I don't know how my parents persisted. I have to raise a child ... kneel down, it's hard for me to stand up.

1 1.? Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and be scolded for no reason every day.

12.? At the thought of going to work tomorrow, I have a headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain and pain everywhere.

13.? It is too difficult to get up in the morning in winter, and it is too difficult to ask for help from migrant workers every day.

14.? When the alarm clock rings, there are three reasons for asking for leave in my mind, but none of them are reliable.

15.? Growing up is going to work as usual the next day, even if you are sad to death.

16.? Migrant workers, migrant workers are all talents.

17.? Excuse me, who wants to go to work, who is cold and sleepy … who never wants to go to work and wants to muddle along?

18.? "I don't want to go to work" and "I don't want to go to work but I still go to work" are the normal state of life. There seems to be other options, but there is only one "correct" answer. Come on, migrant workers.

19.? If you want to live outside work, you have to work overtime.

20.? On the first day of work, I want to ask for leave ... Think about the salary, forget it, migrant workers don't deserve a vacation.

Funny copy for friends who don't want to go to work (2) 2 1. Muddle around with money at school and spend time at work.

22.? I just want to spend the weekend wholeheartedly, and I don't want to be sleepy at work.

23.? Migrant workers, migrant workers, migrant workers are all human beings. Get up and move bricks.

24.? I don't want to go to work on Monday, but I don't want to go to work every day. I used to think it was just a company problem, but now I feel that even if I change companies, I still don't want to go to work.

25.? To be honest, I think my horoscope is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.

26.? Boy, you have to go to work if you don't want to go. Say it if you hate it. Come on, worker.

27.? Who wants to work like this if it's not for a living? Tears of migrant workers, water of the Yellow River.

28.? Migrant workers should have a winter vacation for two and a half months.

29.? Our enthusiasm for life is always exhausted in day-to-day work.

30.? I want to live outside of work, so I have to work overtime.

3 1.? To put it bluntly, I just don't want to go to work and I'm not in the mood.

32.? The beginning of life is good. What if he doesn't want to work?

33.? Get up early and go to work every day, and you can't save a penny. Think about where all the money went. It went into the pocket of the chartered girl. Destroy it and change your ambition from now on.

34.? I wanted to resign as soon as I got to work, so I resigned. Six months have passed, and now I really want to go to work.

35.? I really can't get up, especially after the sudden cooling. I just want to hibernate at home.

36.? It's noon mowing, and it's hard to go to work. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work.

37.? I don't want to go to work for twenty days in a month.

38.? Wages that can't go up, weight that can't come down.

39.? Fifty-six languages can be summed up in one sentence: don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work.

40.? I wake up every morning thinking I've given up, and my grandson goes to work twenty minutes later.

Funny copy for friends who don't want to go to work (3) 4 1. Say "go to work", feeling forced by life, reluctant. Saying "part-time job" is like creating the future with a beautiful vision and hard work and sweat! Come on! Workers!

42.? Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work; Look at the bank card balance when you don't want to go to work; Think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work!

43.? When you have too much work at hand and don't know where to start, you should calm down and play with your mobile phone.

44.? I am lovelorn, have no brains, have no fighting spirit, don't want to go to work, and don't want to do anything.

45.? If I had known that there was such a thing as going to work in the world, I wouldn't have come to earth.

46.? Obviously, you can eat by your face value, but you have to work. I don't know who it is, but I am.

47.? I worked in the station for ten minutes, and I began to have backache, leg pain and neck pain.

48.? No matter today or tomorrow, I still don't want to go to work.

49.? Who wants to work in the cold wind if they have money to eat?

50.? Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, I just want to lean against the bed; Looking up, I found it was moonlight and slept soundly.

5 1.? It hurts to breathe at work. He lives in every corner of me.

52.? I don't want to go to work, especially when winter comes.

53.? It's too cold. I really don't want to go to work. I just want to be a convenience store and bake sausages under a warm lamp.

54.? I feel that I have been wandering recently and don't want to go to work.

55.? We're here to make money, not to be loyal. Everything in the world is just a transaction.

56.? I went to work because I had no money. Why do I still have no money to go to work?

57.? Don't talk to me about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.

58.? Going to work can cause all kinds of discomfort.

59.? I also sit and work every day. Working is boring, but I think it will be more boring if I don't go to work. Come to the company every day.

60.? I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.

How to send it if you don't want to go to work? Talk about friends who don't want to go to work.

1. It hurts to breathe at work. He lives in every corner of me.

2. I don't want to go to work seven days a week.

My life is for work.

4. I don't want to go to work, I can't make money, and I'm still unhappy.

5. I don't want to go to work. I'm bored. I'm facing the computer all day. It's radiation.

We are here to make money, not to be loyal. Everything in the world is just a transaction.

7. If you want to live outside of work, you have to work overtime.

8. Doing something outside of work during working hours is good for physical and mental health.

9. I hate work. I wasted so many years of my youth.

10. Give up and bow to yourself who has no money and is lazy.

1 1. I'm in the office ... sleepy as a dog.

12. Fifty-six languages, in a word, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work!

13. The boss thinks that employees should do things as fast as talking.

14. Our enthusiasm for life always disappears in our work day after day.

15. Families who have trouble getting up don't want to get up or go to work.

16. There are always days in a month when I don't want to go to work.

17. I don't want to go to work for at least 30 days every month.

18. Some bosses live by abusing their subordinates.

19. Sudden temper is often a long-standing resentment.

20. There is no rest day, and for several hours every day, I still walk around and eat mostly standing.

2 1. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work.

It's time to get tired of going to work every day. It's raining outside the window. I really don't want to go to work.

23. Going to school is spending money to muddle along, and going to work is spending money to live.

24. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

25. I talk a lot at work and don't want to say a word after work. What's the situation?

26. I often don't want to go to work, maybe I am too impetuous!

27. It is Monday again. I don't want to sleep and you don't want to get up. ...

28. After years of hard work, the ideal finally came to nothing.

29. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.

Have no money and don't want to go to work, 202 1 talk about the feelings of friends who don't want to go to work.

1. I don't want to go to work, I can't make money, and I'm still unhappy.

2. I don't want to go to work seven days a week.

3. Others need money when they go to work, and we are looking for death when we go to work!

Although I am late for work every day, I still get off work on time.

I am lovelorn, have no brains, don't want to go to work, and don't want to do anything.

6. I don't want to work, I don't want to go to work, and I don't want to deal with strange people and things.

7. In this weather, you have to wait for the northwest wind when you go to work.

It's time to get tired of going to work every day. It's raining outside the window. I really don't want to go to work.

9. Going to school is spending money to muddle along, and going to work is spending money to live.

10. I often don't want to go to work, maybe I am too impetuous!

1 1. Although I am late for work every day, I still get off work on time.

12. I have earned enough money and don't want to go to work.

13. I don't want to go to work. Is it because I am sick?

14. The current overtime pay is a debt I owed when I skipped class.

15. Don't want to go to work for at least 30 days every month.

16. There are always days in a month when I don't want to go to work.

17. It hurts to breathe at work. She lives in every corner of me.

18. Going to bed late and getting up early for two consecutive days will break down. I don't want to go to work, I just want to sleep.

19. Going to school is to get paid to muddle along, and going to work is to get paid to muddle along.

20. I work for money. Don't talk to me about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.

2 1. The wind is too strong to take you out, otherwise everyone else will blow away, and it's a pity that you don't move.

22. Life is very tiring, but we have to go on.

23. 56 languages, in a word, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work!

24. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only suitable for getting paid.

25. I'm really tired at work, dizzy and short of breath!

26. I don't want to go to work seven days a week.

27. I am very tired, and I don't know what I am tired of.

28. We all have our own lives, in the corner where we can't see each other.

Friends who are upset and don't want to go to work talk about collecting.

1. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

2. I don't want to go to work, but want to travel. I want to drive in Nubani and jump in Nepal.

3. If the work is not satisfactory and love is not guaranteed, should it disappear for a while and start over?

If I knew there was such a thing as going to work in the world, I shouldn't have fallen into this world.

The most painful thing in the world is going to work. You resist every day, but do it every day.

Although I am late for work every day, I still get off work on time.

7. I don't want to go to work on Monday, but I don't want to go to work every day. I used to think it was just a company problem, but now I feel that even if I change companies, I still don't want to go to work.

If I had known that there was such a thing as going to work in the world, I shouldn't have come to the earth in the first place.

9. I obviously have to work when I can eat by my face value. I don't know who it is. I am anyway.

10. I really don't want to be too fucking cold. I just want to lie in a warm bed.

1 1. Don't talk to me about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.

12. Going to school is to get paid to muddle along, and going to work is to get paid to muddle along.

13. Who wants to go to work, who is cold and sleepy … who never wants to go to work and wants to muddle along?

14. "Don't want to go to work" and "Don't want to go to work but still go to work" is the normal state of life. There seems to be other options, but there is only one "correct" answer. Come on, migrant workers.

15. Why do you go to work when you are so cute?

16. No matter today or tomorrow, I still don't want to go to work.

17. It's sunny today and I don't want to go to work. Suitable for eating three bowls of rice and two cups of milk tea.

18. I feel that I have been drifting recently and don't want to go to work.

19. You can't do it if you don't want to go to work. I want to be a boss, but I have no ambition. I want to be a rich second generation. Unfortunately, my father doesn't have much money, so I continue to work.

20. I just want to spend the weekend wholeheartedly, but I don't want to go to work and feel sleepy.