Can you believe my stomach is so big that I ate it after visiting a night market?
3. Cat, your acting skills can be directly used as the first hero in TV series.
A person suddenly wants to go to the toilet after eating KFC, but he is afraid that the waiter will take things away. This is the only trick he can use, isn't it witty?
5. Call my brothers to dinner. Who knows that they only care about the show of love, so how can single dog eat this meal?
6. It's curiosity kills the cat. Look, the cat's claws are burning and smoking.
7. Let you jump all the way, and you won't lose another one if you can't find a boss.
8. I heard that black fishnet stockings is popular this year, and my cat is also following the fashion. Look at these sexy legs and hips. Any ideas?
My daughter-in-law asked me to go home for dinner, and she made me tomato and egg noodles.
10. I like watching teachers best when performing programs in kindergartens.