Text: Zhang Lihua Photo: Teacher Li Jinpeng (a wedding gift from Teacher Li Jinpeng to Piglet, wishing Piglet and Lion can live happily together) met with the oil painter today. Teacher Sun once painted my body and two pictures for me. I am his royal model, and he forbade me to be the model of other painters, saying that he would always paint me and become the woman in his paintings. The long-awaited great painter Mr. Liu (whose name will not be disclosed for the time being) has arrived in Shanghai and will stay in Shanghai for one month. Teacher Sun asked me if I had time, so I could go to the studio and ask Teacher Liu to paint. He arrived at the studio at nine o'clock in the morning. After waiting for a long time, Mr. Liu finally came to Shanghai. If he can draw, he will be very proud. Teacher Sun recommended it to me. He asked me if I dared to be a model at school. Then I definitely don't want to go. Not for the money. I just want to be a model of an artist with a talent for painting. Although I have a boyfriend now, I am hesitant considering his extreme anger and overbearing possessiveness. Let's go and draw. Lions will keep roaring. If I don't go, I will miss this good opportunity, and I don't know when I will see a lot of body painting. Teacher Sun said that my figure is better than last year. I said that I lost a lot of weight after starting the company, and the meat around my waist and abdomen evaporated. It might be better to be a model now. If two years later, the body shape may change. If you are pregnant, it will be too late. This body is dying, and you want to be a model. Then it will test the tolerance of the painter's gastrointestinal digestive system, and it is not necessary to vomit at that time. After all, pregnancy is completely devastating to the body. It is estimated that it is impossible to get the lion's permission. Anyone who looks at me twice will blow his beard and stare. Considering that he also started a company, he had to put on airs to show that he was the boss. Painters have a small circle and are worried about spreading a little gossip. If I have a relationship with a painter, I'm not sure. Lions seldom paint oil paintings, and it seems that they promised to write calligraphy for me. He said he would write it on me, but he wouldn't write "loyalty to the country". This guy said he wanted to write "exclusive to Xu Qihua", and he wanted to stamp it, so he was convinced. I've been clamoring for human oil painting for a long time, and he won't hire an artist to paint it for me. This cheapskate is full of male chauvinism. Last time I sent a few nude photos, I was anxious for several days, as if I had ripped off his big man's face. In fact, the human body is beautiful and has nothing to do with lewdness. People are those organs. No big deal. Don't stretch your legs when you have the ability to have children. Conservatism is an illusion. There are more and more guardians who accuse others of cheating others, and they are not as frank as I am. My breasts are big and round, so I'll show them off and make you vomit blood. I met a man with a lion in Wuxi. When he shook hands with me, he made a very embarrassing remark. Teacher Zhang, your figure is the kind I like. I can only look at the lion. The lion said that he already knew that Baidu had nude photos of me. In front of the lion, a man said to the lion with great envy that the lion has a good eye. I think many people will tell him when they see a lion in the future that your wife has a good figure and a good chest. If the lion hears it ten times, I think he will go crazy. The lion's friend called me yisow, which made me very depressed. I'm going to be the lion's legal wife soon. The bird man sent me a text message today, calling me Grandma Xu and writing some boring broken poems. What's the use? If you want to hook up with me, show some sincerity and skill. I wouldn't even consider writing. Poets and writers are not in my choice, and I don't know what qualifications he has to be jealous. He can't even speak Mandarin, so communication is difficult. Cats are obsessed with Gemi, which is really annoying. Just compare a poor poet with Xu Qihua. I'm afraid sour taste can solve the problem of population expansion. No matter where you go, there will be negative population growth. If there were no lions, I would do whatever I want, and I wouldn't be entangled like this. The lion said he would take many portraits of me, but I think the photos are too light and artistic. I still like oil painting. I have an appointment with a famous oil painter to go to Mr. Sun's studio next Tuesday and paint for two days in a row. Maybe there will be good works. I hope the lion won't get angry. Before I get married, I want to realize all my ideals. I want a lot of oil paintings and countless portraits of human bodies, for nothing but the rest, the future and the fragments of memory. I don't know if I'm abnormal in my heart. I'm always worried that I'll lose my present figure soon. Marry a lion next year, and Xu Xianzhi will be born a year later. I will soon become an old sow. I am so ugly. Maybe my Xu Xianzhi is younger than the grandson of the lion. Anyway, having a child, having a child is life, and having a group of children is life. As a mother, she can't care too much about her figure. After careful consideration, I decided to be a model for a few days. Lions don't need to eat dry vinegar, and pigs don't cheat physically and psychologically. Teacher Sun will send me an oil painting as a wedding gift for me and the lion, and it will be moved to my office in a few days. Today, he will take measurements to see how big the project is. The layout of the office is western-style. I put the mandarin duck given by Li Jinpeng and the calligraphy and painting given by other teachers in the bedroom, so that the two styles will not collide. Even if a guest comes to visit my wedding room with a lion, the privacy is not strong enough, but it is not appropriate to hang it in the living room, which is very depressing. In addition, friends who want to give wedding gifts to pigs can get ready. Pigs don't accept gifts when they get married, but only works of art. I'm so nervous. I really want to marry him. I received a wedding wish from Li Jinpeng today. That's so sweet. He congratulated me on my success. Lovely human oil painting, I want to be more and more beautiful.