2. I have two hearts, an evil heart and a kind heart. After meeting you, I only have a kind heart, because ...
3. In the concept of straight men: paying for sleep is whoring, and not paying for sleep is falling in love. What's the name of giving money without sleeping? Call dad.
4. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will be points one day.
I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will be fat for a while now, or my life will be incomplete.
6. My family said that I had no sense of direction, and I refused to accept it. Until today, I bought watermelon into pumpkin.
7. The face is a thing outside the body. Whether it is necessary or not, money is a must, so it has to be.
Hating others is like burning down your house to catch rats, but rats may not be caught.
Nine. When we were young, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were ugly and poor.
10. At the age of teenage flowers, you grow into a succulent plant.
Eleven. For the same disease, other people's friends ask questions and give medicine to make money; Your friend: Stop bb and hurry up.
12. Although you are already taken, as a senior gardener, I am good at replacing trees with flowers.
Thirteen. Although it is good to go to bed early and get up early, it is also good to go to bed late and get up late.
14. I remember that a few years ago, when I was single, I was called a nobleman. How did I become a dog these years?
15. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grow up, I am called a rabbit. Now I'm single dog. My life is an animal history!
I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.
17. My predecessor was a piece of shit, but after a long time, he gradually lost the smell of shit and became the color of chocolate. You can't help but pick it up and taste it, and it turns out to be a piece of shit.
Eighteen. This is an embarrassing time. It's too early to talk about loving yourself and being old. It is naive to talk about experiences with young people, and it is not good to talk about the world with old people. It's crazy to be afraid of noise when going out!
19. Failure is the mother of success. No one will always fail, just feel a little more maternal love.
You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.
Twenty one. I heard that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces.
22. You don't look dangerous, but you look safe.
I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal.
24. The biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. People around him, whether friends or enemies, always want to send him to the west.