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Humorous sentences describing weight loss
1. Stop eating! Stop eating! Please. Please do it again!

2. I just want to play with water. How can I get stuck in the swimming ring?

I won't go to a men's clothing store to find a suitable "women's dress".

The big S is a banana every day for three weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

6. Obesity is not conducive to the health of future babies.

7. Hunger is the key to losing weight. Exercise is the most useless, but at most it is an aid. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.

8. When you lead a guest to the sofa, you won't talk about him because of the two big pits on it.

Scientists say that the more overweight you are, the shorter your life expectancy will be!

10. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

1 1. You should cheer for yourselves. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.

12. Fat people can be confident of course, but if you can't let go of your weight, you'd better lose weight.

13. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

14. In fact, at the moment when you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it, and it will pass.

15. Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?

16. Be thin even if you die. You won't be happy unless you lose weight to 90.

17. I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

18. People who don't dislike me when I am fat. When I lose weight, I will definitely repay you.

19. Think about the way others look at extinct dinosaurs.

20. When learning snorkeling, no matter how hard the limbs are, they are all floating on the water. I was so angry that I wanted to throw myself into the river, but I still couldn't sink.

2 1. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.

22. Eat for reasons such as "MC is coming" and "fear of unbalanced nutrition"! Fat man!

23. How can a woman control her life if she can't even control her weight?

24. What's the difference between people who can't control their appetite and animals?

25. In some places, when taking a hot air balloon, the weigher will write your weight on the back of your hand! ! !

26. If you find a job you like, you won't be rejected because of your size.

27. Prove your ability: You can do this, but you can't do anything!

28. Pig fat can sell for more money. Can you sell money if you are fat? Fat people are less valuable than pigs.

29. Sitting in a small table and chair in a bar, you won't feel like playing bumper cars with people around you.