Second, the advertising words.

Third, small shop promotional advertising words.

Fourth, Kung Fu kitchen advertising words.

Five, tea shop advertising words.

Six, bar advertising words.

What do you think is the most interesting? They are very creative and laugh their heads off.

1, "ipartment": If a man wants a good kidney, he should drink Shenbao, one bottle for refreshing, two bottles for never getting tired, and three bottles for immortality. Oh yeah!

2, "ipartment": Phelps special cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is the cow!

The wall newspaper advertisements in our countryside have always been wonderful. 1, I just want to ask, do you want to buy an air conditioner for your wife?

2. Good voice is also a bit superficial.

3. Talent is in the people. Give me a dozen of these melons.

I'm glad to share some funny slogans with you. There are too many funny advertisements, especially modern companies and even small shops, which are racking their brains to attract consumers' consumption!

1, Nongfu Spring Advertising: We don't sell water, we only do natural porters "-For twenty years, Nongfu Spring has been adhering to the concept of" never using city tap water "and has always insisted on building factories to produce water sources to ensure the natural and healthy quality of each bottle of Nongfu Spring. Good water comes from good water.

2, Sanjing oral liquid, a woman came into the door like a stimulant and shouted: "Mom, I bought him Sanjing oral liquid." Her mother looked like a class struggle: "Sanjing oral liquid? Is it a blue bottle? " This woman is awesome X: "Of course! Sanjing oral liquid, all in blue bottles! " That tone! I feel that she developed it. Don't be so awesome!

3. I remember when I was a child, there was an advertising picture like this. There is a beautiful woman running ahead, and then a cheetah is chasing. The girl ran and shouted: Don't chase me. Finally, the picture given is a voice-over: Taiji chicken juice syrup. Haha, what a surprise.

4. A company's toothbrush advertisement: an angel to drive away oral germs, an angel to bring people confidence, and a close partner of toothpaste-you deserve it.

5. An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass for your window. "

6. Prohibit disasters from entering the mouth, prevent diseases from entering the mouth, make your breath fresh, make your breath fresh, be with you, and breathe safely.

7. A small shop slogan: Shanglian: early entry and late exit, early entry and late exit, early entry and early exit: eat more and eat less, eat more and eat more: come in and eat more.

8. No-smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke because there is no hole in the carpet and no hole in your lungs."

9, Arctic thermal underwear: drink the right wine, everyone knows!

10, a new book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

1 1, Biyang yak bone marrow strong bone powder: Since drinking the right wine, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and I have the strength to walk!

12, I passed a Lamian Noodles store and saw its signboard called "Niu B Lamian Noodles".

13, an advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except banknotes."

Do these creative advertisements make people laugh and cry?

Traffic advertisement: "If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight."

Advertisement for washing machine: "Idle wife and good mother."

Printing company advertisement: "everything is printed except banknotes."

Beauty salon advertisement: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. "

Traffic safety: "Remember, God is not perfect. He has spare parts for cars, but others don't. "

An American newspaper advertised for a female secretary: "We want a secretary who looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, acts like a mature lady and works like a donkey!"

The advertisement on the tombstone reads: "There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads:' Here lies Hermisi MacTavisi, and his grieving wife has inherited his prosperous career-a vegetable shop, which is open 24 hours on Highway X!'" " "

1. Genius first step, finch's diapers. (The distance between me and the genius turned out to be diapers! )

2. The melatonin that occupied the TV screen in those days must be on the list-no gifts this year, only melatonin! (I still don't know whether to accept the gift, and the gift givers are at a loss. )

3. Abortion advertisement-Surgery today, work tomorrow! This advertising word has become a joke. )

4. ginger. There are too many funny advertisements for Jiang. You may not have drunk Jiang, but you must have been teased by Jiang's advertisement!

5. The little sunflower mother started class, why didn't the child cough well? Most of them are lung heat. ............... (Little sunflower mother started class, why is the child coughing? Most of them are useless! Hahahahaha)

6. Urgent syrup-why are you chasing me? Why are you chasing me? Do you know why? )

7. Plum in Yang Mi-Are you OK? Are you okay? Are you okay? ..................................................................................................................................................................................)

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Those ridiculous suffocating slogans

1. A peddler selling shorts made a funny slogan of 33,360 pounds: "One can live without money, but one can't live without shorts. There are three pairs 10 yuan, from one year old to 100 years old! "

The slogan of a shop selling underwear is: "It's better to be cocky than to complain about others!"

Smoking is forbidden in public places-"Please don't smoke, so there will be no holes in the carpet and your lungs!" "

The advertisement for a new book says: "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine in this novel!" "

5. A cosmetic advertisement said, "Leave these places early. Please don't leave the scene. "

6, a printing company advertising-"in addition to money, printing everything.

7. Public toilet: the slogan is: "Whoever follows the spirit can click here" (the button of the toilet flushing point) "Get up: pee in the pool, don't learn to shoot with a machine gun; Get down: shit in the pit, don't be a fairy. "

1, quick syrup

Everyone has seen this advertisement, right? At the worst, it was broadcast three times in a row. The whole story is about a tiger chasing a silly girl fiercely. She ran into the forest wearing only underwear and a piece of white sand. The silly girl ran and shouted, Why are you chasing me? As a result, tigers become more unique. He opened his mouth and said, I need syrup urgently ...

Well, I still don't understand. What is it like?

2. Fu Yanjie

Ren Jing called it a beauty and said happily: I use Fuyanjie. Defoe grabbed her by the shoulder and said, Washing is healthier. ...

3、

An advertisement for a jiaozi store-"Everything!"

An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

A pawnshop advertisement-"Well deserved!"

An advertisement for a hat-making company-"Take a man by his hat!"

A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"

4.、

-mattress advertisement

Don't be a bitch, that boy!

-An advertisement for a flower shop during Valentine's Day

Did you soak it? Are you drifting? Bubbles float to dry!

-Washing powder advertisement

See Zhong Qin.

-The slogan of a musical instrument store

Please turn your eyes a few times after dripping to let the potion spread all over the world.

-An advertisement for eye drops

This product is the most attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is attached.

-perfume advertisement

Although unscathed, it is really top-notch kung fu.

-Barber shop advertisement

Please don't flirt with women who go out of our shop. She may be your grandmother.

-Beauty salon advertisement

Everything!

-An advertisement for a steamed stuffed bun shop

It deserves it!

-Pawnshop advertisement

Judge a man by his hat!

-Hat ads

Nothing!

-Barber shop advertisement

Ask for it!

-Drugstore advertisements

No fight, no acquaintance!

-Typewriter ads

The eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass on your window.

-Glasses advertisement

Find it early, but don't leave.

-Cosmetic advertisements

Print everything except money.

-An advertisement for a printing company

Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest. You can even buy some roses for your wife.

-A flower shop advertisement

Work hard, as long as there is breath.

-Tire advertising

Its only drawback is that when running at 100 km/h, you can still hear the nagging of your mother-in-law sitting in the back seat.

-Car ads

Clinton had an affair because she didn't use this facial cleanser. Try it if you don't believe me!

-A facial cleanser advertisement

Who can punish corruption? Me!

-Refrigerator advertisement

Please take good care of your wife when you come to our store!

-An advertisement for a jewelry store

We only sell comfort.

-A shoe factory

Come and eat! Otherwise, we will all starve to death.

-A hotel

Hello, everyone, this is Xu Xu making you laugh.

Today, let's look at some advertising slogans that make you laugh to death.

1 Belt: Jiangnan Leather Factory closed down, Jiangnan Leather Factory closed down. ...

I believe everyone is familiar with this. As soon as I saw the word advertisement, I couldn't help thinking of it.

2 Gillette razor: It feels good just to look at it.

3 7-up soda: This is not coke!

Coca-Cola: Coca-Cola forever!

Camel cigarettes: I walked a mile to buy this pack of camel cigarettes!

6 Wendy's Burger: "Where is the beef?"

Crest Toothpaste: "Look, Mom, there is no tooth decay."

8 Little Sunflower's mother's class begins. ...

9 An electric fan: To tell the truth, his fame is blown out.

10 A printing company advertises that everything is printed except banknotes!

1 1 new book: The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel.

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Do you remember Zhao Benshan's advertisement for Sherry Station? Xie Liting's success is attributed to Zhao Benshan's advertisement: "Have loose bowels, choose the right medicine, have a knack for choosing medicine, but don't watch advertisements. See what? See the curative effect.

Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei advertise for Ant Force God, which is as funny as a sketch. Classic lines: Ant God, who knows.

There are also advertisements for anal Thai: treating hemorrhoids, finding anal Thai, sticking navel,