Zhang: Hello, hello, my name is Zhang. I am less than 30 years old this year. As for me, I have a car, a house and a stable job in Beijing. I can say that I lack everything except my boyfriend. But now, the blind date company introduced me to several blind date partners, which should be coming soon. I hope the blind date can be successful today. Please cheer for me.
(Audience: OK)
Zhang: Come on!
Xu Juncong: Listen, Zhang.
Zhang: Hello, it's me.
Xu Juncong: Why did you choose such a cold place? You get dressed and come with me. Jin Baihe Club, I have a private room all the year round. Go there to keep warm.
Zhang: No, I think it's quite good. Are you afraid of cold?
Xu Juncong: I'm afraid you're cold. Why am I cold? This is wearing mink! It is particularly strange to say this day. Don't wear mink It's cold, but wearing mink is still very hot and annoying.
Zhang: Brother, can you briefly introduce yourself? It's from a sketch bar (www.xiaopin8.cc), such as what's your name and what do you do?
Xu Juncong: In short, I like a straightforward girl like you. What did you ask me just now?
Zhang: Well, can you introduce yourself briefly?
Xu Juncong: Well, let me tell you something. Does Wang Jianlin know?
Zhang: Of course I know.
Xu Juncong: My name is Wang Jian.
Zhang: Nothing.
Xu Juncong: Only one word is needed for Wang Jianlin.
Zhang: Oh, my God.
Xu Juncong: Well, this is the first time we have met today. Nothing can be given to you as a gift. I'll give you a diamond ring.
Zhang: Sorry, I can't accept your things.
Xu Juncong: I have to accept it. There is too much money in this family. I have a bag of diamond rings. I'll give you one when I see you. It's a pity not to give this small one away.
Zhang: Well, this is the first time I have seen you. I really can't accept your gift.
Xu Juncong: OK, I see.
brief introduction
"Blind Date" is a sketch performed by Zhang, He Huan and others in the latest comedy 20 1706 18 Spring Second Season broadcast by Sichuan Satellite TV. Zhang Xiang met an unreliable gentleman with a big gold chain and gave him an oversized diamond ring for the first time. It was amazing. In the sketch, Zhang also met all kinds of wonderful blind date men, and you couldn't help laughing.
Performers: Zhang,, He Huan,.
Sketch length: 14 minutes and 08 seconds.