Sun-the Monkey King (Xiao An)

Pig Bajie (Dragon)

Sand-sand monk (bear)

Bai-Bai Jingjing (Bai Gujing) (Bajie)

strong and brave eagle

Female narrator-quilt

Props:

Cloak × 1 (Tang Pi), chair × 1 (Tang Zuo),

Wooden stick× 3 (Sun, Pig, Sha Gequ 1), cloth bag× 3 (on sand stick, used as props),

Bamboo basket × 1 (white with props), headscarf ×2 (white × 1 and basket with cover × 1), steamed bread ×2 (in white basket)

(If there is the possibility of music cooperation:

A dance of the model's catwalk is free.

During a period of war drums or similar music, Sun and Sha went on stage to fight. )

(Male commentator: (speaking slowly with a deep feeling and a smile) It is said that there are four Tang priests and mentors ... Oh, no, it can't be described by people, because there are only two people in this team, one is a pig and the other is a monkey ...

(At this time, four people appeared. When they appeared, Tang walked in front with his hands folded; Sun skipped around; The pig shrugged his shoulders and dragged his legs to follow (hungry); The sand picked some bags with sticks, and finally. Walk to taichung. )

Female narrator: (sarcastically) Wow, this team is very strong, even more monsters than monsters. ...

Male commentator: (thumbs up approvingly to female commentator) Friend, with sharp eyes and original opinions.

(Then I said affectionately) On this day, the master and the apprentice passed by a village where smoke curled up like an inn. Hungry and thirsty, four people decided to have a rest here ...)

(Tang sits down, the pig squats down and is depressed alone (hands can draw circles on the ground), Sun scratches his head and back with a stick, and Shasha stands still ...)

Don: (looking around with joy, one hand stuck in his waist and the other looking forward) Hey! Disciples, this is a harmonious new countryside, with beautiful scenery and smoke curling up.

Pig: (impatiently) Cut! Master, what is harmony? My old pig is starving. If you can't eat vegetarian food, you will wait to eat my body!

Don: Hey, after hearing what Pig said, I suddenly feel like missing my teacher. Wukong, go and cook some vegetarian dishes.

Sun: (Reluctantly) Master, aren't you losing weight and keeping fit? I spent a lot of money burning fat for you all the way! Why did this idiot waste all his efforts in one sentence?

Don: (impatiently) You monkey head, don't talk nonsense. Losing weight for teachers is not for slimming, but for everyone's good!

Sun: Huh? How do you say this?

Don: Look at my thin figure now. Does the monster still have an appetite Ah, does he want to try whether his teeth are hard or my bones are hard? Ah.

Sun: (suddenly enlighted) Oh ... the master is really far-sighted. ...

Don: (smug) Hum! That is.

Sun: (slyly) Then, in order to actively cooperate with the master, we still insisted on not eating. First of all, start from the beginning.

Don: (thinking, angry) Hey ... you! All right, you dead monkey. You don't want to run errands, so you tease me around the corner, right? If I don't eat for the teacher, I will become white! (Suddenly stopping and patting his mouth, feeling very scared) Oh, how can you mention the name of the monster? What if you really attract monsters? (pointing to Sun) You are a human being, and you won't go to alms, will you? Go to the teacher!

Sun: (holding his chest with both hands and looking indifferent)

Sha: (quickly unloading the bag from the stick on the ground, come and hold Tang and pull Sun behind him) Oh, okay, okay, master, calm down. I'm going with the monkey. (and dragged Sun to the end, Sun was reluctant to part with him, clamoring for sand. Do not pull me. A spoiled child who can only give orders all day should be allowed to exercise himself ...)

Don: (walking around angrily) I'm so angry, so angry! This monkey head is getting more and more cross-country!

Pig: (Stand up slowly, fearing that the world will not be chaotic) Master, as I say, like a dead monkey, you should read the hoop mantra to him 10,000 times a day.

Sun: (Shouting under the stage: Dead pig, I heard you, you are dead! You'll never get back to Gaolaozhuang alive in your life! )

Pig: (in a hurry, shouting to the audience) Long live the monkey! Long live the monkey! Brother Monkey, with Brother Sha with you, you are not begging alone, not alone. ...

Don: (watching the pig's performance coldly, a cold hum attracts the pig's attention, and the pig looks over awkwardly) Hmm! Look at you, you bear! (Say that finish, close your eyes and put your hands together)

Pig: (shaking his head indignantly, whispering to the audience) Alas, it's hard to be a pig, it's even harder to learn Buddhist scriptures when a pig, and it's even harder to learn Buddhist scriptures when a pig and a monkey ... (It's best to wipe your tears and sob)

(Male Narrator: Just as the master and disciples were wailing, Bai Jingjing appeared ...)

Bai: (Debut in white, carrying a bamboo basket and a headscarf, accompanied by rhythmic music, two laps in the catwalk platform, and the music stopped for about half a minute) Last night, I played mahjong with Niu and his wife. I heard that the handsome Tang Priest was going to pass by here today, and this beautiful woman came to catch him back to the mountains to get married and have children, hee hee. (Looking at the Tang Priest) Hey, isn't this him? (Looking up and down several times) Yo, white and tender, so cute. Ok, I'll take it! (walks to Don and Pig's Head)

Pig: (suddenly watching excitedly) Hey, Master, look, there's a village girl.

Don: Bajie! There you go again. How many times have I taught you? You can't look at other girls so hungrily. ...

(At this time, I walked up to them in vain.)

Bai: (smiling and waving) Hello, hello!

Pig: (turning around and vomiting after seeing the innocent face)

Don: (Stop closing your eyes, put your hands together, stand up and awkwardly hammer the pig's back and say) Oh, Bajie, what's wrong with you? You are such a loser! (Turning around) The patroness smiled. I am actually a very good disciple. The only drawback is that you will vomit when you see a beautiful woman. (Say that finish turned to face Bai Jie, but immediately turned to vomit after seeing innocence. )

(In the above process, Bai should make winks, coy and other actions and expressions from time to time. )

(Tang and Zhu talk and vomit with their backs to the white border)

Pig: My Tathagata, how can a woman be ugly like a man?

Don: Bajie, I always think you are the ugliest in the world. Now I will bravely admit my mistake to you: someone is uglier than you! Congratulations! (holding the pig's hand excitedly)

Pig: (shaking hands, crying with excitement) Thank you ... Thank you!

Bai: (slightly angry, stamping his foot) Hey! You two turn around! Sneaky, is it plotting against my beauty? Hmm?

(Tang and Pig quickly stop fidgeting and turn around to explain)

Pig: (solemnly) Don't worry, this kind of thing will never happen!

Don: Amitabha, the patroness, we monks should never be greedy for beauty. You worry too much.

Bai: That's more like it. Yo-ho (suddenly seeing some bags on the ground), with so much equipment, are you still playing outdoors?

Don: The patroness is really clever. We go to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures. We played outdoors all the way and were called donkey friends.

Bai: Oh, you don't know. I like outdoor men best. They are healthy, strong, reliable and kind. (slightly spoiled)

Pig: Master, I really can't stand it. (Say that finish, turn around and throw up again)

Don: (gently picking up the pig) Bajie, hold on! Just get used to it.

Bai: (suddenly remembering the steamed bread in the basket) Oh, I'm so sorry. I am busy talking. You two look pale and haggard. You must be hungry. I only have some steamed buns in my basket. Here you go. This is fate!

Don: (embarrassed) How dare you? It's very kind of you, patroness

Pig: (looks happy) Gee, this is not bad. Gee, Master, the patroness is so enthusiastic. If we don't accept it, we will feel sorry. (Say that finish, Bajie reached into the basket and took two steamed buns, and stuffed one for Tang) Master, you can eat it. There are only two steamed buns, so it's hard to tell them apart when you come back.

Don: It's better to be respectful than obedient. Thank you, patroness.

(Say that finish, they are going to eat steamed bread. In the above process, we should look at them with sinister eyes. )

(At this moment, Sun shouts behind the scenes)

Sun: Master, wait a minute! The steamed bread was drugged!

(At this time, the picture is frozen, everyone does not move, and the commentator comes out to speak. It also gives time to prepare music (if any). Note that the music here should not be played too loudly, which will affect the audience's listening to the lines. )

Female Narrator: It turns out that the Monkey King came back with Friar Sand's alms and saw Bai Jingjing's monster prototype from a distance with critical eyes. In desperation, he shouted loudly and saved Tang Priest and Bajie in time ... (After the narrator finished, the music started (if any))

(The next step is action time. )

(Tang and Zhu hurriedly throw down the steamed bread and leave Bai for a distance)

Bai: Ha ha ha. I didn't expect you to be a dead monkey for a long time, so you fell short. However, if you can't do it, come to Wu. Today, I will knock you all down and arrest the Tang Priest! (After that, he tore off his headscarf and walked to Taichung. )

Don: (Scared) Ah ... That's terrible, that's terrible. You fight to death. You don't have to give me face. I'll be back after I pee. (Step back behind the pig)

Sha: (with a stick, he rushed out first and shouted back) Monkey, your appearance rate has always been high. This time, let Lao Sha take the lead and strive for fame! Ah ... Go to hell, goblin!

Bai: (sneering expression) Cut, with you? (When the sand rushes to the front and the stick is about to hit, the white leg is lifted) Look here!

Sha: (I looked at my white leg, stopped moving, the stick fell off, and I squatted on the ground to vomit) I k, disgusting, shameless. ...

(At this moment, the Monkey King comes out slowly.)

Pig: Monkey, wait, let my old pig try this monster again! Ah ... (Holding up the stick)

Bai: (I looked at Sun at first, and when the pig arrived soon, I turned sharply and kicked the pig in the crotch) Dead pig! You are far from it!

Pig: (The stick falls, hands cover the crotch and crouch down slowly, paying attention to the painful expression, exaggerating) I actually came to the shade, which is too dirty. ...

(Music stops)

Bai: (turning to Sun, holding out his finger to signal Sun to come over) Monkey, it's your turn.

Sun: (not far from Bai) Actually, my old grandson doesn't like fighting and killing. In this way, I will give you a complete and simple brain teaser. If you get the Tang Priest right, take it away. I won't stop you (Tang Priest is angry at the back: dead monkey, you ...), but if you get the wrong answer, it means that your IQ basically says goodbye to marriage. Forget about him, okay. (These two words are used in Suzhou dialect)

Bai: (looking down thoughtfully) Good! Our IQ is in the monster world. This is a hill. You can make things difficult, but you will lose anyway!

Sun: (one hand akimbo, one finger white) Please listen to the question! 1+ 1 under what circumstances is equal to 2?

Bai: (quick answer) Hahaha, I know this question. It's too simple. 1+ 1 equals 2 in case of miscalculation!

Sun: (proudly) Wrong! You've seen too many sketches by Zhao Benshan. Only when the calculation is correct, 1+ 1 is obviously equal to 2! This kind of problem can even be worked out by the pig next to you. Look at your IQ now. Very low, very low ...

Bai: (angry from embarrassment) I am so angry. I can stand being jealous of my beauty, but I hate being insulted by others! I will strangle you! (rushing to Sun)

Sun: Huaguoshan Cave Dafa! (Point white and stop moving immediately)

Sun: Alas, you evil monster, if you don't give you a chance to live, you will break your word and become a bloodthirsty person. What's the use of keeping you? ! Having said that, I want to lie down on the white bed with a stick. )

Don: Wukong, keep people under the stick!

(Sun exaggerates a bit. He will make an uncontrollable gesture and stumble a few times before stopping to look at Tang.)

Sun: (throwing away the stick impatiently and spreading his hands) What are you shouting? Like learning to slam on the brakes in a mountain view? Can't you see I'm fighting? Have some professional ethics, okay?

Tang: (Walking to the center of the field, Pig and Friar Sand stand up) Wukong, listen to me. Monks should have the virtue of living a good life. Although this monster is murderous, she also has a sunny side. She likes our outdoor sports (pause) man, so the teacher decided to take her to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. On the way, we should use outdoor sports to transform her and make her kind and no longer confused.

Sun: (After Tang finished, he stared at Sun, who looked unnatural for a few seconds) What are you looking at me for? You have a spell. It's your call. Didn't democracy and unspoken rules always accompany you?

Don: (thumbs up to Sun) Ha ha ha, two words for you: humor! Then untie her.

Sun: (I don't want to point it out, solve it, and move it for nothing)

Don: (Dialogue) Miss Jingjing, would you like to go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures with us?

Bai: Jingjing thanked her elders for not killing, and would like to take part in outdoor activities with you.

Don: Well, be good, then let's go! According to international practice, the newcomer takes all the luggage, and Lao Sha is liberated!

Bai: Ah. ...

(curtain call)