I finally understand the gap between me and top students. She is lying on the table in a bad mood. Two minutes later, she suddenly straightened up and began to do her homework. I was in a bad mood and fell asleep two minutes later. ...
3. See the number in weighing scale: I want to lose weight. When buying clothes: I want to lose weight. Meet someone with a good figure: I want to lose weight. Seeing myself in the mirror: I want to lose weight. Meet someone you like: I want to lose weight. See food: you can lose weight only when you are full!
4. Isn't the school divided into classes again? The teacher asked for students with good grades, and two class teachers actually fought because of me. While beating them, he also argued: "Why should he be assigned to our class and affect our average score!"
A Gao Fushuai man finally hooked up with a girl, bought her a big diamond, took her on the most luxurious cruise ship in the world, and finally she got on the boat.
Three days later, I was cheated by a diaosi who studied painting. What Gao Fushuai is weak? Now I suddenly feel extremely proud of my major! Fight back and learn art.
I have been interested in a girl in my class for a long time, and finally I have the courage to confess to her. I tried to tell her: I like a girl in my class. She is gentle and considerate, beautiful and lovely. Do you want to know who it is? She blushed instantly and bowed her head and said shyly, as long as it's not me!
The book says that you and your girlfriend go shopping to buy clothes, and her girlfriend says it's too expensive to buy, so you should pay at the cashier without hesitation. I thought it made sense, so I did it. Now I have a wardrobe of high-end men's wear.
8. I went home by train during the summer vacation. I sat next to an uncle and chatted with him very congenially. After I got off the train, someone drove to pick him up. I also hitchhiked home to show my mother. I didn't spend any money going home. As a result, my mother said, daughter, don't dare to do anything just because you are ugly. What should I do if I meet a blind person?
Nine. Current year
Weaver girl came down to take a bath on Tanabata, met Cowherd, and interpreted a love story that made the gods cry. Zhao Linger took a bath outside, met Li Xiaoyao and staged a fairy tale. This tells us that there is no chance to take a bath at home, so we must take a bath outside.
10. I really want to talk about a love that both parents are opposed to. The man's family gave me10 million in order to let me leave. My family introduced me to a super handsome guy in order to let me leave him. Then I had to compromise and take the money to marry that handsome guy.
Yesterday, a couple came to ask me how to get to the express hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the direction to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge and do good deeds every day.
Twelve. Men love beautiful women in their bones. When they see beautiful women, they stare or turn their heads. Don't think he doesn't love you, and don't think he is horny. It is a man's instinct to like beautiful women, which has nothing to do with personality. In addition, everyone loves beauty. Haven't you ever peeked at handsome guys?
Thirteen. I have been blessed by the sun since the summer. I told the sun that it must be exposed to rain and dew, but the sun just wouldn't listen. Just look at me like Bao Zheng, look at me, look at me.
14. An upstart went to stay in a hotel in the city. After checking in, the waiter took him to a room. As soon as he entered the door, he shouted, Do you take me for a fool? Is your most expensive single room as big as a cupboard, with nothing in it except a chair? The waiter said, please come in, sir. This is the elevator!
15. When I was in high school, there was a time when the head teacher was not studying at night and the class was bursting. Suddenly, the headmaster came in through the back door and scolded us. Suddenly, the whole class was silent. After a while, he came in from the front door again, nodded and said, this class is really good and disciplined, unlike the one just now!