2. Last night, when she went out for a walk, a woman accidentally fell into a ditch pushing her bicycle. If she didn't happen to be my wife, I would laugh.
Recently, I always see some women on the Internet saying that they will find an honest man to marry when they are tired of playing. Hehe, I'm really speechless. I can't wait for them to get tired of playing.
4. Grandma raised him.
Dogs that have been dead for more than ten years are very sad. In order to comfort grandma, I don't know what to think, and I started screaming at night. Later, grandma asked someone to exorcise me. ...
5. Door-to-door salesman is the prototype of pop-up advertisement.
6. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.
7. I went shopping with my girlfriend. I found that the street was crowded with people, so I kept holding her hand and walked to a place where there were few people. After I squeezed out, I looked back and said, "Aunt, who are you?"
Q: What are the advantages of your boyfriend? A: In a word, yes.
Five words "will pick a girlfriend".
If you think the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination.
When life throws a hammer at you, as long as it doesn't kill you, you have a chance to throw it back. 1 1. "Is there a difference between plain face and makeup for your girls?" 0. Why don't I sit there for half an hour and make a wish? "
12. Q: One year is almost over. Are you still alone? Will I become a dog again?
Thirteen. When I was eating at my best friend's house, there was not much porridge left in the pot, and her mother insisted on giving it to me. I said, "Aunt, I'm full. I really can't eat any more. " Her mother was very enthusiastic and gave me a meal and said, "Good boy, eat, eat, or feed the dog."
14. The girl's appearance can be divided into
Three kinds: one from heaven, one from the people and one from the underworld. ...
15. I met a friend on the bus, a woman, wearing a mask. I said hello, and she casually said, "Do you know me when I wear a bra?" The car suddenly became quiet.
Sixteen years old. I was dragging my suitcase in the subway and accidentally ran over a girl's foot. I turned around and said I was sorry and ran over her other foot. It was really embarrassing.
17. I just chatted with my friend. You are mentioned in it, do you know? I quarreled with them and almost got into a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. It was really too much! I didn't treat you like a pig at all!
18. "Mud can't help the wall!" Mud: "Did I say I was going to hit the wall?" Please help me? Get out! "