Time: late at night

Venue: A corner of the school playground.

Characters:

Coke-Beijing boy, senior student, director of college drama club.

Xiao Qiang-Fujian boy, senior student, member of drama club in colleges and universities.

Daan —— Shandong boy, senior student, member of drama club in colleges and universities (overweight).

(Coke trotted along with the script)

Coke: Oh, I said brother! can you hurry up a little ? (Xiao Qiang limps clumsily and poses)

Xiao Qiang (Putonghua with Fujian accent): How fast do you want me to drive? It is you. I had to practice some sense of rhythm yesterday, which made my legs unable to stand straight, bend or walk normally.

Coke: Am I not good for our play? You said that you entered the third year of high school in a blink of an eye. This school sketch contest is the last time for us to represent the drama club. Why don't we be professional?

Xiao Qiang: It's easy for you to stand and talk. Why don't you practice by yourself? I was with Daan, "Fat people eat fat people eat fat people" (squatting and standing up rhythmically) Ouch ... (rubbing our legs) We practiced for an hour, and our legs were almost broken. You are comfortable around!

Coke: I'm the director, so I don't have to go on stage! You are actors-you should practice the basic skills of sound table! Besides, look at your Mandarin. Thanks to my teaching you for so long, you just can't practice well. How funny it would be to be physically confined to the stage!

Xiao Qiang: Hum! You can say these grandiose words. You don't know, we practiced badly! Last night, I went to the toilet and screamed in pain when I squatted down, which made our dormitory think that I was giving birth in it!

Coke: ok, ok, I'm sorry. I tell you, if we can win the prize of this sketch, I'll treat you to a good meal!

Xiao Qiang: What to eat?

Coke: Fried rice with eggs.

(Xiao Qiang disdains)

Coke: How about one more egg?

Xiao Qiang: I don't want more than two ~

Coke: Three.

Xiao Qiang: Four injured thighs can't comfort me.

Coke: Then five!

Xiao Qiang: Deal.

Coke: My real dad ... Then you should rehearse well today.

Xiao Qiang: Eh ... Rehearsal rehearsal. Up to now, the actors are uneven. You said, there is still a week's play, and now even the white lady has not been found. How can I be a Xu Xian who gave birth to Xu Shilin?

Coke: Huh?

Xiao Qiang: Ah … Oh, I mean my wife was born! I am only responsible for farming, and she is responsible for harvesting.

Coke: Don't worry! Problems can always be solved. Another week, isn't it? Anything is possible. I promise, I will help you find a wife within three days. The most important thing at present is that we should finish the trick first!

Xiao Qiang: OK ... What about my play with the White Snake tonight?

Coca-Cola: OK, we'll discuss it when Daan comes. Hey? You said, it's eleven twenty. Why hasn't Daan come yet?

Xiao Qiang: It can't be the uncle who stayed in the house and told him not to come out, can it?

Coca-Cola: Not really ... Hi! This is not impossible. You said our school is the same. 1 1, we have to turn off the lights and close the gate. We have to rehearse in the dormitory and keep others awake. Isn't this forcing us to climb over the wall?

Xiao Qiang: So are those uncle tenants! We are all seniors, and we are still in charge of our freshman year. Especially in their building in Daan, the uncle who lives in the apartment is notoriously unreasonable. He keeps a straight face all day and wants to have a dog. Our dormitory says he is Erlang God ... Alas! It's over. Daan must have been stopped by him. It seems that we can't go tonight. There was a shortage of White Snake, and now there is no Farhaidu. ...

Coke: Don't shake morale, okay? Why don't I give him a call? (takes out the phone and dials the number) This man ... didn't let the dog catch him? (Daan is panting on the ground, carrying a bag of things in his hand. )

Daan: My real father ... that dog really drives me crazy!

Coca-Cola, Xiao Qiang: Huh?

Coke: What's the matter?

Daan: Forget it. I was so hungry to recite the script tonight that I dug out a bag of instant noodles to fill my stomach. Who knew instant noodles were out of date? I have diarrhea for an hour. When I came out, the bedroom door was closed. I told Erlang that he wouldn't let me go. I think, isn't there a hole in the guardrail at the northeast corner of our dormitory building? Hey! If you don't let me go, I'll drill a hole.

Coke: You just got out?

Daan: I'm stuck.

Xiao Qiang: He's a character. It's strange that he doesn't get stuck!

Coke: What happened later?

Daan: Later, the dog in the boarding house found me and rushed out and barked. I was afraid it would bite, so I was anxious. I squeezed it hard and squeezed it out. Look, my clothes are all torn. (Turn around, there is a funny cut on the back of the clothes. )

Coca-Cola, Xiao Qiang: My own father!

Coke: People's potential is really unlimited.

Xiao Qiang: What about the dog?

Daan: A dog? It's stuck there.

Coke: What about Jiro? He wasn't recruited?

Daan: Hi! Whatever! I quit anyway. Let's talk tomorrow! Hey, don't waste time. Let's start rehearsing!

Coke: OK, rehearsal. The Legend of the New White Snake, Scene 3. Daan, change clothes quickly-(Daan untied the bag in his hand, took out a woman's clothes and began to change clothes. )

Xiao Qiang: Wait a minute, Coke. Where's Ms. White Snake?

Coke: Here ~ (referring to Daan)

Xiao Qiang: Huh? !

Daan (turning his head and laughing) Hey, hey!

Xiao Qiang (violently) I won't do it!

Coca Cola: Xiao Qiang, listen to me. Tonight, he will make a guest appearance. Give the scene first. You practice by yourself, haven't you always felt it? Let's practice your play tonight. Why don't you practice the White Snake?

Xiao Qiang: ... (reluctantly)

Coke: Xiao Qiang ~ Brother ~ Dad ~ Are you an actor? Let's be professional. Isn't this the rehearsal? Not a formal performance. I promise you, within three days, I will help you find a lady who looks like an angel.

Xiao Qiang: You promise?

Coke: I promise.

Xiao Qiang: Deal. (Daan changes into women's clothes, puts on a wig and turns around. Exaggerated smile to Xiao Qiang) My dad-(exclaimed) Director, this is not white snake essence, this is python snake essence!

Daan: Officer (charming walking towards Xiao Qiang)

Xiao Qiang (panicking) Stay back! You, you come near me again, I, I will die for you!

Coke: Stop it! You are an actor. Can you be a little more professional? People call you, you should at least respect your opponent!

Xiao Qiang: ... Well, I'm an actor. I am a dedicated actor ... (Daan walks up to him charming again. Xiao Qiang ran behind the director in fear. Me, we are arranged as a romantic drama, not a horror movie!

Daan: Oh, dear! What are you doing? Am I not beautiful? Why don't you like watching it?

Xiao Qiang: Yes, yes! You look great.

Daan: What?

Xiao Qiang: Er … I mean you are very strong!

Coke: OK! How long do you want to stay? What time is it now? Are we going to take part in the sketch competition or not?

Xiao Qiang: ... OK, OK! rehearse

Coke: Remember, from now on, he is no longer Daan, he is the white lady, and he is your wife. As an actor, you must have a strong belief. You got it?

Xiao Qiang: Yes, yes, I know. All right, let's get started! (Step forward and pose)

Coke: Ready!

Daan (affectionate): Police officer. ...

Xiao Qiang: Madam. ...

Daan: Now that you know the truth, you don't mind that I am a snake spirit, do you?

Xiao Qiang: How could I not like it? You are such a kind and beautiful snake spirit. ...

Coke: Huh?

Xiao Qiang:-White Snake Essence! Besides, you are so gentle and considerate to me, how can I not like you?

Daan: That's very kind of you, officer! I want to elope with you, I want to give you a happy home, and I want to give you a son! (Daan hugs Xiao Qiang)

Xiao Qiang (vomiting): Wow. ...

Coca-Cola: Xu Xian!

Xiao Qiang (quickly holding back, re-entering the state): Honey, no one can separate us.

Daan: Officer, stop talking. Fahai is coming, hold the baby quickly, and let's leave quickly!

Xiao Qiang: OK! I'll hold the baby. (Around) Baby ... Baby ... Honey, baby, it seems that you haven't given birth yet.

Coke: Stop! Here, where, where? I said, can you be serious? We have no time ... just like you, when can we arrange the play?

Xiao Qiang: Director, I'm sorry ... This Fahai suddenly turned into a white lady, and my mind is really confused.

Daan: Coke, don't worry. We must arrange it this time.

Coke: ... again!

Daan: Where do we start?

Coca-Cola: Since Fahai came after us. (Daan and Xiao Qiang enter the state)

Xiao Qiang: Look, madam. Fahai, here he comes.

Daan: Officer, let's run!

Xiao Qiang: Honey, you are injured and can't move easily. Let me take you away. (Daan grabs Xiao Qiang's shoulder and throws himself into Xiao Qiang's arms. Xiao Qiang failed to catch it, and two people fell to the ground. )

Coke: What are you doing? !

Xiao Qiang: Director, I can't! This scene is really beyond my ability.

Daan: I said you are too unmanly. The arms and legs are too small to even hold a person.

Xiao Qiang: Hey, do you know how much you weigh? I told you to lose weight a long time ago, but you never listened. Have you ever seen an actor as fat as you? Don't say White Snake, but Fahaidu is not qualified. You just came on stage. I didn't know you were playing Lu!

Daan (angry): What's wrong with being fat? You can't act if you are fat? How dare you talk about me? Look at your Mandarin. Which actor has your accent?

Xiao Qiang: What happened to my Mandarin?

Daan: What's the matter? I can't even say "fly, shine", but I'm still acting.

Xiao Qiang: Why can't I be clear?

Daan: Then tell me-Pink Phoenix can fly.

Xiao Qiang: Pink Phoenix flies! All the sounds of "F" are said to be "H"

Daan (proudly) Look at it!

Coke (unbearable) isn't enough trouble? (Daan and Xiao Qiang remain silent) ... in your dreams. There is no arrangement for this play. Regretfully stepped aside and sat down. Daan and Xiao Qiang looked at each other and felt guilty. They walked beside the coke.

Daan: Coke. ...

Xiao Qiang: Director.

Coke: Don't call me director. I am not a good director at all.

Xiao Qiang: Don't say that! This is our fault. Don't be angry, okay?

Daan: Why are you incompetent? Since I entered the university, you are the most serious and hardworking person in our drama club. I didn't even know what a play was before. I thought performing a drama meant singing Beijing opera! You told me that drama is the art of action.

Xiao Qiang: Yes! I used to think acting was easy. You told me that there should be no traces in film and television performances and no exaggeration in drama performances.

Daan: Coke, actually. I stayed in the drama club for three years, not because I like acting. But because I like you. The first time I saw a group of people so purely because I like one thing. Do not seek fame and fortune, work hard; If you can't get sponsorship, spend money on clothes and rent props. Everyone is like a family, sharing pains and laughing together, and finally getting applause together on the stage. I want to be with you. I'm very happy.

Xiao Qiang: Coke, next month, I will go to my father's company as an intern. My father always wanted me to be an accountant. He didn't like my performance. But I really like the feeling on the stage. Actually, I know I'm not cut out to be an actor. However, as long as I see an audience happy because of my performance, I am very satisfied. This sketch is really my last performance in the club, so I really want to perform it well.

Coke: ... I like the stage. I have loved it since I was a child! I was admitted to the Theatre Academy twice, but both failed. I came to this university and joined the drama club. I read Stanley, write books, perform and direct plays. Because I really don't want to give up my dream! (Stand up and walk to the stage) A person who really loves his dreams will never change his original intention, no matter when or where. Even if you are a resident singer in a bar, you must act; Even if you serve food in a restaurant, you should take action; Even if you sell barbecue at a snack stand and your face is blackened by lampblack, you still have to act. Only in this way can you say that you really love your dreams! Daan and Xiao Qiang stepped forward, and the three stood side by side, looking at each other and hugging each other.

Three people (facing the audience. Qi): Youth, never give up!

the end

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