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Ask for all kinds of spoof lyrics about losing weight ~ ~
1) forget your feelings and get fat.

When I was young, I often dreamed.

I just want to lose weight quickly,

Went through all the alleys and streets,

I am the most elephant team.

Suddenly looking back at the waistline,

Not as thin as sumo,

To understand eating, drinking,

Finally, it was my bad luck.

If you don't lose weight,

You have no idea how sad I am,

When I lost my waistline,

Spend half a year's salary,

How can I forget all this,

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Give me a glass of mineral water,

Because I can't afford to lose weight,

Let it be beautiful,

After all the hype,

You can't get the meat back.

Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Give me a glass of mineral water,

Because I can't afford to lose weight,

How many first love objects,

With the wind and rain,

Because you saw my leg!

2) What about the agreed weight loss?

What about losing weight?

At this time, your stomach is fat.

I remember that the roast geese in the canteen are all fat.

The belt is tight, and the fat man is still eating.

You drink coke intermittently and talk about losing weight.

Time has passed. When can I lose weight?

You have gained weight. You have gained weight.

I started at 80 kg, and now I'm 200 kg.

Just finished eating, you said you were really hungry.

What happened? You have gained weight. What about losing weight?

I see. Forget it. Where is that fat man? He is still eating.

Expired and expired foods make you want to give up.

Your collapse is too threatening. Who doesn't remember?

You didn't wait. What about losing weight?

I was wrong, my mouth was thirsty, I was silent, and I collapsed.

It's just that the fat man's stomach is still growing How to reduce it?

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At this time, your stomach is fat.

I remember that the roast geese in the canteen are all fat.

The belt is tight, and the fat man is still eating.

You drink coke intermittently and talk about losing weight.

Time has passed. When can I lose weight?

You have gained weight. You have gained weight.

I started at 80 kg, and now I'm 200 kg.

Just finished eating, you said you were really hungry.

What happened? You have gained weight. What about losing weight?

I see. Forget it. Where is that fat man? He is still eating.

Expired and expired foods make you want to give up.

I still remember your collapse, which was so daunting.

You didn't wait. What about losing weight?

I was wrong. My mouth was thirsty. I gave up and collapsed.

It's just that the fat man's stomach is still growing How to reduce it?

What happened? You have gained weight. What about losing weight?

I see. Forget it. Where is that fat man? He is still eating.

I remember it all.

You didn't wait. What about losing weight?

I was wrong. My mouth was thirsty. I gave up and collapsed.

It's just that the fat man's stomach is still growing How to reduce it?