1, your 250 temperament has been firmly stuck to your body by 502, one is as natural as fur, and the other is soeasy.
I especially like the teacher's anger. Scold us for a class and then class is over.
3. Taking a bath in summer feels like washing vegetables for mosquitoes.
4. Dormitory is a black hole of time, a grave of willpower and a Petri dish for diaosi. A prodigal son is better than a dead house.
5, only from those words+photos, I found that the girl you love doesn't live as a princess, but she is a princess.
6. Celebrities die young, which is notorious for the Millennium.
7. My name is Zhang Qiling. I am a person with my own background music. I wake up from a tornado every day and face the fashionable hairstyle that changes my vision. However, I am not satisfied, I just want to have an unforgettable love! Go away, you disgusting cultural relic, and go back to the protection bureau! ..... Very good! The man who hit me with a bull's head, you succeeded in attracting my attention. "Post it"
8, know that you are guilty, don't rush to show.
9. It is said that those who can do more work. In fact, people who do more may not be able to do more. If they do more, they will become what you call capable people. In a team, one is always tired and the other is always idle.
10, nowadays, people will be energetic if they put on shiny shoes. Don't show off your fart. When I was three years old, I wore shiny shoes with colorful lights.
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12. After watching so many episodes of Spongebob, I want to talk about the crab boss. He is a crab. How does he make crab-yellow buns?
13, I have no choice, I only have piles of homework to accompany me and sleep with me. Who told me that I was born in China?
14, "I found that children nowadays wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hair style."
15, mermaid, I love you, only you won't cheat!
16, we are at an awkward age, and our children call us uncles and aunts, but we are not convinced.
17, wear school pants for thick legs and read more books for ugly ones.
18, "His future children must be particularly ugly", "What?" And "because his bride is not me"
19, I ate a lot out, but I didn't say I ate out even if I died when I went home to eat!
20. "Don't comment on me casually. You only know my name but not my story. "
2 1, why should I change my hairstyle? They said that I had plastic surgery and put on light makeup, and that I loved to pretend too much.
22. I caught a QQ drift bottle today, and I caught one. And I collapsed! One more bottle.
23. Forgive Xiaotian for being cute, lively and moving, pure and muddy, so don't spit on me, it's dirty, and I'm too lazy to wipe it.
24, you have little wings behind you, talk to people-you flew!
25. "My class is colorful and changing rapidly. At worst, it is a mental hospital."
26. When summer comes, the person who installs air conditioning in our class will marry the head teacher to you ... OK?
27. I am dirty, I am dirty, and I am not pretending to be you.
28. In this era of looking at the face and money and michel platini, I can only look at the sky, the moon and the stars.
Wan Li in the blue sky is like a car in the wind. The temperature comes first, and then the light is in chaos.
30, hot, cold, half asleep and half awake, all feel something is wrong. . .
3 1, "Is selling cute a good word or a bad word?" "Look at the appearance."
32. The easiest thing to kill time in the world is chatting with Xiaoyun. The easiest thing to doze off is to fight with Serena; The most exciting thing is to look at the saliva at the same table in class and create a rainbow in the sky.
33. "I like you." "really! In fact, I like you too! " "I just lost the great adventure of truth ..." "Get out of here ..." "But I chose the truth."
34. I learned sacred knowledge. How to measure it with scores? This is a stain on art!
35. You have been in the Jianghu for so many years, and you have always relied on your face to defend yourself-Sina Weibo of Gu Yi.
36. "I feel ... I opened an incredible door." After a long time, chrysanthemum squeezed out such a sentence in a hoarse voice. On the Gobi Desert in Neimal, grass mud horses enter the migration season. -Wu Rong "This is not rebirth"
37. Can I shoot my silk shoes on your wall? -Mud yolk "When the starting point men wear gold and Jiang Wen"
38. "People don't bother to sweep their eyes. They just go over to Zhan Zhan." You passed, too? "ZhanZhan said," I'm here to deliver food. ""... where is the rice? " "In the bucket." "Where is the bucket? "He looked around." In front of me. ""... "Zhan Zhan looked back casually. -shortbread "Look at the domineering side leakage"
39. "Zhan Zhan has always felt that he is growing rapidly, but the reality always proves that his imagination is" fast ". -shortbread "Look at the domineering side leakage"
40. Behind every Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently, so behind every forbearing arrogance, there is a cheeky rogue attack.
4 1. At this time, there should not be a righteous messenger wearing blue armor, wearing a bamboo dragonfly and holding any door, such as Doraemon, to save him.
42. There are always some idiots who do stupid things and then are regarded as popular by a group of even more idiots.
43. A disease that all directors will get: if you don't drop the chain at a critical time, you will die.
44. It's like watching a dog blood TV series. The hero and heroine will be together soon, and they will get married. Then you think: Ah, there must be a man's number two robbing a man, or a woman's number two robbing a woman (what's the matter! ) But to your surprise, the wedding was held successfully! What is this god development! -and the cloud "was cultivated and at a loss"
45. Friendship is a childhood play when it is played well, and a biography when it is played badly.
46. If anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning.
47. Some people have high IQ and low EQ, such as Schell; Some people have low IQ and high EQ, for example, some people fail the exam but manage a large group of people. Then what do you want with low IQ and low EQ? If you can't study, if you can't work, find a daughter-in-law to run away!
48. I don't know that eating too much is bad for the heart.
49. You can't stop drinking water just because the glass is broken.
50, # Acura Girl # You want to spoil your man, please, I really can't stand it. Oh, by the way, I forgot you don't have a man. So you lack love. Look at your dress sense again. Everyone who looks at you knows that your hometown is poor and you can't afford to buy a house. This is cheap and you are qualified to say. I didn't know you wore a mask, glasses and a hat when you went out. You think you are a star. Even if you go into the mirror naked, no one will see that you have no chest or ass.
5 1, suddenly found that man is a cheap animal, and what he can't get is always the most precious. Dreams, for example, are pure nonsense. Dreams are everyone's dreams. So I prefer the word ideal, rational imagination and a glimmer of hope for realization. Reality+imagination can pave the way for success.
52. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?
Talk about tucao
First of all, congratulate me. The man who once rotted in my heart and once loved to the bone is nothing to me at the moment.
Second, life needs some moments to slow down and calm down. Tell yourself, it's good to be alive.
Third, the first thing is to kiss the sages. He who kisses the sage knows the sage. Since ancient times, you have been virtuous, and you don't want to be virtuous and kiss them, but the person a pawn loves is not virtuous, so you kiss them because you don't know what they are doing and think they are virtuous.
Fourth, you might as well ignore me if you are hot and cold to me. Why do you want to hurt my young heart again and again and then give me hope?
Fifth, life is tired and it is not easy to make money; Prices are soaring, and spending money is like robbery. Friends' friendship, money to maintain, leadership relations, money to engage in, even if you send a blessing, you must rely on money to pass it on! Well, I can't bear to spend a dime. I wish my friends less money and more profits every day!
6. You are from the imperial court. When you see the old man fall, you should help him. If he distorts you, he will sue him. What we fear most is going to court. If we lose, the court will appeal for you!
Seven, many things in the world are not right or wrong. The more people do it, the more right or wrong is divided.
Eight, the Year of the Loong Universiade, one more day in February, what a wonderful thing, April leap in January, nourish the days in January, a few more days in a year, happy as a fairy, send a blessing, happy for the Millennium, I wish you a special day, special January, special year, special you! I wish you happiness!
Nine, this world, things are more complicated than in ancient times, and there are more machines than before; His people take wine as their pulp, run amok, get drunk and rest, trying to exhaust their essence and dissipate their truth; I don't know if I'm full, but I will obey God from time to time and keep my heart fast against the joy of life.
Ten, you have little wings behind you, speak human words-you flew!
Eleven, making money is difficult, spending money is easy. May your money be like a mountain, and you can spend it as you want; May your money be like the sea, if you want to do it, don't do it May you have an indissoluble bond with money from now on!
12. Reality tells lies with real names, and the Internet tells the truth with pseudonyms.
Thirteen, everyone is not born with a good temper. Because you are important, you are excellent, you know?
Fourteen, don't entangle, don't miss, don't be confused, don't recall, the front is too clear, everything will disappear, grasp the only days, enjoy the final happiness, 20xx strikes, please continue your true happiness.
You have never seen my most embarrassing appearance, so don't use your imagination to think that I am doing well.
Sixteen, there is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed and he is jealous of you; You failed and he laughed at you.
Seventeen, if one day, I make you angry. You can hit me, scold me and be mean to me. But don't leave me, okay?
Eighteen, one day, if such a scene is written in Huang Wen, I am afraid it is not a wonderful pen.
If you choose to be near me, please stay with me for a long time.
In the past, capitalists would rather dump milk than give it to the poor, but now real estate agents would rather leave the house empty than give it to the people!
Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.
Twenty-two, when taking a bath in summer, I feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.
Twenty-three, a man must stand up to four things: watching, taking an exam, asking and checking.
Twenty-four, people don't pursue where the tired harm comes from, but only blame the injured. What a silly and unreasonable person.
If you really decide to stay with me, no matter how difficult the process is, please stick to it, no matter how headstrong and presumptuous I am, please understand, no matter how angry I am.
Twenty-six, the truth is like hair, it will only get less and less, not more and more.
Twenty-seven, how many people are angry and don't like to talk, and one person is uncomfortable.
Twenty-eight, my salary has gone up, my wallet is bulging, and my heart is full of joy. Prices have gone up, expenses have gone up, and I am not happy. Earn more, spend more, and leave less. It is difficult to earn money, easy to spend money, and the wallet is flat. Good luck and congratulations on your fortune.
Twenty-nine, God gave me the attribute of eating goods but did not give me the identity of a local tyrant.
30. Why did they say that I had plastic surgery and put on light makeup when I changed my hairstyle, and that I loved to pretend too much?
Thirty-one, in recent years, the integrity of scholar-officials has deteriorated day by day.
There is a complete signature set about Tucao's awesome performance.
There is a complete signature set about Tucao's awesome performance.
1, your 250 temperament has been firmly stuck to your body by 502, one is as natural as fur, and the other is soeasy.
I especially like the teacher's anger. Scold us for a class and then class is over.
3. Taking a bath in summer feels like washing vegetables for mosquitoes.
4. Dormitory is a black hole of time, a grave of willpower and a Petri dish for diaosi. A prodigal son is better than a dead house.
5, only from those words+photos, I found that the girl you love doesn't live as a princess, but she is a princess.
6. Celebrities die young, which is notorious for the Millennium.
7. My name is Zhang Qiling. I am a person with my own background music. I wake up from a tornado every day and face the trend that changes my vision. However, I am not satisfied, I just want to have an unforgettable love! Go away, you disgusting cultural relic, and go back to the protection bureau! Very good! The man who hit me with a bull's head, you succeeded in attracting my attention. post bar
8, know that you are guilty, don't rush to show.
9. It is said that those who can do more work. In fact, people who do more may not be able to do more. If they do more, they will become what you call capable people. In a team, one is always tired and the other is always idle.
10, nowadays, people will be energetic if they put on shiny shoes. Don't show off your fart. When I was three years old, I wore shiny shoes with colorful lights.
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12. After watching so many episodes of Spongebob, I want to talk about the crab boss. He is a crab. How does he make crab-yellow buns?
13, I have no choice, I only have piles of homework to accompany me and sleep with me. Who told me that I was born in China?
14, I found that nowadays children wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hair style.
15, mermaid, I love you, only you won't cheat!
16, we are at an awkward age, and our children call us uncles and aunts, but we are not convinced.
17, wear school pants for thick legs and read more books for ugly ones.
18, his future children must be particularly ugly. Why? Because his bride is not me.
19, I ate a lot out, but I didn't say I ate out even if I died when I went home to eat!
Don't judge me casually. You only know my name, but you don't know my story
2 1, why should I change my hairstyle? They said that I had plastic surgery and put on light makeup, and that I loved to pretend too much.
22. I caught a QQ drift bottle today, and I caught one. And I collapsed! One more bottle.
23. Forgive Xiaotian for being cute, lively and moving, pure and muddy, so don't spit on me, it's dirty, and I'm too lazy to wipe it.
24, you have little wings behind you, talk to people-you flew!
25. My class is colorful and rapidly changing at best, and insane mental hospital at worst.
26. When summer comes, the person who installs air conditioning in our class will marry the head teacher to you ... OK?
27. I am dirty, I am dirty, and I am not pretending to be you.
28. In this era of looking at the face and money and michel platini, I can only look at the sky, the moon and the stars.
Wan Li in the blue sky is like a car in the wind. The temperature comes first, and then the light is in chaos.
30, hot, cold, half asleep and half awake, all feel something is wrong. . .
3 1. Is selling cute a positive word or a negative word? Look at the appearance.
32. The easiest thing to kill time in the world is chatting with Xiaoyun. The easiest thing to doze off is to fight with Serena; The most exciting thing is to look at the saliva at the same table in class and create a rainbow in the sky.
33. I like you Really! Actually, I like you too! I just lost the courage of truth. Leave here, but I chose the truth.
34. I learned sacred knowledge. How to measure it with scores? This is a stain on art!
35. You have been walking in the Jianghu for so many years, and you have always relied on your face to defend yourself. No matter what the difference is, it is "Sina Weibo"
36. Feeling opens an incredible door. After a long time, chrysanthemum squeezed out such a sentence in a hoarse voice. On the Gobi Desert in Neimal, grass mud horses enter the migration season. Fog capacity "This is not rebirth"
37. Can I shoot my silk shoes on your wall? Mud yolk "When the first male wears gold and Jiang Wen"
38. People don't bother to glance at it. They just passed him and took it. Did you pass? Zhan Zhan said, I'm here to deliver food. Where is the meal? Put it in a bucket. He looked around and saw where the bucket was. In front of me. Zhan Zhan turned back innocently. Shortbread "Looking at Domineering Side Leakage"
Zhan Zhan has always felt that he is growing rapidly, but the reality always proves that his imagination is growing rapidly. Shortbread "Looking at Domineering Side Leakage"
40. Behind every Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently, so behind every forbearing arrogance, there is a cheeky rogue attack.
4 1. At this time, there should not be a righteous messenger wearing blue armor, wearing a bamboo dragonfly and holding any door, such as Doraemon, to save him.
42. There are always some idiots who do stupid things and then are regarded as popular by a group of even more idiots.
43. A disease that all directors will get: if you don't drop the chain at a critical time, you will die.
44. It's like watching a dog blood TV series. The hero and heroine will be together soon, and they will get married. Then you think: Ah, there must be a man's number two robbing a man, or a woman's number two robbing a woman (what's the matter! ) But to your surprise, the wedding was held successfully! What is this god development! And the cloud are "cultivated and overwhelmed"
45. Friendship is a childhood play when it is played well, and a biography when it is played badly.
46. If anyone dares to curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning, I will curse him for buying instant noodles with seasoning.
47. Some people have high IQ and low EQ, such as Schell; Some people have low IQ and high EQ, for example, some people fail the exam but manage a large group of people. Then what do you want with low IQ and low EQ? If you can't study, if you can't work, find a daughter-in-law to run away!
48. I don't know that eating too much is bad for the heart.
49. You can't stop drinking water just because the glass is broken.
50, # Acura Girl # You want to spoil your man, please, I really can't stand it. Oh, by the way, I forgot you don't have a man. So you lack love. Look at your dress sense again. Everyone who looks at you knows that your hometown is poor and you can't afford to buy a house. This is cheap and you are qualified to say. I didn't know you wore a mask, glasses and a hat when you went out. You think you are a star. Even if you go into the mirror naked, no one will see that you have no chest or ass.
5 1, suddenly found that man is a cheap animal, and what he can't get is always the most precious. Dreams, for example, are pure nonsense. Dreams are everyone's dreams. So I prefer the word ideal, rational imagination and a glimmer of hope for realization. Reality+imagination can pave the way for success.
52. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?
A vicious verdict
1, vigorous, expected, loss in the shock.
2, the public said that the public is right, and the woman said that the woman is right!
I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.
4. "Is selling cute a positive word or a negative word?" "Look at the appearance."
5, a disease that all directors will get: if you don't drop the chain at a critical time, you will die.
6, you see how happy he is, what kind of cause and effect!
7, the national football team is not sick, it is really terrible to play.
Flattery, like love, does not allow a third party to look on coldly.
9. Relationships that don't aim at marriage are hooligans.
10, in recent years, the moral integrity of literati is getting worse every day.
1 1, you are right, I am right, but a gust of wind blew out the promise.
12, self-esteem, but not narcissism; Confident, but not arrogant.
13, men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.
14, China students learn languages, but in the end they can't listen, speak, write or ask.
15, I love you a thousand times, so I will give you a thousand dollars.
16, people only know the advantages and disadvantages, so they just want to make profits, and everyone will make profits. How many things are involved!
17, when the protagonist can marry 100 daughter-in-law, one can fight 1000 devils. It's that bad!
18, the accountant said to you, "Come and get your salary later, I have no change at the moment."
19, in its place, without words, a gentleman is ashamed of it; A gentleman is ashamed of words but not of deeds.
20. You can't stop drinking water just because the glass is broken.
2 1, in daily life, well-dressed people can't afford it.
22. In Kahlan's blade, he came out of the sand. He bravely walked out of the snow!
23. The IQ of men cheating is second only to Einstein!
24. After the housing reform, I can't afford to live. After the medical reform, I looked down on the disease. After the reform, I have no money to go to school.
25. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
26, back to back, thinking is shrinking; After the exam, my body is shrinking more and more.
27. Where is the beauty? Although it is humiliating, the world cannot be embarrassed; Where is the evil? Although it is high, the world cannot be expensive.
28. One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty. ...
29. When summer comes, we will marry the head teacher and turn on the air conditioner for our class. Okay？
30. The ending of water injection is very embarrassing/,which has not solved the problem of Professor Du's X life at all!
3 1, home star! It has been 400 years! You didn't decorate yours properly either. Plates, gray plates!
32. Later generations are not as good as Confucius Yanzi, but they often lament that officials are not up to standard and they are stupid.
33. Learning to be excellent is to be an official. I used to be a scholar-type official, but now I am an official.
34. People have different opinions. People who are different are selfish. As for the public, it is not.
My father was watching it yesterday. Zhao said to Huo at that time, you bastard! I think I'm going to cry.
36. Wear school pants if your legs are thick, and read more books if you are ugly.
37. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.
38. The finale of "You from the Stars" was spit out: What about rolling sheets?
39. Can I shoot my silk shoes on your wall?
40. Professor Du and Qian ended up without XXOO, and the world would not be good.
4 1, don't be careless about animals that bleed for a week. ...
42. A lazy life is to give up on yourself.
43. Angels and demons tug-of-war with my soul.
44. Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.
45. Students in China learn a language, but in the end they can't listen, speak, write or ask questions.
46, blue sky Wan Li is like a car in the wind, the temperature comes first and then the light is at sixes and sevens.
47. It is not that I am pessimistic about life, but that life makes me unable to be optimistic.
I'm telling you, I only watched half an episode and ran away?
49. It seems that the saliva problem has been overcome, and it is estimated that the gourd baby is not a problem.
50. The days of lovelorn love are not terrible. The terrible thing is the day of lovelorn love ... my period hasn't come yet!
5 1. We will know tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
52. Later writers pursued gorgeous language and gave up practical virtue.
53. In this era of looking at the face and money and michel platini, I can only look at the sky, the moon and the stars.
54. Eat grass and squeeze out acne.
A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.
56. The ideal is full and the reality is very skinny.
57. If you can't bear it, you can bear it again. /
58. Everyone is equal before money and unequal before fate.
59. You have little wings behind you. Speak human words-you flew!
60. Brother is McDull!
6 1, anyone can be vicious, as long as you have tried jealousy.
62. I especially like the teacher's anger. Scold us for a class and then class is over.
63, mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat!
64. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.
65. Don't think you are a gourd doll.
66. The heart of the world stops at the narrowness of knowledge.
67. I don't know that eating too much is bad for the heart.
68. I am a barber ~ convince people by reasoning.
69. Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.
70, hot, cold, half asleep and half awake, everything feels wrong.
7 1, the red apricot does not go out of the wall, resolutely pull it out.
72. I can play the fool, but don't think I'm really stupid.
73. Everyone has at least one dream and one strong reason.
74. It never rains but it pours.
75. There is a wild animal that looks like a man.
76. Truth is like hair, it will only get less and less, not more and more.
77, unjust people, why do you hurt me, think about it!
I'd rather not let others play with me. ...
79, I have three highs, height, high IQ, use BBK!
80. Either you love me or you leave me. Don't bother me.
8 1, the green hills are still there, and there is no firewood.