The biggest regret in life is that you mistakenly insisted on what you shouldn't have insisted on and easily gave up what you shouldn't have given up ... Top2 New morning call-why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die? It is not the distant mountains that make you tired, but a grain of sand in your shoes. TOP4 Sometimes, the greatest comfort in queuing for meals in the canteen is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people waiting behind. TOP5 is against the wind and is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people. I am afraid that I will surrender to TOP6 wine and put it in a bottle like water. When I drink it, my stomach is haunted, my words are careless, my legs are flashing, I get up in the middle of the night to find water to drink, and I regret it in the morning. At noon, one end of the glass is still beautiful. TOP7 If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun … and it is the most famous one in Tianjin … Hehe … TOP8' s mother said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and a person who loves you deeply. TOP9 I asked a friend who has worked in Shenzhen for 20 years, "What are you going to write on the epitaph after you die?" He said: "I solved the housing problem!" " "TOP 10 saw an aunt burning paper that day, muttering: I bought all the funds when I received them ~~ TOP 1 1 The beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying. If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you. Zhuge Liang never led troops before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience? TOP 14 I'm made in China, the factory date is 198 1 year x month x day, the length is 180cm, and the net weight is 67kg. Using artificial intelligence, all parts are complete and the operation is stable. After more than 20 years of operation, it is a reliable product. This product has complete procedures and can be returned indefinitely. Now, due to the development needs, we are looking for like-minded people to develop the second generation products. Interested parties please contact us! TOP 15 killed the panda, and I am a national treasure! I can tolerate a fake figure, a fake face, a fake chest and a fake ass! ! ! But I just can't stand that money is fake! ! ! ! People under TOP 17 will never know how long people on the line have been waiting for her ... Top 18 urgent notice: please prepare a one-inch color photo, a copy of your ID card, a copy of your education and your resume and send it to the National Space Administration. According to reliable sources, in order to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival, you should invite Chang 'e! (Bring your own rabbit) TOP 19 Destiny is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards! TOP20 asks what the world is like, everything has its vanquisher ~ Top 2 1 If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and I will collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full! (The person who said this probably forgot that every month is not 30 days ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~) Top 22 If God wants to make people perish, he must first make people crazy; God wants people to be crazy, first of all, let them buy a house. We walk so fast that our souls can't keep up ... Top 24 Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard, you know? The second brother's meat is now more expensive than the master's (the price of pork has gone up ~ damn it ~~) TOP27 Long ago, lies and truth took a bath by the river. The lies were washed first, and they left in real clothes, but the truth refused to wear lies. Later, in people's eyes, only lies that wear real clothes are hard to accept the naked truth. Being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain. Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life. Tiredness is a kind of enjoyment, which makes us pure and empty. May your life be colorful and happy forever! In Africa, when the gazelle wakes up every morning, it knows that it must run faster than the fastest lion, or it will be eaten. When the lion wakes up every morning, he knows that he must catch up with the slowest gazelle, or he will starve to death. Whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun rises, you'd better start running TOP30. Ren Yingying taught Ling Huchong to play the piano, and later she fell in love with Ling Huchong. Yue Lingshan taught Lin Pingzhi martial arts, and later she fell in love with Lin Pingzhi. The little dragon girl taught Yang Guo martial arts and later fell in love with Yang Guo; The old urchin taught Yinggu martial arts and later fell in love with Yinggu. However, why didn't any female teacher or teaching assistant who taught me fall in love with me? TOP3 1 I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked 19 years too many chefs! (quite suitable for some people ~ haha) TOP32 is not necessarily a prince riding a white horse, he may be Tang Priest; It's not necessarily an angel with wings-my mother says it's a bird that loves a person. When I was dialing the phone, I suddenly didn't know what to say. I just want to hear that familiar voice. What I really want to play is a string in my heart. The top 34 tigers didn't show off. You think I'm Hello Kitty! Xiao Lv is not arrogant. You think I'm Snoopy! Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time to see that TOP36' s mistake about a bottle of 82-year-old mineral water is a temporary regret, and missing it is a permanent regret! When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the whole world couldn't save me ... TOP39 cried when I fell down ~ ~ (It suits me so well ~ ~ ~) Top 40 Part I: Recalling the past, Redmi, pumpkin soup, wife and a bunch of children. Part two: Look now, Bai Mi, bastard. Wife helps TOP4 1 The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it on yourself. TOP42 is a national undertaking, honor is a unit, achievement is a leader, salary is a wife's, and property is a child's. The mistake is that your TOP43 bachelor is a master, followed by a doctor and a postdoctoral fellow. What about the postdoctoral fellow? If you are brave enough, you will be a soldier if you study for two years, a strong man if you study for five years, and a martyr if you study for seven years. What will happen after the martyr? The Ministry of Education will introduce a saint, two years of bronze, five years of silver and seven years of annuity. Girls who are willing to go back to school after graduation have a chance to get Athena! ! ! Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person. TOP45 Today, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying beside the pillow, and there is a will: I struggled all night, and your thick skin made me live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself! Is going to work boring? Flip a coin, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime when you fail. If you throw two pieces, throw them every day! Comrade TOP47: don't speculate in stocks, it's too risky, and tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! I didn't overtake the BMW after all, so I could only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my car chain has fallen off. TOP49 Notice: It's cool in autumn recently. Please take precautions, with a husband hug and a wife hug. Give a thermos bottle if you don't have it for the time being, and a gas tank if you really don't have it (be careful). Please don't hug animals such as chickens and ducks to prevent bird flu. If you should fly to the south, you should change your hairstyle. If it really doesn't work, you can hibernate. TOP50 can also be impulsive, which means that you still have passion for life, and you are always impulsive, which means that you don't understand.