The most humorous confession of refusal, sometimes love is so natural that people have to refuse the confession of some girls, but if it is too straightforward, it will easily hurt girls' fragile hearts. Let's enjoy the most humorous refusal.

The most humorous refusal is 1 1, and the whimsical method: in fact, it is possible for Mars to hit the earth, and it is not impossible for the Milky Way to drown the earth. You can even reach for the moon, what's more, you said you were pursuing me. You don't say! But you have to wait. After all, we are separated by several galaxies. I wonder if we can meet you hundreds of millions of light-years away. You wait, the universe is eternal, just like your waiting, my attitude.

2. Call each other brothers: What? Do you like me? Want to ask me out? Are you mistaken? I am a man! It's been so long, why didn't you ask me and say my gender wrong? You don't care much about me. After being a boy for so many years, I was mistaken for a girl for the first time. Dude, good for you.

3, insincere method: I have never met such a good person like you who loves me. I cherish it and hope to have you for a lifetime. Loving you is as simple as that. In the long life, feelings are getting stronger and stronger, but life is impermanent and unpredictable. Can I get your love and be your sister forever ... this may last longer!

4. Procrastination: I may not have time this week, because I usually go to school at night, exercise after school and go to work during the day. I will go to school next week, too. I will work orally at home, eat and drink during the May Day holiday. Go back to your hometown to eat and drink on National Day, and go to relatives' home to eat and drink during Spring Festival. I want to blow air conditioning at home in summer vacation, sunbathe at home in winter vacation, collect wind in the park in spring, talk to watermelons in summer, write poems in autumn and hibernate all the time in winter. 365 days, you choose, see which day is suitable for you to come to me.

5, false imperial edict law: My mother said that I am actually young, and now my studies are the most important, so I can't focus on other aspects. Dad said that men are basically bad things. They change every year, and they have changed a lot in three years. Grandma said that men should find their duty, take care of their families and make money. Grandpa said a good man should have a sense of responsibility ... so now they control my flow. Do they already know that you are after me?

6, strict family education law: my family has family rules, don't talk to boys within 1 meter, don't talk for more than 5 minutes, don't meet boys, don't go home late for more than 20 minutes, don't dress up for irrelevant men inexplicably. Don't make eye contact with boys for more than 5 seconds, and don't make phone calls with boys for more than 1 minute ... (Of course, this family rule only applies to you. )

7. Out of thin air: My kitten is sick today and didn't have lunch. I'm going to accompany it and chat with it at night. My puppy was very angry yesterday, because I didn't hug it, so I'm going to comfort it tonight. So feed the kitten and hold the puppy at night. By the way, I accidentally stepped on an ant yesterday. I have no time to accompany you tonight. I must pray for ants.

8. Self-attack method: People like me can't tolerate sand in their eyes, because the sand is too small to squeeze in. His mouth is big enough to swallow mountains and rivers, his voice is as thick as a roadside telephone pole, his face is as big as a washbasin, his nose is as flat as a roller, and his ears are big enough to fan the wind. People all over the world are so fat that even my shoes can be used as an aircraft carrier. Do you want to ask me about Jurassic?

9. Bragging without sketching: You are better looking than Pan An, richer than Shi Chong, better than Liu Yong, better than Li Bai's poems, better than Su Shi's writing, and better than Cao Cao's spirit. How can such a perfect man belong to me? I admire you, I admire you, but I really don't deserve you.

10, the main way to avoid the enemy: I have a secret to tell you. In fact, you already know, and I know that I know you best, and your decision is quite correct. Although I have known this for a long time, since you have the courage to confess today, I don't need to keep the secret in my heart. In fact, you are a fool, but I have never made it public.

1 1. Nonsense: Actually, I am really an alien. My family lives in the distant Mars. I want to travel to the earth. I will go back in a few days. Martians need me. Nice to meet people from the earth. I'll call you when I get back to Mars, but is your mobile phone universal?

12, I am very happy to be with you, but I have always regarded you as a friend.

13, you can find someone better than me.

14, let's be friends.

15, I don't think we are suitable to be together, let's be friends!

16, if there is next life, I will definitely marry you!

17, I have always regarded you as my brother.

18. You are like a sister in my heart. I think we'd better be friends.

19, you are a good man. But I'm a bad person, so you'd better stay away from me.

20. I feel that my personality doesn't match yours.

2 1, I am relaxed and comfortable with you, but there is no electricity between us.

22. Sorry, you misunderstood.

23. Thank you for your respect and favor.

24. I'll introduce you to a good girl sometime.

25. I don't want a boyfriend for the time being.

In fact, I wish I could say this to you, but I can't lie anyway.

27. Even if my love is cheap, you don't deserve it.

The most humorous refusal to confess 2 1, do you have money? Don't bother me without money. I don't want money.

2. You embarrassed me. I can't force myself to say the answer I don't want to say.

I am not fit to be a lover. Nonsense, no one will be fit to be your lover.

I am relaxed and comfortable with you, but there is no electricity between us.

In fact, I really want to say this to you, but I can't lie under any circumstances.

Don't worry, we can be friends first. (You can find a boyfriend at this time)

7. You can drive your motorcycle. Riding a motorcycle is very convenient. Poor boy, no car dares to pick me up.

8. My family will not accept you. Leave me alone, I have a man, and no one agrees.

9. You meet the standard of being a friend, but you don't meet the standard of my boyfriend.

10, what I want is a plain and ordinary feeling, and a high-profile plot is not suitable for me.

1 1 But I will remember your gentleness. (lover! Gentleness is useless; You need money.

12, meeting you will always remind me of my childhood happiness. (It feels like an aunt met her brother)

13, I'm not completely sure how I feel, and I don't want to start a relationship in a hurry.

14, feelings can't be forced. I have my own things to do. Forgive me for not agreeing to accompany you.

15, the most ridiculous and shocking: want to associate with me? Oh, let me ask my husband's opinion first!

16, actually, I have never had the courage to accept you. Where did you get the courage to see you almost scared to death? )

17, and I hope you will work harder and don't give up on yourself. One day you will get your own happiness!

18 However, this is too strange, really strange. You ugly bastard, you want to eat swan meat so strangely.

19. It is always embarrassing and uncomfortable to be confessed by people you don't like. So how would you refuse?

I really don't like you. Nothing you say will help. How can you understand what I mean? I just have no feelings for you.

Do you know how obscene you are? I'm really sorry, I can't eat when I see you, so please don't appear in my sight again.

22, hypocrisy: I have never met such a good person like you, love me, I cherish it, and hope to have you for a lifetime. Just love you, in the long life, feelings are getting richer and richer, but life is impermanent and unpredictable. Can I have your family forever?

23, whimsical: In fact, it is possible for Mars to hit the earth, and it is not impossible for the Milky Way to drown the earth. I can't even reach for the moon. What's more, you said you pursued me, why not? But you have to wait. After all, we are separated by several galaxies. I wonder if I could meet you hundreds of millions of light-years ago. Waiting, the universe is eternal, just like your waiting, my attitude.