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Nonsense literary quotations that can't stop laughing
Nonsense that can't stop laughing. A 1。 Every 60 seconds of breathing, 1 minute passes.

2. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Because I am always cold when I speak, everyone calls me, so I should pay attention when I speak.

Compared with the older generation, young people today are really young.

In fact, it is quite easy if you are not tired at work.

When you finish reading this sentence, it's over.

6. If you don't succeed, you should fail.

7. Your mother must be pregnant to give birth to you.

8. Why didn't you reply to my message? Because I didn't send you a message?

9. Your Chinese teacher teaches you Chinese.

10. Three sentences, let men listen to me three sentences.

1 1. The crab was alive before it died.

12. Every 60 seconds of life is wasted, life passes 1 minute.

13. If my head is not bald, I still have a lot of hair.

14. I hope our next meeting is next time.

15. Everything delicious is especially delicious.

16. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

17. As an experienced person, I have come.

18. The study found that when your left face was hit, your right face would not be injured.

19. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

20. I'll just say a few words about this, as long as you understand. In short, this is the situation now. As for the details, everyone can see and have to say a few words. Maybe you don't understand it, but that's what it means. You don't have to guess if you don't know. This kind of thing is more common. I just want to say that I know everything. If I don't know, I won't explain much. After all, it's good to know.

Nonsense that can't stop laughing. Literary quotations 2 2 1. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

22. What you say is irrelevant, not at all.

23. You look sick, as if you haven't recovered.

24. As far as I know, I know nothing about it.

25. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.

26. Before it dies, it should be alive.

27. The last time I saw such a speechless word was the last time.

28. A little progress won't mean no progress at all.

29. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

30. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

3 1. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

I will remember your kindness before I forget it.

33. I have never had a boyfriend about being single.

I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen so many Koreans in any country.

35. We will know tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

36. If you have to get up so late every time, you will get up very late.

Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk every day.

38. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

39. When people can't stretch out, they often can't.

40. Listen to you and study for ten years.

Nonsense that can't stop laughing. Literary quotations 3 4 1. If you are right, you should be right.

42. It's not just nonsense, it's just nonsense.

43. We will know tomorrow.

44. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

45. Is the deceased injured?

46. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

47. I just want to say two words, one is Chinese and the other is Chinese.

48. Persuading people not to buy iPhone 13 will save thousands of dollars, and then taking the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13 is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.

49. There has never been a chain decline in this matter.

50. Ten years is ambiguous, and five years is ambiguous.

5 1. This is the case. It depends on the specific situation.

52. Who would have thought his height 180cm when he stood up?

53. Young people, don't be too young.

54. The greater the capacity, the greater the capacity.

Do you know why you hate tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

56. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life span will be shortened by one minute.

57. I quite agree with your speech, no matter what the content is.

58. You smile as if you were laughing.

59. There is such a bright light at the foot of my bed. It may be moonlight.

60. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

A homophonic joke that can't stop laughing.

Humorous jokes that can't stop laughing (I) 1. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a want want quilt as soon as it is hot!

It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

I am steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

5. Get off the road, Kay, Dad, get into the tower, get off the tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

6. Lu Su: "You are drunk, if you drink any more, you will die." Zhou Yu: "I'm not drunk." Lu Su: "Go ahead, viceroy." Zhou Yu: DuDu DuDu

7. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

8. Which animal is the fiercest? A: It's an orangutan, because it knocks hard.

What did you eat today? I didn't eat duck. I ate hot and sour bamboo shoots.

10. "Why do you often get dizzy when riding?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."

1 1. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

12. If you have a stomachache in the middle of the night, just discuss it with your stomach. Me: Stomach, can it stop hurting? Stomach: My name is Chu Xun Yu, not stomach.

13. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat.

14. I asked my friends in Chengdu why they love to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said, because if they wear it for a long time, it will guarantee zero.

15. When I open my eyes, it will be bright, and when I close my eyes, it will be dark. Can I also be a refrigerator?

16. The giraffe said, "My giraffe!"

17. embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: what do beautiful women eat?

18. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you very much.

19. Liu Genghong can talk cross talk when he is fat. It turns out that he has become a Tanai.

20. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

Humorous jokes of homophonic stalks that can't stop laughing (part two) 2 1. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish, Zhen Xuan?

22. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.

23. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura.

24. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

25. Before he died, Gong Yu said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

26. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."

27. It's 36 degrees hot today. I went to buy two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

28. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

29. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

30. One day, the elk got lost. He called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost!"

3 1. The rabbit planted a fruit tree in spring, and muttered to himself when he went to see it in autumn, but it didn't bear fruit.

32. Don't even coax me. Who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

33. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear carefully and said, "I did."

34. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.

35. 100 yuan, after the operation, became a 40 yuan, perhaps this is a 40% discount operation.

36. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant complained that it was the queen ant. We didn't have a queen, and then we cried loudly. We really don't have a queen ant.

37. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because it is often said that you are so thin.

38. A cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

39. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

40. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

Humorous jokes that can't stop laughing (3) 4 1. The doctor prescribed medicine for me, and I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.

42. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the land father-in-law, "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

43. Yang was poisoned and Ouyang Feng detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl, "Although I just kept itching, the little dragon girl was blinded." Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

44. "Go and find out where the undercover's hometown is!" "The undercover family is in the northeast, by the Songhua River."

45. Cats will be bitten by cats, but dogs won't, because it's okay to suck Wang.

46. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet baked sweet potato.

47. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

48. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

49. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

50. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

5 1. Good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

52. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "Baby, what hairstyle do you want to wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"

53. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

54. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.

55. Others find buzzing annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I'll tickle you!

56. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't go, don't go, don't go. Did you hear that? Please don't go.

57. One day, an ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "with a smile or … very silent."

58. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

59. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, nor can we let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

60. If you don't love me, what do you love? Einstein?

Humorous jokes (Chapter 4) 6 1. Self-introduction: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal urination and defecation, able to breathe spontaneously, eat three meals a day, and use smart phones. I have a bright future.

62. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We should fight hard.

63. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

64. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

66. When I went to the hospital to prescribe medicine, the doctor told me that I should not take more of this medicine. I was wondering why there was a sound in my ear when I suddenly fell down! So this medicine is a loud pill!

67. Learning to drive, the coach gave me a Japanese name: Panasonic Sandcar.

68. On the way home, someone sells spices. I bought a bag for cooking. After eating, my eyes filled with tears. It turns out that this is "expected."

69. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

70. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

7 1. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

72. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yeah, why did you give up?

73. I have to rely on threats for everything a good-looking and attractive girl can do.

74. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.

75. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.

76. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

77. Look at this. I have two erasers You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).

78. A sheep migrates.

79. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

80. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

A homophonic joke that can't stop laughing

I couldn't stop laughing. I bought a skirt today. It's very comfortable for me. It's very comfortable for me. Did you hear that? It's always there.

2. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."

3. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

4. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

5. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?

6. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said sadly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

7. What about being tall? Don't you want to bend down and talk to me when you meet me?

8. I am a little sheep. I had my hair cut today. I lost my wool.

Xiao Ming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "laryngitis" and his throat said "hi"

10. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me.

1 1. Yang poisoning, Ouyang Feng detoxification. He said to the little dragon girl, don't look at me, but the little dragon girl was blinded: green ... grass has become more fragrant to me?

12. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.

13. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

14. I asked my mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

15. You don't even look for me in love, so what are you talking about? Tell me about crow's feet.

16. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, and we can't let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "

17. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they thought about it, it turned out that they liked mud.

18. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

19. Do you like the style of a lady or my epilepsy?

20. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, he will ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

I couldn't stop laughing. I have a piece of glass. A little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

22. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

23. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?

24. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

25. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

26. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because a novice is easy to stand (post station)

27. Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring. When she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.

28. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube balls.

29. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because it is often said that you are so thin.

30. A good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

3 1. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he is angry.

32. You don't like it, and neither do I. Who should I send the selfie to?

I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

34. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Are all the girls on Android phones stuck laughing?

35. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

36. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

37. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.

38. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

39. Mother sparrow combed her hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The little sparrow said, choo choo

40. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't be a berry, you can't be a berry. Did you hear that? No, you can't.

I couldn't stop laughing. Part III 4 1. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.

42. The ducklings line up for their mother. A duckling wants to align with the duck in front, but it can't. The duckling says in a hurry, sorry for not aligning with the duck, not aligning with the duck.

43. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

44. What 44.Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

45. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay, go to Huang Ting to pick it up.

46. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

47. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

48. What are you going to do even if I don't ask you out?

49. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

50. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

5 1. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

52. I understand a truth. If people are ugly, they should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty.

53. You stayed up all night. What are you doing up late, Ollie?

54. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

55. Why do houses with many evil spirits in horror movies have pianos? Because "there are several demons in the piano."

56. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

57. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and named Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

58. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

59. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

60. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

2022 directly looks at 60 excerpts from endless nonsense literary sentences.

2022 look straight at endless nonsense literary sentences 1. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada wings.

2. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who don't.

As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How much does it weigh? As heavy as Mount Tai.

The research found that when your left face was hit, your right face won't be hurt.

Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada wings.

The last time I heard you talk like that was the last time.

7. Those who haven't slept must wake up.

I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

9. You didn't lose your mobile phone before.

10. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.

1 1. This is my father and I am his son.

12. Just like listening to you.

13. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you will not be able to sleep.

14. The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave is pushed by the back wave.

15. Who would have thought that this boy 10 was only 5 years old five years ago?

16. The last time I saw this sentence was the last time.

17. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

18. The day after tomorrow, we will know about tomorrow.

19. I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

20. If he is not ugly, he should look good.

As we all know, cicadas have very thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

22. You wasted as much time as you read these words.

23. I am extremely angry!

24. Listen to you and study for ten years.

The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.

26. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

27. Tomorrow's weather forecast will know tomorrow's weather.

28. There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, and the other is jujube.

29. I'm just a little fat, otherwise I'm thin.

30. You look as if you are eating.

3 1. I quite agree with your speech, no matter what the content is.

32. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

33. You are alive but not dead.

34. unsuccessful! That's a failure!

After careful observation, I found that the day I was born turned out to be my birthday.

36. The smarter people are, the smarter their brains are.

About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.

If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

39. You look good if you are not ugly.

40.99% people don't know the correct skin care order, and only 1% people know the correct skin care order.

2022 look directly at the endless nonsense literary sentence 3 4 1. Everyone knows you are beautiful, and everyone knows you are not ugly.

42. I will always remember it until I forget it.

43. Do you know? People will not be hungry when they are dead.

44. Those who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.

45. Not found before. You find it, you find it.

46. In fact, when it is not annoying, it can still be pleasing.

47. Your Chinese teacher teaches you Chinese.

48. The last time I saw such a speech was the last time.

49. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

5 1. As we all know, swallows are very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

52. Lost a minute in the past 60 seconds.

53. Despicability is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.

I was shocked when I first went to country X. I have never seen so many people in any country.

55. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.

56. Is the deceased injured?

57. I will live to death.

58. You are really beautiful, especially with your eyes. One * * * does not exceed two.

59. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

60. There is love in heaven, and the right path on earth is the right path.