2. Obama, do you remember Little Bin Laden by Daming Lake?

Behind a failed woman, there is always an eventful man.

You look serious as if you can really understand people!

You are so charming that you attract countless blind people to compete.

Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

7. If you use honey trap, I will cooperate with you.

8, the flowers of the motherland, open one and I step on one.

9. If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

10, I think the earth is so dangerous and I miss Mars.

1 1. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

12, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

13, I don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better change careers and be my wife!

14. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

15, it took me a long time to buy a mobile phone, and I realized that my words were so valuable.

16, learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

17, Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

18. Old people can't kill children, women and men.

19. If cutting your hair means cutting your memory, can you lose your memory by cutting your hair?

20. How are you getting along now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

2 1, where there is no cow dung in the end of the world, why unrequited love for a lump of shit.

22. Man is iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in his bones.

23. Some people are so tender that water comes out when they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

24. After which famous family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

25. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

You say you are my friend, but in fact, I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

27, fart quickly, the heart is not good. No farting, exercise.

28. I am a thin man. I can count my ribs when I am sad!

29. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

30. There are no women who can't marry men, only men who can't marry women.

3 1, does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.

32. The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

33. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.

I don't know much about Wu Bai, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

35. You have a good personality, but your short personality is still so bad.

Three years of pain, seven years of itching, but how can we achieve painless?

1, time is like a river, the left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, and the middle flows quickly, which is a touch of youthful sadness.

2, thousands of thoughts, frozen in the air. Raise the wind to blow to you, with my blessing, I don't care about loneliness, I am satisfied with your happiness, and thinking of you is my happiness!

3. If missing becomes your trouble and greeting becomes your burden, I don't know how to express my sadness; If you don't care about me anymore and don't recall in your spare time, I don't know where to go.

I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just for one day, you can walk by me and see my weather-beaten face.

5. I know this is a mistake, but the indifferent expression always passes quietly; I know I should put away this loss, but the most concerned worries have flooded into my heart.

6. There is a kind of tears that are hard to give up, a kind of eyes that are unforgettable, a kind of family affection that is heartbreaking, and a kind of concern that lingers under the moon.

7. The world is big, and my eyes are on you; The world is small, and I only have eyes for you. The world is wonderful, let me know you; The world is too bad for me to hug you. The world is wonderful, seeing you every day; The world is helpless and misses you every day!

8. Missing is like a fire, burning a cold and lonely heart! The torch of missing burns in the inner world, calling out dance; However, the missing with injury is to taste the ups and downs of love!

9. In my mind, I have asked Hongyan about the moon and spring breeze countless times. I hope Hongyan will bring my attachment to you. May the bright moon bring you my greetings; May the spring breeze convey my regards to you!

10, although I know that acacia in the distance is very bitter, I still choose acacia; Although I know that the meeting in my dream is very short, I still choose to dream; Although I know it hurts to wait for you, I still choose to wait forever.

1 1. As time goes on, my thinking becomes deeper and deeper. I really want to find a quiet night or a sunny morning to tell you a lot of melancholy and loneliness.

12, at night, facing the lonely lamp, I fell into an unspeakable yearning. When I really can't get rid of it, I wander on the beach and grass where we walk, calling you to the stars and the moon!

13, lying in the dormitory, panicked; Walking in the street, my heart is full of sadness; Walking in the shopping mall, my heart is cold; When I think of my hometown, my heart is sad; Never forget where you are!

14, lovesickness is picturesque and lifelike, tastes as bitter and sweet as coffee and honey, and the color is like the combination of light tea and a long-cherished glass of red wine!

15, I miss you, even in the dense fog, your face is so abrupt and clear. If I had known this, why did I choose to leave? Leaving is a beautiful mistake, gorgeous, distressing and heartbreaking. In a trance, everything is broken, even you are scattered all over the floor, so there is only a heavy sigh.

16, a persistent exchange for a naive, lost in confused thoughts. The soul leaving the body wandered in the dark, looking for the embodiment of that dream.

17, reminiscing about the soul of the past in the inner world, looking for the heartbeat of the past, and vividly showing the past in front of my thoughts! Missing is the most charming color, such as colorful flowers in full bloom! Instantly brilliant!

18, I miss you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour, and every second of the minute.

19, these days, I really know what it means to fall in love, that yearning, that longing, that confusion, that anxiety, how fascinating and how tormenting.

20. This kind of waiting is also a sweet burden. Missing you has long been an indispensable habit in life.

2 1. How have you been recently? Struggle and miss, all afraid of you hearing, how to hide, madly love you, a gentle heartbeat sleeping alone in the dark, thinking of you, is my eternal language!

22. Love can last as long as possible. This has at least two advantages: first, enjoy the pleasure of love for as long as possible, and the feeling of marriage and love is very different. Second, the longer you get along with each other, the more you can test whether you are sincere or not, and the more you can see whether your personality is compatible. In this way, the feelings after marriage will be much stronger.

23, men are not bad, women do not love, this bad does not mean that the heart is vicious, selfish, ruthless. Of glib words, sweet words. Generally, a good man thinks that saying sweet nothings is a frivolous expression, so he doesn't want to do it. It's wrong to say that to others, but be glib with your wife. Why can't you be a man with a good heart and a smooth mouth?

24. I learned to be brave when I was afraid of being alone; When I was bored, no one asked, so I learned to endure. When you are tired, there is no one to rely on and you learn to stand on your own feet. Learn to be patient, persistent and strong when you are sick and injured. Even if a person is sad, don't beg for mercy. Get cheap, catch cheap. This society doesn't believe in tears.

25. When holding hands, I believe that spring is near and happiness is not far away. When I put it down, I believe that spring has come and the flowering period is very short. Love, sometimes just a flower in a season, leaves a lingering fragrance that withers before we can appreciate it.

26. In life, people keep leaving or entering. So, what you see, what you can't see; Remember, forget. In life, there are gains and losses, so the invisible is seen; Forgot, remember. However, does the invisible mean existence? Remember, will it never disappear?

27. The sky and the sea are in love, but they can't hold hands and they can't let their love continue. The sky cries and tears fall on the sea. Even if punished, the sky will send its soul into the sea. Since then, the sea has been bluer than the sky.

28. I have dreamed of you more than a hundred times, and your figure will come into my dream almost every night. Now, we live far apart, and I miss you more than ever. I can only ask God to be patient and not push our reunion too far.

29. I am waiting for someone who can end my loneliness; Someone who can accompany me to listen to all the sad love songs without making me want to cry; I can find out a hundred shortcomings of a person and still insist on love; A person who will say to me: we have a pit to jump in together, a person who has tasted hardships together and lives together for a lifetime; Actually, I've been waiting for you. You really don't know?

Talk about the seven-year itch

Love and reason are two different things.

2. Love always goes through a process full of holes, and then it becomes indifferent.

Don't always say I love you. Not everyone likes to hear that I love you.

The sign of maturity is not that you can tell the truth, but that you begin to understand the little things around you.

When love has become a habit in life, it seems impossible to change this habit without harming all other aspects of life at the same time.

6. Good love makes you see the whole world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

7. People who spend time with you love you.

8. Nothing is impossible for true love.

9. No happiness is not dangerous, no security is not boring. Coffee is bad for the stomach, smoking is bad for the lungs, and love is bad for the heart. But we can't give it up.

10. Actually, I thought I wouldn't part with you. I'm afraid you can't stand my strange temper.

1 1. People's eyes have 576 million pixels, but they can't understand people's hearts after all.

12. If you feel bored, leave. Don't put up with it any longer.

13. Like a moth pouncing on a wildfire, this love is doomed to destroy her.

14. lovelorn is not the most painful, the most painful thing is that after sweet love, sad forgetting is the most tormenting.

15. The cruelest thing in the world is not that you haven't met the person you love, but that the person you love doesn't love you.

16. The so-called love is the best. You are in my hands, I have it, I am in your hands, I have everything, you live in my heart, I am most comfortable, I live in your heart, I am at ease.

17. The oath I said to you was terminated by us. Still thrown into the storm of time.

18. I'm tired but I don't know where I'm tired. I really want to talk, but I can't speak.

19. The biggest rain I've ever been caught was that you didn't look back in the hot sun.

20. I learned to swallow a long paragraph and all my emotions, and express all my thoughts with a "hmm".

2 1. I also began to believe that no one in this world can give anyone tomorrow.

I don't want to lose any emotional control because of anyone.

I thought I had to be good enough to meet you, but I was the best when I met you.

24. I thought I could impress a person as long as I really liked it.

25. hypocrite, don't say sorry to me. I can't afford it. Getting out is the best apology.

26. Hugging is the closest way, because heart and heart are together.

27. Sometimes love is intoxicating. But sometimes it can be heartbreaking.

28. It turned out that I was always the one who held love too tightly, and I was right. Otherwise, how could it be that I hurt?

29. I care more about people who care about me. People who don't care about me, why should you let me continue to care?

As long as I forget you, I don't have to care about my feelings and love with peace of mind.

3 1. Only love can make marriage sacred, and only a marriage that is sacred by love is a real marriage.

32. How do you warm others from cool thin?

Tired? Tired is right, comfort is reserved for the dead.

1, don't be afraid, there will always be a blind person who has a crush on you, you have to wait! ! Do wait!

2. I saw a passage: "Follow flies to find toilets, bees to find flowers, millions to earn millions, beggars to beg, live fish go upstream, and dead fish go with the flow. Tired? Tiredness is right, comfort is reserved for the dead! "

Eat well, sleep well, earn money and spend money well. Don't be angry with people who don't deserve it, and don't lose sleep over things that don't deserve it. Since you are alive, live well and live for yourself every minute. Try to be a happy person so that others will be happy when they see you.

4, finally understand why I don't like people, but I am not hypocritical enough, my mouth is not sweet, I won't talk nonsense with my eyes open, and I slowly find that my heart is not as good as my mouth, because my heart is always better than my mouth. Nowadays, society and people like falsehood, but they don't like truth. Say what you will do rather than pretend what you will say!

When you become more and more beautiful, people will naturally pay attention to you. When you become more and more capable, people will naturally look at you with new eyes. Change yourself, you will have confidence, and your dream will come true slowly. Be the best you can be, laziness can destroy a person, and diligence can inspire a person! Don't wait until the sun goes down to say to yourself, think about the beginning, if, if, and so on! Not for others, just to be a person who even envies himself.

When you want to talk to someone, you find that there are some things you can't tell others, some things you don't have to tell others, some things you can't tell others at all, and some things you will regret immediately even if you tell others. Then the best way is to calm down, and only oneself can really calm down.