Piece copy (selected 95 sentences) 1. Short people don't like Jay Chou, because his first sentence is always: Ouch! 2. Whether you wear it or not, the long trousers are there, neither fat nor thin. It's not your fault that you're stupid, it's your fault that you're in the water. No matter how handsome you are, in my eyes, you are just a dog's tail grass 5. "Do you want to be a warm man?" "Yes" and "Put on long pants first." It is God's business to forgive you. My task is to send you to see God. 7. I was bitten by mosquitoes all night last night and found that I lost weight the next day. 8. When you choose to turn around, don't imagine that I will stay, because you don't deserve it! 9. I was sad for several days to see you smile; I am very happy to see you cry for several years! 10. I said I could forget, just like a meteor across the sky, leaving no trace. 1 1. If the teacher didn't tell me not to litter, I would throw you out. 12. swallowing is obviously a wolf and a tiger, and swallowing. 13. The left eye jumps for money and the right eye jumps for disaster. Does that mean I'm going to fall into a big hole full of money? Congratulations. You have a bright future. 15. Seeing the green hills is even more pleasing. It is expected to collapse at the sight of Qingshan! 16. After breaking up, I will still miss you in Tomb-Sweeping Day every year. 17. Maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane. 18. What are you arrogant about? Afraid that the devil is understaffed, right? 19. No matter how beautiful the oath is, it is not worth saying that I will always be there, fool. 20. Every time I pay the phone bill, I realize that my words are worth thousands of dollars. 2 1. To live is to watch others die, and then let others watch themselves die. 22. After drinking Youlemei milk tea so many times, I didn't see Jay Chou ask me who I was. 23. My rival in love fell into the water, so we had to pee. 24. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet. 25. Every woman can only be a girl for two years, but every man can, uncle, for a long time. 26. Don't think of yourself as a superman. I'm afraid your underwear will show. 27. Don't be afraid to write a paper next semester! Writing a book: ten thousand words are omitted here. 28. I was sad for several days when I saw your smile; I am very happy to see you cry for several years! 29. I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation. 30. There were records of aliens in ancient times, because Zhang Er and monks were puzzled by it. 3 1. To live is to watch others die, and then let others watch themselves die. 32. Swallows, obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows. 33. You have no talent or virtue? Congratulations. You have a bright future. 34. I really wanted to take a break and ask for leave, but I didn't approve it, which shows that you are not a useless person. Although I can't save the world, I can endanger the whole life. 36. I said I could forget, just like a meteor across the sky, leaving no trace. 37. "Do you want to be a warm man?" "Yes" and "Put on long pants first" 38. I was bitten by mosquitoes all night last night, and I found that I lost weight the next day. 39. What are you arrogant about? Afraid the japs are understaffed? 40. No matter how beautiful the oath is, it is not worth saying that I will always be there, fool. 4 1. Others are casting pearls before swine, and you are even better. You blew the cow to the sky. 42. I have decided to start an Internet company when I grow up. What's my name? Cover your ears? , more thunder. 43. Someone made you relax. Someone put you in bed. 44. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a wild boar the other day and thought it was beautiful. 45. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads. 46. If you realize that you are not that important to others, you will be much happier. 47. I have a little mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it. 48. I envy those who can be with the people I like. Unlike me, I have long been surrounded by people who like me. 49. It occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus! 50. Don't expect to lose weight, Bajie has walked a hundred and eight thousand miles and hasn't lost weight yet. Besides, he is a vegetarian. 5 1. Bald donkey, dare to challenge the original class teacher! 52. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. At that time, I was crazy. Another bottle! 53. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse! 54. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand. 55. Sometimes, I ignore you to make you pay attention to my existence. 56. Am I your favorite person? Why don't you talk? 57. Do you believe that someone will seriously look at every status of you, including every reply below, but don't say a word? 58. What's the use of love? Otherwise you won't be lonely. 59. You say you love me, so what do you say you love me? You say you love each other, then I'll give you a hair and get out! 60. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right. If being right equals not having you, I am willing to miss my life. 6 1. Everyone! Today is the 10 anniversary of my wife's 30th birthday! 62. Similar scenery, similar people, but never see you again. 63. Heroes don't ask the source, and dry rice doesn't ask the tonnage. 64. Keep shouting to lose weight and eat. I think you are the same. 65. What did I do in my last life? I have to be notified of my holiday three times in a row. If I die, please don't be sad for me. Collect seven dragon balls to save me. 67. Break up, don't ask why, make a sound and press it into a video. 68. Research shows that the more birthdays people have, the longer they live. 69. If you can't keep the peak, lock the eight-point tree of wisdom. 70. You and summer are close to me, and sea salt ice cream is not as attractive as you. 7 1. Age has never been our bondage, but money is. 72. There is hair everywhere except the head. 73. Some people love each other, some people watch the sea, and some people lose eight games in a row. 74. If a person is used to madness, he is like a mental derangement when he is serious. 75. Don't cry for your feelings, just stay awake for a dry night. 76. Some people make masks that look much better than real people. 77. As soon as you get married, you know how hard life is. 78. Some homework, as long as you calm down and do it, will definitely fall asleep. 79. My parents are always worried about my spending money recklessly, but they are not worried about whether I have money to spend. 80. If you have no money in the future, please borrow it from me first. I don't want to be the last person to let you down! 8 1. Dry rice, dry rice, Brother Meng ate it. 82. At this age, the only thing I can afford but can't put down is chopsticks. 83. At that time, I was still young and liked to pretend to be a writer. Now I'm fine. I only like money. 84. What looks good is the head portrait, and what looks ugly is funny. 85. Can a round face blame me? Can you blame me for the delicious food? 86. Getting up too early makes my brain blank, which is really a headache. 87. Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, but in fact I am too lazy to cramp. 88. I was just thinking, aren't you doing anything? 89. Close your eyes, the world has nothing to do with me. 90. Don't flush your stomach if you have the ability to gain weight. 9 1. As long as people are dreaming, their heads will not be empty! 92. If you have no money to spend, ask the rich woman for alimony. 93. If one day, I can't get married, please bury me in if you are the one! 94. No one knows whether you are well or not, but everyone knows when you have gained weight. 95. I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.