But will Chuanma choose? Go to sleep first ~
Text/Editor: Hua Niu | Cover: I feel that Chuanma is as cool as a chartered girl.
Sichuan mother pit baby scene
No, let me laugh for a while, hahaha.
It's not a joke, it's true.
1985 years later, my mother Mary was from Luzhou, Sichuan. Mary's son got otitis media when he was five years old.
That night, my son complained of earache. I told his father to go to bed first and go to the hospital tomorrow. Later, in the middle of the night, my son knocked on the door covering his ears and said to us? Mom and Dad, please take me to the hospital. This kind of pain is really unbearable.
Mary and her wife just got up and immediately took the children to the hospital. The doctor was shocked on the spot and said that the child can really bear it! (otitis media is very painful)
Now that I think about it, I was really sorry for my son. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Mary apologized to her son and covered her mouth with a smile?
Do you think it's amazing that the child continues to sleep when he is ill? No, no, no, in Sichuan, you can even see mother playing mahjong while nursing.
Of course, such a picture is only the standard of Sichuan mothers, and there are more things:
I once visited a friend in Sichuan who lived in Beijing and was pregnant for seven months. After dinner, she actually lit a cigarette and started smoking. I asked in surprise. Don't you quit smoking when you are pregnant? ! ?
Hey, it doesn't matter if he's my son. What's the difference between smoking now and going out to smoke smog?
It was winter, and the smog in Beijing was fierce. I was speechless by her rhetorical question. Later, she gave birth to a child. Hey, she's alive and healthy.
However, smoking during pregnancy is still unacceptable in the eyes of normal mothers (novice mothers should not imitate).
Although the children have suffered, they can't help laughing every time they hear or see a similar incident of Sichuan mother pit baby.
In fact, people who know Sichuan mothers, a secondary two group, know that they are not nervous about their children.
It's that they have the natural cheerful spirit of Sichuanese. When things happen, they don't think badly of the situation at once, but look at everything with an optimistic attitude.
In their eyes, letting nature take its course is not an idiom to comfort themselves, but a life rule that is strictly enforced.
Therefore, even if the child is sick, he can eat well and sleep soundly. It is not surprising that Sichuan mothers smoke during pregnancy.
Face the difficulties of life with a fake smile?
Humor is Chuanma's superpower.
Many people think humor and optimism are the same thing, but they are not.
Optimism is an attitude, and humor is an ability.
It happens that these two things are on Chuan Ma, and this? Strong alliance? Let Sichuan mothers have magical abilities and make the ordinary process relaxed and happy.
Yang Di, the host from Sichuan, may be more appropriate to call him a funny artist. In the program, he always talked about his mother, which made everyone laugh:
When I was a child, I quarreled with others, and someone ran to tell my mother. As a result, my mother continued to play mahjong without changing her face and beating her heart. It doesn't matter, he must lose (he won't lose), Hong Zhong! ?
When I was a child, mangoes were particularly expensive in our small county during the Spring Festival. My mother bought one, which is very soft. After she peeled it off, her hands were covered with mangoes. Imagine this scene. As a result, my mother made the whole family lick their hands! ?
Once I went to school in the morning, I packed my bags and told my mother to leave. Ha, I don't need to send it, just my mother? I really didn't. I fell asleep as soon as I turned around. ?
Yang Di told the story that her mother let the whole family lick the mango juice on her hand at the Mars Intelligence Agency, which made the audience laugh!
After reading it, netizens shouted and finally knew where Yang Di's funny talent came from!
Some media commented on Yang Di. Ugly but confident? And this kind of self-confidence that does not match the appearance is given to him by the same humorous Sichuan mother.
An older generation like Yang Di's mother? Funny god? It is very common in Sichuan, and the super power of humor is also passed on to the younger generation through them.
A friend of Sichuan Luzhou, Amon, was born in 1990. She gave her son a present a year ago. I went back to see her some time ago and stayed at her house for one night. Waiting for her to put the child to bed at night, the child didn't sleep for a long time. She only listens to what she says seriously about her children:
You have been criticizing children for eight months, and you still don't know how to understand your mother.
On the verge of exhaustion and paralysis, life was lit up by her words.
Another friend took his 3-year-old daughter out to eat food stalls. There were mosquitoes outside in summer, and my daughter was killed, so I complained to my mother. Mom, did the mosquito bite me? The friend glanced at his daughter and replied, then bite back.
3-year-old daughter looks awkward? Ha ha ha ha!
In fact, whether it's my friend, Yang Di's mother, or thousands of Sichuan mothers in Qian Qian outside the story, everyone's life has their own hardships, and it's not smooth sailing.
Being a mother is full of hardships, but for Sichuan mothers, everything is negotiable, whether to face it with a smile or cry. Most Sichuan mothers will choose the former.
Face the difficulties of life with a fake smile! ?
It's fitting to use this lyric in Uncle Jonathan Lee's The Hill to describe the humorous characteristics of Chuanma.
Smart, diligent and neat
About strength, we know nothing about Chuanma.
Sichuanese, especially Sichuanese girls, are smart and diligent, and people all over the country know that.
For example, the well-known Sichuan actresses, Nana and Stephy, are all? Diligent Sichuan girl? The representative of.
When a Sichuan girl becomes a Sichuan mother, will these qualities be? Double cleverness, double diligence, double agility and double competence!
In the variety show "Wife's Romantic Travel", Nana gained 150 kilograms after giving birth to twins.
As we all know, it is difficult for novice mothers who have just experienced the hard production process to lose weight after childbirth.
But queer girl Na Jie sent such a Weibo after giving birth:
Three months after the retreat, Nana sent another Weibo:
Nothing is cooler than this! Outsiders look at the vest line and wonder how much sweat and perseverance Nana has secretly shed!
Nana works so hard, not only because she is a female star, but also because she is a Sichuan girl who is used to diligence. Now, she is a doubly diligent Sichuan mother!
Not only in Nana, the so-called masters are all in the folk, and so are the Sichuan mothers who are distributed around us.
My friend Xiao C is from Chengdu. She got married in Beijing. 20 16 After giving birth to the baby, she quit her job and took care of the baby herself. Because she spent more time taking care of the baby, she taught herself Japanese, and now she has passed Japanese N4!
After learning Japanese, I felt that I still had plenty of time, so I made my own cakes and desserts and sold them in my circle of friends. I watched her sell her first cake. So far she has opened a very, very good dessert shop!
The problem is, after doing so much, this Sichuan mother actually took time to practice vest line and peach hip.
You may think that such mothers are a minority after all, but when you come into contact with enough Sichuan mothers, you will find that the diligence of this group is really far beyond the average person!
Among the Sichuan mothers I know, some people will take care of their babies while going to work, and at the same time, they will conveniently open dance classes, so life is full of flavor;
Some people will sell insurance while taking a baby, with a monthly income of 50,000 to 60,000;
Some people are rich, but after giving birth, they don't hire a nanny, don't ask for a new moon, don't bother their parents, and do everything themselves.
The way they struggle is really beautiful!
Of course, not all Sichuan mothers are like the above, and excellent qualities such as humor and diligence are not exclusive to Sichuan mothers.
In the world we live in, no matter which country, province or city, there are too many equally excellent mothers.
From these mothers, we can see a completely different parent-child relationship? Parents and children are relaxed, humorous and independent?
There are too many parent-child relationships now. For example, in daily life, parents will be nervous about their children bit by bit. For example, parents have reported too many cram schools to their children, urging them to work too hard.
However, too tense parent-child relationship will make our life less fun, and these fun is the spice of our life.
Life without spices is like a flower without soil. Even if it is short-lived, it will eventually wither tasteless.
Maybe we can be like? Sichuan mother? Same, having a baby with a smirk. Face the difficulties of life with a fake smile? Let life be full of happy nutrients all the time!