In study, work or life, everyone will inevitably come into contact with and use quotations. Quotations refer to the records or excerpts of a person's speech. In fact, many friends are not sure what kind of quotations are good. The following are my witty and ingenious classic reply quotations, welcome to share.
1, Landlord: How did I like my wife in the first place? She has no figure, no money and no brain!
If she had everything, would she still have a crush on you?
2. Landlord: I went to eat roast duck rice yesterday. A father and daughter sat at the next table. Girls are visually high school. As soon as the roast duck rice was served, uncle kept putting his roast duck on his daughter's plate, saying, eat more! What a good father China is!
Uncle went on to say: eat more, eat a big fat man, and you can study hard without anyone chasing you!
Landlord: What's the difference between going to school and going to work?
When I saw my senior in college, I felt that everyone wanted such an old woman. Now I'm working, and I see the newly assigned female college students. I depend, how can there be such a pink girl.
4. Landlord: The biggest shortcoming in my life is that I like black when I have nothing to do, otherwise my mouth itches.
Reply: I think the yellow race is also quite good!
5. Landlord: Bang! Sometimes, why do women scream?
Reply: Add state, acceleration and attack to men.
6. Landlord: Why do girls like to wear low-cut clothes by bus?
Reply: Because of this, someone gave her a seat …
7. Landlord: What is the level of English after CET-4?
Answer: Skillfully use high-frequency words such as yes, no and yes.
8. Landlord: Slowly, we understand that love may not be born for a long time, but it will certainly meet people's hearts.
Reply: Then don't stay too long!
9. Landlord: The left leg that kicks the left winger will become thicker all year round, and the right leg that kicks the right winger will become thicker all year round.
What about the center?
10, Landlord: What supports the sense of security at all stages of life?
Reply: 1 year-old: pacifier, 5 years old: parents, 10 years old: game, 15 years old: first love for you, 18 years old: money, 20 years old: money, 30 years old: money, 40 years old: money.
1 1, news: A woman cheated on her in Henan, and her one-year-old son was killed by her lover.
First floor: Isn't this the legendary woman who spends your money, sleeps with you and beats your children?
12, Landlord: Too much sexual life, a man, kidney deficiency, then the question comes, too much sexual life, what will happen to a woman?
Reply: It is also a man with kidney deficiency.
13, Landlord: Where is the coldest and hottest place?
The coldest place is in the morgue, and the hottest place is in the crematorium.
14, landlord: "The medicines in your hospital are all fake medicines. What's the use of eating them! "
Reply: "How useless! Please fill it in!"
15, Landlord: What should my husband do if he drives his female colleague to and from work every day?
Reply: You really have nothing to do. What are you involved in?
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