The teacher lives in the dormitory tonight.

People in this issue: Master of One Room, Gong, Pang San, and Teacher Chen.

Director: The teacher lives in the dormitory tonight!

Gong: Which teacher? Man or woman?

Head teacher: You said our head teacher is a man and a woman?

Gong: It's hard to say!

Pang San: For the record, I won't squeeze with him. I have to squeeze myself to lose weight!

Gong: Come on! Your bloated figure is not enough to sleep in that bed alone!

Head teacher: Wang Cheng has a holiday tonight, and Teacher Chen sleeps at his place!

Fat three: fortunately, I didn't sleep in the upper bunk, otherwise I would definitely collapse!

Gong Xi: Pang San, try to get rid of your smelly feet!

Pang San: How to solve it? It's been over ten years!

Gong: That's not easy. Find a beauty shop.

Pang San: I still spend money on beauty with my broken feet?

Gong: Who told you to open a beauty salon? Find a beauty salon and borrow a saw. Click click!

Colonel: Pang San, put on your shoes, so it won't stink!

Gong: That's a good idea!

Pang San: Stop talking about me. You snore so loudly, why don't you find a piece of tape to seal it!

Director: What tape! Come on, put on your mask!

Palace: Mask? Prevent SARS! Colonel, just talk about us. You sleep in Mr. Chen's upper bunk. Don't be urinary incontinence at night and choke on Mr. Chen! Keep this mask as a diaper!

Director: OK, OK! Don't be ridiculous, Gong Xi. You'd better put on this mask.

Pang San: Yes! Don't affect the "house appearance"! I am wearing my shoes!

Head teacher: It is also important to be polite to the teacher.

Pang San: Yes, sir! Teacher Chen, we still know how to respect!

Gong: Yes, actually, Mr. Chen is very good! Just a little fat!

Pang San: I've gained a lot of weight! I heard that he wanted to ride a horse to lose weight, but after a month, he didn't lose a pound of meat! The horse has lost dozens of pounds!

Gong Xi: Pang San, you don't want pot calling the kettle black!

Pang San: What's wrong with me? I didn't say fat is bad!

Gong: There is nothing wrong with being fat! What a waste of cloth! As far as your shorts are concerned, you can directly make a dress for the head of delegation!

Head: Just put on a dress!

Gong: Let me make an analogy! How about a miniskirt without a skirt!

Pang San: Hey! No matter how fat you are, you are fatter than Teacher Chen! At least I can enter the hula hoop!

Head: What hula hoop?

Pang San: I heard that Teacher Chen heard that shaking the hula hoop can lose weight, so she bought one, but it couldn't fit in! hahaha

Fat three laughed wildly, and everyone else stopped laughing! Behind Pang San is the new teacher Chen! Pang San didn't find it.

Pang San: Later, he finally got it in and couldn't get it out! hahaha ...

Director and Gong: Teacher Chen.

Pang San: Yes, it's Teacher Chen! ^^^

Teacher Chen: Did he take it out later?

Pang San: No, I heard that he also used a hula hoop as a belt, hahaha (I felt something was wrong and turned around slowly, and my laughter turned into a burp when I was surprised). Who says Mr. Chen is fat! Look at this waist ... Miss Chen, where is your waist?

Gong: Miss Chen, there you are. Please sit down! (Move the stool behind Pang San)

Teacher Chen: OK, OK, sit down! (pretending to be fat three's head in distress) Your boy is quite good at making it up! It's a pity not to go to politics in Taiwan Province Province!

Pang San sat down awkwardly touching his head, failed and fell to the ground.

Teacher Chen: Get up, are you all right?

Pang San: Nothing, just a fracture.

Head: (Reaching out to make him fat three times) Which bone is broken?

Fat three: fart "shares"! (Grab Gong's hand and get up)

Everyone laughed.

Gong: Why did Teacher Chen come to sleep in our dormitory today?

Miss Chen: Oh, I'm preparing some materials. If you are late, you can't go back! What do you usually do in the dormitory?

Gong Xi: (exaggerated and serious) study! Very hard! Now the task of young people is very heavy! Busy!

Pang San: Yes! Gong Xike is busy! It's like hooking up with a girl

Gong: Fat man! Miss Chen, don't get me wrong! I mean that fat bastard!

Teacher Chen: Nothing! Ha ha! Just fat! This person will gain weight easily if he doesn't exercise! I'm afraid I won't be able to move again!

Gong: Yes! As the saying goes, people are afraid of famous pigs and fat. I mean, people are afraid of being famous, and Teacher Chen is afraid of being fat!

Teacher Chen: Give me the pig? Ha ha. Ok, it's time to go to bed, study hard and have a casual rest! Sleep!

Three people: Yes, sir!

Director: Mr. Chen, you sleep in Wang Cheng's bed. Here it is!

Everyone went back to the store and lay down to sleep. After a while, Gong sat up and sniffed hard, and so did the head of the room.

Chief: You smell it too!

Gong: Well, I'm almost out of oxygen! Fat three, fat three!

Pang San: Why? You want me to accompany you to the bathroom again! I'm not going!

Head: Shh! Your feet stink!

Pang San: No? I put on my shoes!

Head: Could it be that your shoes are broken and your athlete's foot is leaking!

Gong: Wait! It doesn't smell like fat three's feet. Pang San's feet smell like stale tomatoes. Smells like stale tomatoes with a little stinky tofu!

Pang San: I found the source of the poison gas. It's teacher Chen's!

Gong and the head of the ward got out of bed and came to Mr. Chen's bed.

Teacher Chen: Ah (wake up)? Why don't you go to bed? !

Gong: We-we help Miss Chen catch mosquitoes!

Pang San: Nonsense! Mosquitoes have long been smoked away by the foot odor here!

And director Gong Bai gave him a look.

Miss Chen: Oh! (embarrassed) I'm a little sweaty.

Pang San: Teacher Chen! Put on your shoes! It doesn't stink when put on!

Teacher Chen: Oh, it affects everyone, hehe, I'll play it! Everybody go to bed!

Head: Nothing, nothing, Miss Chen! We get used to it when we smell it!

Gong Xi pats Pang San.

Miss Chen: Put it on, it won't matter! Why don't you get up tomorrow and store your clothes? Go to sleep!

Three people: alas!

Teacher Chen: (seeing Gong wearing a mask on his ear) Gong, why do you wear a mask when you sleep?

Gong: Oh, fight SARS! Prevent SARS!

Teacher Chen: Isn't SARS long gone?

Gong: In my dream! I had a dream in Vietnam the day before yesterday, where SARS was prevalent!

Teacher Chen: Tell me the truth, what's going on?

Head: Mr. Chen, Gong snores in bed for fear of affecting you.

Teacher Chen: Hey! What should I do? It's okay, take it off! My wife also likes snoring. She has been used to it for more than ten years. You can't sleep if you can't hear it now!

Pang San: So are we! I missed Gong's snoring just now!

Gong: I'm flattered! Thank you for your encouragement! I will try to catch up with Jenny's level!

Teacher Chen: OK, go to sleep!

Everyone went back to bed. After a while, he snored like thunder, and Pang San tossed and turned, covering his ears.

Pang San: This dead palace Xi! I want to find a pair of smelly socks to gag him!

Gong: Don't you dare!

Pang San: You are still snoring when you are not asleep!

Gong: Who is snoring? I was awakened!

Fat three: it makes people endocrine disorders!

Colonel: Didn't you say you missed it because you couldn't hear snoring?

Pang San: But the frequency of snoring is different! I am used to Gong's rhythm, but I can't get used to it for a while! (Get up and run to Miss Chen's bedside and listen to her mouth. Teacher Chen suddenly snorted, and Pang San took two steps back! ) scared me to death, it's teacher Chen again!

Gong: No wonder he is not afraid of my snoring! Whose snoring can drown his manners!

Pang San knocked on Mr. Chen's bed, and then Mr. Chen snored. Pang San clapped twice, and then Mr. Chen snored twice. Pang San picked up the toothbrush and knocked on the cup continuously, and then Mr. Chen snored continuously. Pang San turned on the radio again, and Mr Sang Chen followed!

Gong: Don't wake yourself up!

Colonel: Forget it, just consider it FM! Sleep! Pang San, what are you doing?

Pang San crept to Mr. Chen's bed.

Pang San: I put a mask on him!

Teacher Chen snored loudly and turned over.

Gong: He really woke himself up.

Pang San hurried back to bed, and the three pretended to sleep.

Teacher Chen woke up slowly and found that the mask on his mouth seemed to understand something. He smiled and got up to help the students tuck in, and then put on a mask. Turn off the lights, turn off the lights, as soon as the lights come on, Director Gong and Pang San get out of bed, help Mr. Chen take off his shoes, take off his mask, cover the quilt, and then the three of them whisper something to each other.