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Quotations on the mood of confinement
1, sweating in the month is especially enjoyable, and a suit of clothes can be wet in seconds, just like running a hundred thousand miles.

2. When the baby is crying, even if his back aches and his body is still weak and the wound still hurts, he should get up and hug.

3. From conception to delivery, women have to go through three tortures: pregnancy, delivery and confinement. The most painful thing is childbirth! The most desperate thing is confinement!

4. You have to eat like a pig and milk like a cow. Nobody cares whether you want it or not.

I admit that no matter what disease women get in the future, it is because they don't sit well, and women all die of confinement according to the culture of traditional Chinese medicine.

6. People's confinement is ten kilograms and ten kilograms long. Why do I only grow two or three kilograms?

7. I am tired of this unit. People are still imprisoned. If I can't finish my paternity leave, I will be taken back to work! Don't go home after all-night interrogation, I'll sell it to you!

8. I really ate my stomach after confinement. I stopped eating two snacks. I will be hungry to my chest and back tomorrow, and my stomach hurts.

9. I am not a person with strong self-control, because I still want to play with my mobile phone even if I can be blind, because I would rather be blind than crazy.

10, I was so excited to be told about caesarean section. I don't have to go through contractions or lateral cuts, and confinement is not as painful as they say.