Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? If you like, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.
What's the point of keeping you in the dark? I'd better hide you in the quilt.
Seeing others working so hard, so diligent and so energetic on the road to success, ask yourself, don't you want to be their stumbling block?
When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.
6. There are always a few friends who were very gentle when they first met. After a few days, they don't know which hospital they were released from.
7. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your personality, some people like your life, but I am different. I don't like you.
There are no roads in the world, and there are too many people wandering around, so I don't know how to get there.
Teacher: Xiaoming, what do you want to be when you grow up? Xiaoming: Go to Lan Xiang to learn excavators. Teacher: Why? Xiaoming: Dig your ancestral grave!
10. Actually, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.
1 1. You can eat by your face, but you have to work hard. This is the gap between me and Mingming.
12. Show loving people changed batch after batch, only me, still single.
13. Seriously, I didn't show my skills to the teachers during the exam. They really thought they taught me.
14. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.
15. geography teacher: "what is the outer layer of the earth?" I said "sweet milk tea".
16. It's said that everyone touches their mobile phone on average every day in China 150 times. I smiled. This is bullshit. Obviously, only once. Pick it up after waking up and put it down before going to bed.
17. When I get rich, let's buy two lollipops, one for you and one for you.
18. My dream was eaten by a dog, and then I lived like a dog.
19. Eat, I want it; Being thin is what I want ... You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'll go.
20. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.
2 1. Don't blame "beauty ages easily. Husband is easy to run ",because" you spend too little money and give up your beauty ".
22. Everyone praised me for being virtuous and idle.
23. We all loved, hurt, hurt and hated, but we never lost weight.
24. Most people's living conditions: intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and waiting for death.
25. Really eating goods, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.
26. I am sleepy all year round, and I am most awake only when I am lying in bed.
I scolded you for your own good. You should learn something from it, such as self-knowledge.
28. Having studied in cooking school for many years, I am proficient in everything others fry, which is why I am so bitter and sweet.
29. People still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.
Don't complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.
3 1. The teacher said I was a troublemaker, so what was my classmate?
32. Girls who love to laugh are generally not too bad luck, but their grades are generally not good.
33. Fat man's motto is: Spring breeze can't blow you within ten miles, and you will make a hole where you fall.
34. Every time I want to take the precepts, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fat and thin are in the sky, God wants me to be fat, and I am resigned to fate!
35. No matter how rich Wang Sicong is, I'm still the woman he can't get.
It's good that you left, otherwise you would have been worried that you would stay for dinner.
37. Who says you have no perseverance? Didn't you insist on being single for more than ten years?
38. I'm going to meet each other's parents tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his child first.
39. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.
40. My goal: to lose weight, get married, travel abroad and eat all over the world.