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Why are flowers inserted in cow dung?
Question 1: Why are all the flowers planted in cow dung? This sentence itself is used to satirize the beauty following the ugly man, but I think: it is precisely because flowers are inserted in cow dung that they show that they are flowers. Everything in the world is about the adjustment of yin and yang, and it is precisely because of the nourishment of cow dung like ugly man that there is such a bright and flowery woman! Otherwise, if you put flowers in priceless antique vases! Think about it: Who cares if the flowers are beautiful? Maybe they all care about that antique vase! This truth is actually giving directions to those confused women and letting them choose their own dependence, so be careful!

Question 2: Why do flowers always stick in cow dung and walk into the street? Just take a look, either beautiful men and ugly women or flowers and cow dung. It's hard to find a pair of handsome men and women anyway. In particular, flowers and cow dung account for two-thirds of the pairs. Are all the handsome men extinct? No, is China everywhere? Not at all. From Darwin's point of view, this is ecological balance. Actually, it is not. Let's first look at which men are a pile of cow dung: short, dark, with irregular facial features, irregular teeth, dirty clothes and vulgar manners ... since they are a pile of cow dung, they are not as good as cow dung. As the saying goes, people can't judge by appearances, and the sea can't be measured. How many women measure a man by fighting, not by his appearance? Most women will look like men, especially teenage girls. Nine times out of ten, they like to be handsome. Bullshit people naturally know the sadness of this law, so they have to be as humble as possible in front of women, chasing women and a few pairs of shoes. The journey is more than 25,000 miles, and they are willing to become slaves after all ... Women are all made of water, can it not affect them? They are going to follow this man in a muddle and help this pile of cow shit. Let's see which women are flowers: short, pink, with regular facial features, smiling, gentle and extreme, considerate, mimosa-like ... and some books that are not read very much and less developed occupations. Since it is a flower, no talent is virtue. Women, with knowledge, have no big eyes, have money, have no washed white skin, have wisdom, and have no washed breasts ... The first condition for most men to choose a woman is to look good. Look at her face first, then at her breasts, then at her figure. Other parameters are secondary. Flowers seize men's weaknesses and stand high above them. You talk to her, she looks at the sky, you invite her to dance, she says she doesn't have time, you wait outside for a few hours, she says it's a test ... The most important reason why Hua put cow shit in it is that they are arrogant-they forget the existence of ugly women. The powerful ugly woman destroyed the ideal market for flowers. They are willing to humble themselves to the dust for love. The man you like will take the initiative to attack, ask questions, ask about the temperature, throw herself at you, and even give everything ... men are affectionate and righteous. Can they not be moved? Gee, it's better to find someone who loves me than someone who loves me. The man figured it out and didn't want to wait for your flowers. You can go to whoever you want, and I won't go to you. I'm fed up with your anger! I'm not nobody wants it! So good men settle for second best and begin to indulge in the arms of ugly but gentle women. Flowers from village to village, from shop to village, Fanghua is gone. What can we do? I always wanted to get married, so I had to stick it on cow dung, which was terrible.

Question 3: Why do you say that flowers have been inserted in cow dung since ancient times? Some things are always difficult to understand according to the usual thinking. Why does a flower always stick in cow dung? Many men always feel inexplicable pain when they see flowers inserted in cow dung. They often think, "Why didn't I arrange flowers?" Am I worse than cow dung? "But they are obviously no worse than cow dung." Is that pile of cow dung more capable and touching than me? "Most men won't admit it. In the end, they often come to the conclusion that "women with faces have no brains." "So they put the blame on a woman, saying that beauty has no brain, and finally got the comfort of Ah Q. So is this the actual situation? Unfortunately, according to my following reasoning, the fact is probably just the opposite! It should be noted that, due to the limitation of space, I only explain a kind of flower inserted in cow dung, that is, cow dung has no talent and no wealth, and cow dung has no appearance. If cow dung has talent or wealth to attract flowers, many men can still accept it. But if cow dung has no talent and wealth, but still attracts and owns flowers, many men can't accept it and even form psychological barriers. Very sad. So it is necessary to spend some time writing a post to explain some truth. In addition, I only explain it from the perspective of information asymmetry. A flower will be chased by many men, so she has many choices. But in the end, they often choose cow dung. This result broke the hearts of men who pursued her and men who did not pursue her. Many men even come to the conclusion that "beautiful women are pig heads! "Such a conclusion, but in fact, such flowers are likely to be both talented and beautiful! For most women, they want their men to be loyal to them. Naturally, many flowers think so. So for many flowers, they will take this factor into account when choosing the criteria of men. Because flowers are beautiful, men like beautiful ones, so there are many men to choose from, not only men who chase her, but also men who don't chase her. Generally, as long as they speak, it is too late for men to accept. How can they refuse? Flowers also know this. As a result, some flowers embarked on the road of mistresses; Some flowers have therefore embarked on the road of less milk; Some flowers take advantage of this and have men who are loyal to her. And the flower inserted in cow dung is often the last one. When they choose men, they don't put money or talent first, but put men's loyalty or loyalty first. Therefore, when she thinks about a man, she will see if he will eat weeds outside. But it is difficult to determine whether a man has the heart to find an extramarital lover before getting married or falling in love. Even for men who are very playboy, his married life is likely to be another scene. Therefore, it is difficult to determine whether a man has the heart to choose a lover. So many flowers give up this selection standard and choose some men with symmetrical information standards. For example, money and talent, which are relatively exposed, can generally determine whether a man has wealth and talent. There are many such women, so there will be rich men and women, and there will also be women who seem to have love in the city. As for the beauty who loves heroes, it is to choose men according to the standard of information symmetry such as whether they are heroes or not. But there are also many flowers that are based on men's loyalty or loyalty! They didn't give up their original standards, but also found the man they were looking for! So how did they achieve their goal? To be sure, they also used the standard of information symmetry to make a choice. So what is this standard? Women believe that cow dung is safe, and only cow dung among men will not find a lover. Why? The reason is that cow dung has no capital to find a lover. And when cow dung has a beautiful flower, he will believe that this flower is the only woman he can find. Based on this consideration, Huaer changed her choice mode from "have the heart to find a lover with asymmetric information" to "have the ability to find a lover with symmetric information". In this way, it has happened before, is happening now and will happen again in the future. It is really enviable that cow dung can continue to enjoy such a rich blessing.

Question 4: Why should flowers be inserted in cow dung? The world is rarely perfect. You may often see a very beautiful young man in the street. Her husband is so poor that he is inferior to you in every way. Another example is a handsome young man. How can his wife be so difficult to serve? The world is like this, don't ask why, it is estimated that no one can know.

Question 5: Why is there a saying that "flowers are inserted in cow dung"? Scientists often compare the fact that a good woman marries a bad husband to "a flower stuck in cow dung", which can only be summed up in this sentence. Although He Shuangqing was tortured to death by his "cow dung", her poems became more and more outstanding in difficult times, revealing a different kind of splendor. In the autumn of the fifty-fourth year of Kangxi, at the foot of Siping Mountain in Danyang, Jiangsu Province, a farmer named He added another daughter. This is the second daughter of the royal family, so it was named Shuangqing. Xiao Shuangqing is very clever, seldom cries, and often stares at the outside world with a pair of black and white eyes. She seems to know that her family is poor, her parents are busy all day for their livelihood, and they have no intention to take care of themselves, so they grow up. Xiao Shuangqing can walk and talk unconsciously. Although she doesn't like to talk much, she speaks methodically and wisely. Shuangqing's uncle works as a handyman in the school auditorium in the town. The town is not far from He Shuangqing's home. Xiao Shuangqing, who is neglected, often runs to the school auditorium alone and stands quietly outside the window to peek. The students in it read books, and she also imitated them with "Yi Yi Ya". And it's interesting to learn. Later, when Mr Guan Xue saw that the little girl was smart and studious, he made an exception and agreed to let her take part in this class. Xiao Shuangqing was happier than eating honey. After class, she was busy sending water and tea to her husband, fanning flies in summer and stirring the fire in winter to thank him for his special care. In this way, Xiao Shuangqing went to school for three years for free, learned to read and write, and entered the door of poetry and composition. Three years later, He Shuangqing was ten years old. My mother thinks that girl is old and runs around like a crazy girl all day. Afraid that she would not get married in the future, she stopped letting her run to the school auditorium in the town every day, but let her stay at home and learn needlework. Xiao Shuangqing doesn't know how to resist her mother's meaning, because other young ladies in the village dare not leave home easily. Most women can't read or even write their own names. As usual, they got married, had children and became mothers. It is open enough for the royal family to let Shuangqing run outside for several years. Doing housework with my mother at home, I still can't put down the pen and ink poems in the school auditorium. Her uncle bought paper, pens and ink. As long as she is free, she sits at the table and writes poems and compositions. I also asked my uncle to take her exercise book to the school library for Mr. Wang to correct. Mr. Wang often criticizes her exercise books and is deeply surprised by her rapid progress. The crops in the field are planted and harvested, and the crops are harvested and planted. In a blink of an eye, He Shuang chatted for eighteen years and grew into a slim girl. Being good at the inner expression of poetry and prose makes her more subtle and profound than other country girls. Although He Shuangqing has excellent poetic talent and charm, they are worthless in the eyes of rural people. The parents of the royal family don't think their daughter is different. When their daughter reached marriageable age, they took the initiative to marry Shuangqing to King Zhou of the neighboring village. Zhou Dawang is also a farmer and only knows how to plant crops. The parents of the royal family are interested in his strong body and good harvest and think that his daughter lives with him. Zhou Dawang is as strong as an ox, with a hot temper, and he doesn't know a stone when he is in a big fight. Compared with He Shuangqing's exquisite physique, gentle temperament and handsome talent, it forms a very disharmonious contrast. The newly-married He Shuangqing looked at her strange husband and felt that she had been thrown into the wilderness and her future fate was uncertain. When he first got married, King Zhou was fascinated by Wen Yamiao's wife and held her and touched her every night. Although he didn't speak out of turn, his generous chest and powerful arms made He Shuangqing feel a solid love. Although it is not as romantic as a gifted scholar and a beautiful woman in books, it is also slightly satisfied. Anyway, that's how farm girls get married. Three days after entering the Zhou family, He Shuangqing began to taste some bitter taste. Yang Popo is a fiery and capable woman. Widowed at a young age, the only son, King Zhou, was brought up by himself. Now that his daughter-in-law walks in the door, his son is hooked. He seldom comes to her as a mother. It's really "marrying a daughter-in-law and forgetting her mother"! She blamed the hatred on He Shuangqing, and decided that the fox had robbed her son's heart, so she began to find fault with her eggs. On the third day, the new wife began to cook. He Shuangqing carefully made a bowl of glutinous rice balls for her mother-in-law to eat. Yang pretends to take it, spoons one into his mouth and takes a bite. Suddenly, his eyebrows wrinkled, and he "jumped" to spit out jiaozi who had eaten in his mouth. At the same time, he slammed the bowl in his hand on the table and immediately stood up and said angrily, "You little whore want to burn me? Where does Bao jiaozi put so much polysaccharide? Do you just want to beat our Zhou family? What bad luck! " The jiaozi who vomited ... >>

Question 6: Why do flowers have to be inserted in cow dung? The longer it takes to plant cow dung, the more lush it will be …

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Question 7: Why are all the flowers planted in cow dung? Then the flowers will be fresher and the cow dung will play a role.

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Question 8: What does "flowers inserted in cow dung" mean? What does "cow dung is stuck in a flower" mean? A beautiful woman married a dirty man, and a dirty man married a beautiful woman.

Question 9: Why are flowers inserted in cow dung? 1. Cow dung, fat and flowers inserted in cow dung can fully absorb nutrients, which not only realizes the value of cow dung, but also makes flowers more beautiful. In this way, the dung is in place and the flowers are beautiful, which is in line with the win-win principle of modern society. Secondly, flowers are inserted in cow dung, and no one dares to touch cow dung, so the flowers are safe and sound, which adds weight to the safety of flowers and embodies the principle of safety first. Thirdly, vase flower arrangement, which has always been a habit of people, is also easy to cause people's visual fatigue. Cow dung flower arrangement is a brand-new way to show beauty, which conforms to the principle of contemporary innovation. Fourth, cow dung is vulgar and even filthy; Flowers are the symbol of beauty and the embodiment of elegance. Flowers inserted in cow dung combine vulgarity with elegance, realizing the harmony between elegance and vulgarity, which is a masterpiece that appeals to both elegance and vulgarity and conforms to the principle of creating a harmonious society today. Fifth, at present, China is carrying out party member's advanced education activities, from state leaders to rural areas to observe people's feelings and sympathize with the people; From college students to teaching in remote mountain villages. Such flowers are inserted in cow dung, how can we not appreciate the shame of flowers, so flowers inserted in cow dung are naturally a vivid embodiment and model of the current advanced activities.

Question 10: Why do flowers always stick to cow dung? In fact, cow dung is the best flower fertilizer and the best base fertilizer for flowers. Flowers inserted in cow dung will only bloom more brightly. There is a very strange phenomenon that cannot but attract people's attention. I'm afraid it's hard to understand that there are not many really handsome men with beautiful women, but ugly men often get beautiful wives and flowers are inserted in cow dung, which makes handsome men stunned collectively. In ancient times, flowers were inserted in cow dung because of the ritual system. Song Ruoshen in the Tang Dynasty said in The Analects of Confucius: "There are different groups of men and women inside and outside. Don't peek at the outer wall, don't go out. " Therefore, a woman's marriage is like buying a sports lottery. She didn't know what the groom looked like until she entered the bridal chamber. Even cow dung can only thrive. In modern society, everyone bows their heads and doesn't look up, but beautiful women still throw themselves into the arms of ugly men like moths to a flame, which makes people whisper to each other. In fact, women like handsome guys, but there are too many women around handsome guys and they have innate advantages, so they don't cherish women very much. In the end, it was self-defeating and became synonymous with playboy. Ugly men, on the other hand, have no innate advantages and can only make up for them by diligence and hard work. They can use any means, familiarize themselves with Sun Tzu's Art of War and Thirty-six Strategies, and try their best to sneak into their positions. Finally, they can win the hearts of beautiful women. Even Wang Xiaobo, who calls himself a pig, is an independent pig and has a lot of experience in the study of women. I accidentally read one of his articles, which seems to be called "Female Beauty in Men's Eyes", and even said that men's normal mind is the antidote to women's appearance anxiety. It seems that the only thing a handsome guy lacks in his playboy composition is a normal heart, which is why it is difficult for a handsome guy to marry a beautiful woman in the end. You can't blame beautiful women for arranging flowers indiscriminately. Pan Jinlian is probably the most disorderly flower arrangement in history. That pile of cow dung in Wu Dalang stinks. Apart from other human factors, this is a typical case of disorderly flower arrangement. I have also read the story of cow dung refusing flowers. It seems that cow dung has been holding people back. In the Southern Song Dynasty, Ming Di wanted to marry Princess Linhai to a dragon general. Unexpectedly, Jiang Luan said that she was told to marry the princess and looked pale. He immediately submitted a report, saying that his kindness was hard-won, and he couldn't stand it: "It's hard to surrender, but if you don't apply, you will have it. It's easy to publish a haircut and throw yourself into the sea." Cow dung is ungrateful, which should be unexpected to a beautiful woman. In fact, as we all know, beautiful women are hard to serve. She thinks it is a favor to marry an ugly man. She often feels superior and domineering. Carrying a beautiful woman is often not necessarily happy. Wu Dalang's final outcome is a living fossil. Of course, different values have different definitions of cow dung. Some beautiful women are attracted by the talent of cow dung. Even if cow dung is sallow and emaciated, she is willing to accompany him to drink northwest wind every day. Some beautiful women were stung by cow dung money. Even though it stinks, she still throws herself at her with her nose held. Therefore, cow dung that can be inserted by flowers is not leisurely sadness, or good at rhetoric, or infatuation, or brilliant, or rich and powerful.