It is said that after studying, Pig Bajie went home to eat and sleep every day, gaining 24 pounds a day, and finally the house was almost broken! Therefore, pig eight quit to lose weight!
Pig Bajie has seen on the Internet that many fat people will do exercise to burn fat. So Pig Bajie began to look for a sport. He went running first. He ran and ran. He accidentally rolled down the hill and bounced again. He knocked out a big hole in the ground, and the land god almost fainted!
When running failed, the pig thought, I can jump into the volcano and burn to death. So Pig Bajie began to look for volcanoes everywhere, but the number was too small, and the pig didn't even find an extinct volcano. Then I fell asleep from hunger and sleepwalked. He walked and walked until he came to Huaguoshan, ate and left. When he woke up, he found many mountain gods and land gods around him. They're all looking for trouble with Bajie. It turned out that Bajie was too heavy, crushing 50 million square meters of land and scaring Bajie. He started running, followed by the mountain god and the land god. Bajie ran to Guo Huashan and asked Wukong for help. As a result, because Bajie ate Guo Huashan into a fruitless mountain, the monkeys took up arms one by one to help the mountain god and the land god fight Pig Bajie together.
Pig Bajie was injured again and couldn't even walk, so he had to go to someone else's pigsty to be a pig. A few days later, Bajie recovered and built his own home. Then, Bajie bought a lot of diet pills and tea and ate them all in one day. As a result, he suddenly had a stomachache and ran into the toilet. Unexpectedly, the toilet exploded with a bang! Bajie lost one or two hundred catties this time, but it was still five hundred catties. Bajie was injured again.
Ah, poor pig, he may never lose weight in his life.
Pig eight quit to lose weight excellent composition 2 pig eight quit to lose weight recently, why did pig eight quit to lose weight? Then listen to me slowly.
One day, a greedy, sleepy, timid pig with a high nose and a big belly went to see the Jade Emperor. As soon as he said the word "ginseng", he heard a hissing sound-it turned out that the pig's trousers were broken and there were many ministers behind him! Pig thought, what a shame! I really want to slap myself. Pig Bajie shook his head: What can we do? At this time, the jade emperor looked at Pig Bajie with rapt attention, and Pig Bajie had to say to the jade emperor, "I have something to do. Please excuse me first."
On the way, Zhu Bajie has been thinking about whether to lose weight. If you don't lose weight, you will do something shameful in the future: if you lose weight, you won't do such a shameful thing. When he got home, he thought about it and finally decided to lose weight.
At first, he wanted to get up and run every day. He ran and ran every day. After only a few days, he was so tired that he screamed. He stopped for three days, ate snacks at home every day and gained ten pounds. Then, he made it a rule to eat only one bowl, not to sit after meals, and to play badminton after the break. After a few days, he lost three pounds, but unfortunately, the good times didn't last long, and he couldn't stand this rule again. Finally, we have to use high-tech machines to lose weight for Pig Bajie. Machines are like massage machines. Losing weight is like massage. It heats the fat for you and the fat will disappear. Ten times in a row, ah! A miracle happened-Pig Bajie became the thinnest pig in the world.
Now you should know why Pig Bajie wants to lose weight and how to lose weight.
Pig Bajie has been lazy to do it every day since he got the news. One day, Buddhism failed the physical examination of Zhu Bajie. Venus warned him, "This is the curse of obesity." Pig Bajie decided to lose weight as a last resort.
So Pig Bajie came to the world to lose weight. He thought, I have to change clothes first. So Pig Bajie became a short and fat man.
He heard that liposuction in the hospital was good, so he went to the hospital for liposuction. The doctor took him to an operating room and said, "Sir, please lie in bed." Then Pig Bajie looked at the shiny knife and the horrible doctor on the table. He thought, isn't this killing my old pig? Pig ran away quickly. He stopped liposuction.
A few days later, he heard that there was slimming tea. Pig Bajie came to the tea shop and bought a cup of slimming tea. He saw in the instructions that two packs a day, 300 kg for 30 days to lose weight. Pig Bajie wants to eat for many days without killing my genius pig. Why don't I eat 20 packs a day and lose weight in two days? Pig Bajie picked up 20 packs of slimming tea and drank it. After a while, he suddenly felt a stomachache. He rushed into the bathroom and ran a dozen times, leaving the pig out of breath.
He wants to run again. Pig Bajie came to a playground to run, but he was too fat and ran slowly. It took him an hour to run. He is so tired that he breathes with his mouth open like a fish. He went to eat again and ran away in vain.
Pig Bajie's weight loss plan not only failed, but became more obese.
Pig eight quit to lose weight excellent composition 4 saying that the pig eight quit in Journey to the West is that fat! Let our photographer take a close-up of it: there are two big fat ears hanging from the big head, and the meat on his face is shaking as if he were going to fall off when walking. Because it has too much meat on its face, its eyes are very small. When it laughs, its eyes are covered by the meat on its face. It looks as if it has no eyes, which is interesting. Its body is terribly fat, and its belly is the drum. It looks like there are more than a dozen piglets, which are bigger than the pregnant woman's belly. Its legs are like two thick and short pillars, and the meat on its legs is still shaking when walking. Because of its fat body, it has brought a lot of troubles to its life: it can't pick the right clothes when going to the mall, and the elevator door can't be closed because it is fat, but it can still be closed after getting out of the elevator and walking in a few times. Go to the restaurant to eat, because its appetite is too large, the chef can only serve alone, and other customers will have opinions. Until one day, I met a talent scout who recommended him as a comedian. During the interview, he was so fat that he couldn't even get in, but he didn't want to give up the opportunity. When he tried hard, the door frame was broken. As a result, it is conceivable that Pig was very upset and vowed to lose weight!
If you want to know the interesting things it encountered in losing weight, please see the next chapter.
Zhu Bajie's weight loss excellent composition 5 was named' net altar messenger'. After he came back from the Buddhist scriptures, Zhu Bajie ate and drank in Gaolaozhuang all day, and his weight soared to 800 Jin. As soon as he stood up, the buttons on his clothes popped open.
The Monkey King, who lives in Huaguoshan, misses his second brother, and a somersault cloud flies to Gaolaozhuang. Pig was surprised and happy, and rushed out to see his brother. Seeing that Bajie was as fat as a pig, the Monkey King advised him to lose weight, otherwise it would affect his health.
The next morning, Bajie ate 20 steamed buns and 5 bowls of beef noodles and started a "slimming plan"-dieting. In his words, how can you have the strength to exercise without eating? At noon, Bajie protested again. He looked at the delicious food, swallowed, reached out and pinched a steamed stuffed bun, and turned back to his room to rest. At night, Bajie was weak and saw stars. He fainted as soon as he got on the table.
Seeing this, Wukong took Bajie to the hospital for liposuction. They sat in the long chairs in the hospital corridor, their hearts pounding. Suddenly I saw a scream in the room, and Pig ran out of the hospital in panic.
Wukong reluctantly returned to Huaguoshan. A month later, he saw Bajie again. Wow! Second brother, you actually lost weight successfully, and you became a handsome pig. "Eight quit you idiot! How did you lose weight? " I exercise with the sand monk every day, plant trees, weed and lose weight.