Boatman: What are you doing in the firecracker shop?
Dragon: Light a firecracker.
Boatman: What do you use?
Dragon: Zhong Yong Tu, three longevity guns.
Boatman: Which one would you like to order first?
Dragon: All three shots ring, and the world is at peace.
Boatman: What's your name?
Long: Are you going by boat or checking accounts? Are you going or not?
-"Plan A"