1. In summer, I invited small animals to start a journey of love. The wet nurse gave you the problem vaccine, Miss Mosquito gave you a red envelope, and the frog prince croaked for you. SMS blessing received, please reply loudly: received! Got it!
2. Send you a text message to make you laugh; Blessing, I want to give it away; The breeze blows gently, coming and coming; Rain and dew, cold and cold; Birds, birds, twittering incessantly; You, you, laugh, I laugh too.
3, delicious snacks for you: oranges and pears are indispensable, chocolate cake is delicious, cola Sprite is wonderful, potato chips and chicken wings are in my arms. All kinds of delicious food into your mouth, keep you busy. Now my world is finally free!
4, summer has quietly arrived, refreshing wind brings passion, beautiful clothes bloom, beautiful scenery fascinates eyes, chubby body is very cute, but gentle and graceful body is looking forward to it! Slimming? Now!
Since we broke up, why not let go? Time cannot stay any longer. We had a wonderful stay, so don't pretend to be strong and continue to be brave. Please don't give me this extra care, fatty. Leave.
6, I really envy you, my heart is full of envy for you, because I am such a good friend, even in the most ordinary moment, I will not forget to give you my blessing to make you happy! Just accept your fate and continue to be jealous of me!
7, some work, just be serious; Some tasks, just try your best; Some pursuits, just stick to it; Some friends do everything! For example, there are only two things you can't do: this can't be done and that can't be done.
8. A friend said that he has a durable old man who will take care of everything. A friend said that he has a very durable girlfriend and will not break up again; And I only have a boss who can stand it, and he won't give me a raise!
Strange events before the arrival of 9.20xx! The mouse drove the cat to the edge of the cliff, the sow soared, the frog jumped from the bottom of the well to the top of the mountain, the weasel really paid a New Year call to the chicken, and the big wolf was watching the mobile phone and calling the beautiful sheep!
10, the temperature rises in summer, the enthusiasm is high, and the heart is restless; Busy work, efficiency plummeted. Without the company of the summer expenses, I changed my mind several times. You are indispensable for cooling down, lovely summer expenses.
1 1. Who ever broke my heart and shattered my dreams? What about you? Who ever made my tears wither? What about you? Who ever said that I don't regret making me regret sweating? You, RMB, please allow me to hurt and love you.
12. Recently, the weather has been irritable and the work efficiency has plummeted. To cool off the heat, leaders care; In order to improve efficiency, it is really necessary to ask for the cost of cooling summer, which is a miraculous effect to appease people's hearts. Look forward to it, the summer vacation expenses will come!
13, stupidity is a natural helplessness, an acquired laziness, and a bad result planted by oneself. Although there is nothing wrong with stupidity, where can we find the happiness of harvest? Don't steal the steamed stuffed bun next door, or you will be caught by the dog's tail again!
14. In the world with perfect time, there are too many waiting stories, too much sadness, too much dependence, too many incredible conversations, and in the summer with perfect fat. To avoid accidents, lose weight.
15, sunny, beautiful, fine weather; Red flowers and green grass float in Liu Suifeng; Breeze blowing, birds singing, kites flying gently; Spring goes to summer, I'll take you to eat grass!
16, the most wanted water: salary; Most wanted flower: money to spend. The most capable cow: bragging; The fastest horse: flattery. The most sincere feelings: friendship; The most sincere letter: SMS. Best wishes: Happy!
17, in fact, in my mind, you have always been a particularly patient, charming, fighting spirit and dedicated person. The most important thing is that you work hard ... sorry, I typed the word "bitter" too much.
18, not everyone needs to be slim, not everyone who is slim will be beautiful. There is a person whose fullness is her capital, but her thinness can't reflect her temperament, just like you, the rounder the more pleasing, my dear wallet!
19, live well, and the days are getting more and more prosperous; Don't compare, don't compare, don't be angry with yourself; Eat less salt, be jealous, play less mahjong and take more walks; Go to bed on time, get up on time, run and dance for fitness; I wish you the best of health!
20. In a person's life, some things are reasonable, some things are uncontrollable, some things are unsatisfactory, some things are illogical, some things are unexpected, and some things are suddenly realized. Does the fool realize it?
2 1. My brother went on a blind date in high spirits at the weekend. When he came back, he was depressed, said nothing and fell asleep. After asking for a long time, he finally said: that man looks good, how to say, the pixel is relatively low! Look! Clouds will always drift farther and farther, stars will always flash, flowers will always smile, waves will always turn over, friends will always miss them occasionally, blessings will always be missed on time, and little idiots will always read them patiently ~
22, the weather is a bit sultry, I am afraid that your heart will be uncomfortable, so I will send you colorful popsicles to cool you down; Send out the fragrance of fruit, convey coolness, let your summer heat disappear completely and enjoy a refreshing summer. What are you waiting for? Hide your heart quickly!
23, send you delicious snacks: chocolate, rich in aroma; Ice cream, delicate and sweet; Peanut, crispy aftertaste; Cotton candy, continuous affection. Don't stop eating delicious snacks, or you'll be fat. Hey hey!
24. Ask why you should wear a skirt in summer, because it is hot. Why do you want to eat watermelon in summer? Because the watermelon is ripe, I don't know such a simple question. Do you know why I sent you a message? Because I want to wish you a cool summer!
25. Recently, the weather is like the face of a girl in love. Like the face of a lovelorn girl, cold; Like a girl's face when she broke up, gloomy. Therefore, love looks at the face, go out to see the sky, and friendship looks at the color. I wish you a colorful life!
26. I admire your natural and unrestrained expression and calm eyes, I am infatuated with your noble demeanor, I admire your broad mind and open mind, I admire your heroism and courage, and I prefer your roar and madness when you chase Lv Dongbin!
27. In the Navy Recruitment Office, two young men were asked: Can you all swim? Two people touched the back of their heads and whispered, are you kidding? Isn't this boat enough? There is a feeling called love at first sight. Since I left you, my mind is full of your figure, and my love for you has already exceeded my expectations. In order to get you, I will continue to work hard. Having you is my purpose: lovely RMB!
28. When summer comes, mosquitoes bite and insects chirp. It's really noisy. Never mind, don't worry, send my best wishes and come right away. Happiness is the most important thing, regardless of those small fidgety, sunny days, cool mood when cool!
29, beer belly? It doesn't matter, show a big belly; Big thick legs? It doesn't matter, I'm not afraid of strong winds; Butterfly sleeve? It doesn't matter. Fat is cuter. Hot summer day? It doesn't matter, otaku and rotten women will move, or they will get moldy if they don't move.
30. A cow like me looks in the mirror when he wants someone to appreciate him. Look at the stars in the sky when you want someone to accompany you, and listen to how happy birds are when you want happiness; This is the cow!
3 1, there is a sentence hidden in my heart for a long time. I've always wanted to tell you, but it's always hard to say it in front of you. I always regret a lot when I leave. I really have no choice but to send a short message: When will you invite me to dinner?
32, like yellow, affectionate; Like purple and romantic; Like red, enthusiasm; Like brown, secretive; Like white, simple; Like black, deep; Like green, kind. You like all colors, happiness. Lust!
I have been waiting for this day for a long time, and I will always think of you, your smile and your figure from time to time. Today, you are fragrant and full of flowers, attracting bees. I can't believe I can't sting you!
34. Give you "three pots of soup" in summer and enjoy your life. The first pot of "three fresh" new things, new things and new atmosphere; The second pot of "tomatoes and eggs" is nutritious and healthy; The second pot of "winter melon soup" clears away heat and detoxifies and tastes better.
35, I want to kiss the sea, tsunami; I want to kiss the earth, earthquake; I want to kiss the sky, nuclear radiation; I want to kiss steamed bread and dye it; I want to kiss you, and you become extremely beautiful. Have fun, haha!
36. I made three wishes to the Buddha: 1 Let those who don't contact me lose sleep at night first; 2. Keep them company with mosquitoes for a long time; Finally, let them miss me from time to time and can't wait to treat me to a big meal!
37, you don't want me, a little lonely; I'm a little sad not to contact me; For you, remember me; Pray deeply that you will fall when you walk, choke when you drink water, and have no hope of getting rich. Don't blame me for being cruel and scared? Well, you know!
38. When the wind smiles, red flowers are in full bloom; When water smiles, fish swim; When the cloud smiles, it clears up; When the earth smiles, Yuan Ye is green; Looking back and smiling, I lost my mind; Laugh happily and your troubles will disappear. It's your turn!
39. It is said that beating is pro and scolding is love. Don't fight or scold, don't you kiss or love? In order to express my deep affection for you, I decided to hit you and bite you if nothing happened, and scold you for bickering if nothing happened. Look, I value you very much!
40. I am very courageous and often scared; I have a big temper. What is the humiliation of my crotch? The personality is very embarrassing, and I haven't found the characteristics yet; I am shallow-skinned, only pestering you; If you smile when you receive a text message, I will frown.
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