Every family is looking for their mother.
One,
One day, a cold wind blew.
In the glass room, Pig Bajie smokes cigars and drinks fragrant teas.
On the lounge chair, the pig's head is facing the sky and the wind ears are drooping.
The hairy leg suddenly shook!
Full of accent!
Then,
A smoke ring rises from the mouth, like a monster patrolling the mountain.
The first is the size of the nostrils,
And then slowly turned into two pig ears,
Finally, it spread to Bajie's leg hair, as if walking on clouds.
At this time, the pig's eyes closed slightly and he began to think about the past.
On the way to get the scriptures, I carried a bowl of steak and begged around to satisfy my hunger.
Pig Bajie, who has had a big meal, still catches monsters all day.
Along the way, the life of mentoring is very difficult, that is, the sun and rain.
I finally got through the night.
Think of this, shh!
Spit out the remaining cigarettes in your stomach!
My heart suddenly felt comfortable and gratified.
However, over time! This comfortable life is not easy either.
I eat, drink and sleep all day,
The whole body is fat to three layers in the back of the head.
Then he got into a lot of trouble
Think about it. This is a despicable life.
So Pig Bajie went to see a doctor that day and felt his pulse.
Results Fatty liver and hypertension were a mess,
You can't eat this or drink that,
I can't eat anything I want,
Finally, the doctor told me that if conditions permit,
Get up every day to fight monsters and seal demons,
This exercise is most beneficial to your health.
The doctor said this and that,
Isn't it necessary for the second brother to return to his old job and return to the years when he studied classics?
Think of this, pig eight quit to scold mother!
I, Pig Bajie, have at least eaten ginseng fruit from Armed Pass.
After drinking jade liquid and nectar at the flat peach party,
I can't believe I'm sick,
Are the whole grains in the world really hard to digest?
At this point, the past was cut off by the bell.
"hello! Is it Mr. Pig Bajie? "
The title given by master when Zhu Bajie studied the classics has now been completed.
Come back, there is no organizational constraint, just take the word "resignation"
I dropped it.
The voice on the phone is very nice and the tone is very professional.
Pig slowly turned the chair around and said, "Yes!"
"well! Mr. Pig Eight, I am your personal bodybuilder.
Little Pearl, the health service housekeeper, I'll call you back. "
"ok!"
"How are you feeling today,
Did you take your medicine? "
"Drink two cups of boiled water, eat a small piece of purple potato, a small piece.
A pinch of shredded potatoes, a mouthful of longevity bowling water,
A bottle of clean American body fluid. "
"well! You did a great job! This practice is very scientific, these few
Do you sleep well?
Do you feel much more relaxed than before?
Yes, did you drink in the afternoon? "
"well! Drink it! You ordered two cups of boiled water,
Eat a small carrot, a small apple,
A mouthful of longevity bowling water,
A bottle of clean American body fluid. "
"good! Very good! Mr. Pig Bajie,
According to our original plan,
Adhere to three courses of treatment on time every day,
I promise you will start in three days,
If you lose two kilograms of meat in three days, it will be twenty kilograms in thirty days.
365 days a year, how much can we lose together? "
Pig eight mused: "243 kg 32 1."
"That's right!
Our Mr. Pig Bajie, your calculation is absolutely correct!
Let's work together and stick to it! Come on! "
"It seems wrong! It should be 243 kg 323, sister. Today is the third day.
There seems to be no response yet, and the amount of this dish is a little small.
Sometimes I am really hungry and eat this kind of meat every day.
Can you lower it a little! "Pig eight in the mind a little anxious,
I think this method is a bit slow.
"well! Right, right! There should be two more.
Don't worry, it will take three days. Today is the third day.
We shouldn't rush into science,
We are tailor-made according to your physique.
Don't you feel the fat burning in your body?
Let's take it step by step, shall we? Haste makes waste!
It's not good for your health,
Think about it! If you lose six pounds a day,
Aren't all your bones gone?
You can't blindly pursue speed without science, can you? "
"oh! Oh! Oh! "
It seems reasonable for the slimming service housekeeper to explain patiently.
This phone call lasted more than ten minutes.
This nonsense,
Let Zhu Bajie listen carefully as if possessed,
It can be seen that the promotion activities in this world,
Much more powerful than the magic on the way to learn from the scriptures.
After the phone call, Pig Eight felt a little tired and turned to lie down.
The chair is out.
Second,
There are many tall buildings in the street.
The sidewalk is covered with all kinds of brands and people.
Going in and out is very lively.
Pan Sidong Yoga, Sweating in the Flame Mountain, White Fitness Club.
Zhu Ziguo Health Center. ......
All kinds of fairy health care are available, like banners all the way.
Bajie strolled all the way, as if on the way to learn from the scriptures.
Signs are like eighty-one difficulties.
A cold wind entered Pig Bajie's stomach, which was a little cold.
Pig Bayi shivered and strolled into the steaming shop in Flame Mountain.
The name of this shop is very authentic, which is very suitable for this occasion.
Inside, the steam room is like a steamer oven.
As soon as the light turns red,
Waiters are like cows' wives. They all carry water.
Spirit.
The customers who enter the store are all grandfathers!
The waiter put his hands on his sides, smiled on his face and bowed deeply.
Bow.
"Good leaves! Welcome to visit! This way, please! " Direct release of pig eight
Was taken into a steaming room like a burning mountain.
It only took ten minutes,
Pig Bajie became a roast suckling pig, sweating profusely, and the pigskin reflected.
Red, bean-sized sweat DC can't stand it.
He walked out of the steaming room, took a shower and changed into a bathrobe.
Lounge on the second floor.
There is a circle of boxes around the hall, and there are more than ten on the first floor.
Well, the lights are dim and smoky.
At this moment, a waitress came up with a smile.
"Leaf! Rest or maintenance? "
Pig eight glanced at the waiter:
"Maintenance!"
"okay! This way, please! "
The waiter made a sign to the stairs on the third floor.
Led Pig Eight to the third floor. The corridor on the third floor was deep and narrow, and turned a corner.
A circle brought Pig Eight into a box, and then we had a brief talk.
After a pause, exit the door.
Pig eight lay flat on the soft bed, looking at the hazy day.
The flower board is very thoughtful.
In the box,
A small bed covered with white sheets, with another beside it.
On the coffee table, there is a shopping guide card and an ashtray.
There is a big wallpaper on the wall and a TV set in front of the bed.
There is a picture hanging on the side, and the atmosphere is quite emotional.
The pig looked around and thought!
"My old pig, I have been to heaven and earth,
I've done everything to catch demons and blame monsters, and I have friendship with all kinds of immortals.
Maybe on earth, it's really hard to mix? "
Thinking, thinking,
The idea is a bit out of tune with the atmosphere here.
So thinking of this, Pig Eight began to calm down and wait for the beauty.
Third,
Knock, knock, knock.
Then there was a knock at the door.
"Eldest brother, hello! I am very happy to serve you. "
"Thank you! Sister! "
"Eldest brother! We have spider massage, back opening, flame banana and lotus hanging high.
Total * * * 998 1 formula, tricks to dredge meridians, replenish qi and replenish blood.
This is the secret of ancient law that Tang Priest and his disciples brought back 500 years ago.
It is important that after years of inheritance and excavation, every technology is the first. Do you want to do this? "
"poof!"
Pig Bajie almost grinned when he heard this. These tactics can be maintained. Awesome!
I thought I was the famous second brother at first, but the monster saw me, not my grandfather. What is the secret of ancient law,
It's just that now I'm completely a person. If I change back to my original shape and scare you to death, how can you make it up?
Pig Bajie pretended to be shocked?
"Scripture when prompt back? Why don't I know? "
Pig eight pretended to be mysterious and then asked.
"What are these moves? Are there any moves to lose weight? "
"Yes!"
"Let's hear it."
"We specialize in health care. These are all areas of health care, which can protect the kidney, replenish qi and blood, lose weight and cultivate self-cultivation, and long-term maintenance can also prolong life. "
"You are all moves to upgrade monsters!"
"Are you kidding? Do you think this is Tang Priest? Hiccup! "
Sister smiled solemnly, but it looked really cute.
"What do you want to do? Shall I recommend one for you? "
"good!"
"Main classic moderator products, flame banana. However, it will be too intense to do it later, so be prepared. "
"What's the impact? Can you do it? "
Pig eight is a little skeptical. No matter what you think, you can't associate the Flame Mountain banana fan with losing weight, let alone fitness.
"It's very reliable, don't worry, but the action will be too intense when doing it, so be prepared."
Sister said the last sentence again.
"I didn't mean that, honest man."
"Look at what you said! I'll get ready, and you lie down for a while. "
Pig eight touched the thick belly and nodded.
After guessing for two or three minutes, my sister came in with a bag.
"Where is the monster? ! "