Even the king of Tonga ordered the whole country to lose weight.
You know, it's a shame to say "Do you have any extra-large clothes" to the salesgirl. But "the clothes here are too fat" can be said with confidence.
4. When you squeeze the bus and subway, you can do it with ease.
Garfield and Robot Cat are just cartoon characters, and we live in reality.
6. How much cosmetics have been saved by losing your face.
7. Don't wear a green down jacket, just like a watermelon, and don't wear a red one, just like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun
8. People who come face to face turn around because of appreciation rather than curiosity.
9. Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, and he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.
10, when you travel romantically, you won't smooth the back belt of your boyfriend's bike.
1 1. Now you have to pay more for smoking. Who can say that it will not be stipulated after 20 years: when buying life insurance, because it is extremely important, you will pay more?
12, I planned to lose weight this year and turn it into a lightning bolt, which will make your eyes shine, and I don't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.
13, I won't go to a men's clothing store to find a "women's dress" that suits me.
14, people who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.
15, sitting in a small table and chair in a bar, you won't feel like playing bumper cars with people around you.
16, scientists say that the overweight, the shorter life expectancy!
17, I am fat and I don't dislike my people. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.
18, thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.
19, obesity is not conducive to the health of future babies.