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The richest man in Xihong: a glimpse of black humor in short stories
The story of the richest man in Xihong takes place in Xihong, a particularly troubled city in Goodbye Mr. Loser. Wang Duoyu, the third-level goalkeeper of amateur football team. At the lowest point of his life, he accepted a one-month challenge from the mysterious Taiwan Province consortium.

Wang Duoyu, an unlucky poor diaosi and a diaosi with a bottom line, refused Mr. Jin's request to pay him to fake the ball. He was expelled from the team because he failed in the game. Although I lost badly in the game, I missed the first test by mistake. As the saying goes, "A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise", and so is life. Many times, people will be forced to bow to money, but they will often go further, be more practical and feel more at ease. The temporary gains and losses are insignificant, and it is sad to lose the bottom line.

At this time, Wang Duoyu's second identity was exposed. As the sole heir of the insurance tycoon "Sir Zhong", if Wang Duoyu wants to inherit tens of billions of inheritance, he must complete the second test of spending one billion yuan. As an ordinary person living in poverty, Wang Duoyu and his good brother Zhuang Qiang were scared to their knees, which was exaggerated by cartoons, but also reflected the inner activities of ordinary people when they became rich overnight. The film turns intangible into tangible, which makes people laugh and think deeply.

After Wang Duoyu became rich, the first thing he did was to spend money-reorganize his team, rent luxury houses, hire ordinary people with high salaries, lead his subordinates to eat Haisai, buy sunset industry stocks, ask lafitte, the stock god, how to spend money to buy lessons, and invest in the absurd dream of ordinary people: strange Land Rover. The sunset industry stocks, which were supposed to be cool from the Arctic iceberg to ............................................................ in the Gobi Desert, came back to life because of the "arrival of the stock god" and their own "rich aura", without losing money or making money, making a steady profit; Lu Youqi also unexpectedly sold well in the city, setting a gratifying sales volume; As for the icebergs on the way, they also gained extra benefits because of the polar bears inside. At this time, Wang Duoyu felt the "trouble of spending money." Money is just a tool for the really rich. They are used to using Qian Shengqian. Wang Duoyu, who once made money by himself, never realized it.

Money will really create many incredible things. What ordinary people think is unreasonable can also become a "Matthew effect" in Wang Duoyu's hands, bringing different results, which reminds me of the operation mode of the capital market. The so-called speculation is quite ironic.

Zhu Xia is a small accountant beside Wang Duoyu. Before she became her private accountant, she was forced to quit her first five jobs due to the closure of her company. She is called the Black Widow of Financial Street, but she is praised by Wang Duoyu as a mascot that has spent a billion dollars. Zhu Xia has a boyfriend "Liu Jiannan" who calls himself "Xihong Wang Leehom". He is keen on speaking, only to save his soul, and never pursues fame and fortune. Of course, this is all Zhu Xia's fantasy. Faced with a huge amount of RMB, "Liu Jiannan" immediately turned into a manor gardener, bowing down to the rich Wang Duoyu and becoming Zhu Xia's predecessor.

Everyone says that "a woman in love has zero IQ". In my opinion, they just put an "ideal" coat on their other half with a princess dream. When I am unfamiliar, I love the other person who thinks I am perfect but not true. When the ideal bubble is seriously punctured by reality, the girls feel that the other party has changed, that they have been cheated, and then feel sad and sad, and then wait for the wound to heal before looking for a new lover. It's unbearable to go back and forth like this. Smart girls will spend more or less time or experience to change their love horizons, and they are not in a hurry to get involved and know what they want. There are many excellent members of the opposite sex, and the right person is the one who really suits them.

In order to spend the rest of the money and spend more and more, Wang Duoyu finally came up with a killer weapon: "fat insurance" with low investment and high income-using the media to arouse public anger, calling on the whole people to exercise to lose weight, and turning "Xihong Life Insurance" into "Xihong People are Thin". The black humor that appeared during the period is unforgettable-

1. Wang Duoyu asked a reporter: Do you hate me? The reporter denied that Wang Duoyu asked questions again and others told the truth. This makes people feel ironic. Even journalists who seek the truth are afraid to tell the truth. Is it because Wang Duoyu is rich? Are you used to it? When I was a child, my parents taught me to be honest. When telling the truth, I was ridiculed as "naive" by adults. Later, I learned to lie, cheat and hide myself, but it was easier to live. Adults began to praise "obedient and sensible." Reality always makes people laugh and cry, and it also makes me understand why there is "virtue" and the difference between it and "morality".

2. When weighing the initial weight, someone mixed water with dumbbells and barbell boards and hung ribs on his chest to gain weight. For the sake of money, they did not hesitate to risk being discovered and knowingly committed crimes. At that time, they laughed happily. Think about it. There are many such people in life, playing tricks and taking chances, and the ending is often "stealing chickens and not eating rice."

Wang Duoyu didn't forget his job as a "goalkeeper" because he made a fortune, and bought a game between a third-rate team and a top team with heavy money. The star player of the other side looked down on Wang Duoyu's team, so he jokingly told reporters to score double-digit goals to show his strength.

As a result, at the beginning of the game, Zhuang Qiang was angered by his language and was sent off with a red card. It was just right for him, because he accidentally lost the whole game. However, the team won by cooperation, and it was still easy to face the third-rate team without the main force, and soon achieved an absolute advantage of 9:0. Although I don't know football, I can also feel the shame of double-digit scores. Third-rate teams also have a bottom line. It can lose, but it has dignity. Hold the single-digit score, let Wang Duoyu, who is not good at football, reach a tacit understanding with his teammates, hold the goal in his own way, and maintain his dignity even if he breaks his head. The final score is still 9:0. Although Wang Duoyu lost the game, he held the goal for himself and won applause from the audience.

Just as he was excited, Wang Duoyu received a blackmail call, and his beloved Zhu Xia was kidnapped.10 million went to redeem him. However, "Mr. Zhong" has made a pre-announced statement that the money can only be used for himself, not for others, otherwise it will be regarded as a challenge failure and loss of inheritance. Wang Duoyu was a little desperate and even wanted to bribe the "Teacher Jin" who supervised the implementation, but he didn't know that this was the third test. Wang Duoyu finally chose to give up the upcoming 30 billion inheritance and redeem his lover with10 million. Although the process is awkward, it is worth it.

Only when people can stand the test of human nature can they not be blinded by money. Money is a bastard. If you can't control it, it will always be its slave and grandson. Only by successfully changing the psychology of treating money can you become the master of money and make money your tool. The wisdom of "Sir Zhong" is fully displayed in the third level. The rich second generation who lost their families are like ants, and the heirs are unsuccessful. Even if you sit on the Jinshan Yinshan, you will eventually run out of water.

Finally, Wang Duoyu and Zhu Xia decided to donate their inheritance naked. At the last minute of signing, Zhu Xia wanted to leave some money for the baby in the womb. Then he went to the little accountant and began to list the expenses needed for the baby from birth to now. The overwhelming expenses are filled up from page to page. ...

Simple scenes can easily hint at social reality. Now the cost of living is getting higher and higher. More and more young people don't want to fall in love, get married or have children. The reason is tacit. Recently, Weibo's hot search is also very appropriate: after 95, people jumped ship quickly, but after 90, they didn't want to get married and have children ... Maybe the country was forced by young people to let go of the second child in order to encourage domestic births. Unfortunately, far water can't save near water. Middle-aged mothers who have a second child have a hot life. When they were young, the country practiced family planning, and now they are all willing to give birth to one more compatriot to their eldest brother. I prefer "I can't let him be born with a heavy burden" to the old idea of "having more children and being happy". Many people feel that they have no choice, and sometimes they really prefer not to come into this world. Children in happy families are the crystallization of love, but in reality, there are still a few happy people. In more families, children are regarded as the bond to maintain marriage. If you don't love me, I'll give you a baby. If you cheat, I will give you another child. It is undeniable that it is really useful, but happiness is unknown.

Good comedy always makes people laugh, and black humor can convey wordless but powerful power!