2. Many things are like news broadcast. Changing the channel is inevitable, and we must face it bravely.
3. I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.
It's really funny that everyone says I'm single. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse!
History is always strikingly similar. The year before last, last year and this year's Valentine's Day, I spent it all by myself.
6. True love is that he can pass by thousands of beautiful women with big breasts and long legs in Qian Qian and see you at a glance.
7. What do you mean that Soo-eun's love died quickly? That is, girls sleep on boys' shoulders every day. Finally, the boy got scapulohumeral periarthritis and the girl got cervical spondylosis and died.
8. Why is the Monkey King always so thin in Journey to the West? The Great God replied: Because in the blast furnace of Taishang Laojun, his heat was burned!
9. Why do I always feel that I didn't play well after quarreling with others? And everyone remembers how to talk back when lying in bed at night and unwilling to recall!
10. downstairs in the community, I scribbled on a Geely car with a marker, and the owner bumped into me. Owner: "What do you draw?" Me: "Nothing, just good luck."
1 1. Someone went for a ride in a friend's limousine and envied him: Wow! The chairs are all made of real leather, soft and slippery. What nice leather! The girl next door shouted, stop! You're touching my thigh!
12. When I first met you, you were naked and bathed in clear water. Your every move and smile attracted me. You are rocking your charming posture in the water. I really can't help it: boss, how much is this fish a catty?
13. Every girl has a dress in her closet called: I used to be poor and now I feel ugly.
14. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's mom's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat.
15. I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm angry. You laugh, and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face.
16. Don't think that the world will abandon you just because you are lovelorn. Don't be silly, the world doesn't need you at all.
17. It's too hard to buy. I tried it many times, but when I paid, it always showed that the balance was insufficient. Have you ever encountered the same problem?
18. In the synchronized diving in China, the wife and mother should be the best partners, because for decades, they always fell into the water at the same time.
19. My son asked me what it was like to get married. I took his iPod, deleted all the songs except one, and set it to play indefinitely until the battery died.
20. Don't worry if you don't know your life experience. Just find a popular little fresh meat, go to the internet and scold him a few words to ensure that your 18 th generation ancestors can be picked out by his fans.
2 1. Girls who don't work hard will have endless stalls and shops in the vegetable market. Hard-working girls, you won't have time to shop, because you can only work overtime and take out some food to visit Taobao!
22. Teacher: You are not active in your studies. Why is the person you are talking to so active? You should be as active as you study, and your grades will not be like this. Xiao Ming: Teacher, you are single. Let me see if you're chasing nine people at once.
23. When something happens, I will not rush to blame others, but reflect on myself first. If it is really my fault, I will think about how to pass it on to others!