2. What makes you find that this person can't be intimate? Send a picture of a circle of friends, only P yourself!
3. Ask for advice: My girlfriend asks me to tie a scarf for her every day when she goes out. I'm not very good at it. What kind of chat-up method can make her talk less nonsense?
You never know without a fitness card. It turns out that laziness can overcome the love of money.
Nowadays, girls know more and more about medical knowledge! Yesterday, I accosted a girl in the street. After a few words, she concluded: "You are sick!" "
6. My girlfriend is a foodie. I remember the first time I took her home for dinner. My mother has been picking up food for her. Finally, she could not help it. She secretly said to me, "Can you give me a piece of meat?"
7. blind date, the woman asked me if I had ever been in love before? I went there. I must have talked about it. Narcissism is dominant, supplemented by unrequited love.
8. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles Store, girls are waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one? Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull.
9. In the future, I will buy a bigger mobile phone, not for watching videos or playing games, nor for saving face, but for … when I accidentally drop the toilet, my mobile phone will get stuck.
10. Tutor: "What makes you walk on the stage of good voice?" Player: "It's my leg ..."
1 1. The most bitter thing to eat is her candy. The sourest thing I ever drank was her wedding reception. The hottest thing I ever took was her wedding invitation. The happiest thing about meeting is that her son looks like me.
12. Today I heard a couple chatting in the street ... Woman: Do you want to be with me every day? M: Yes. W: I want to stay with me every day, too, in case my husband disagrees.
13. It is reported that 20% of people in the world die of obesity. This means that 80% people die of thinness. It is clear at a glance what body shape is the least likely to die.
14. On the train, there was a girl sitting next to me. They were cute, so I went up to talk to them and decided to start with the constellation. "Well, which seat are you in?" The girl looked at me and said, "You are blind, hard seat!" "
15. When I fell in love a few years ago, my mother was always worried, saying, read more, don't worry, get to know it, for fear that they will hide too deep! Now in love, my mother is always worried, saying, act quickly when you are optimistic. After a long time, when the other person gets to know you, it may be yellow again. .....
16. Being good-looking means smiling warmly, while being bad-looking means having a high fever and being warm.
17. Walking outside at night, many couples are holding photos, so I can only wipe my sweat and comfort myself silently. It's so hot that I want to cool off alone.
18. Son: "Dad, please take me to school today." Me: "Want to buy something again?" Son: "No, our teacher said yesterday that we should see what kind of bear you are before we can give birth to such a naughty son." Me: …
19. Why are excellent people always unsociable? God replied: excellent people are not unsociable, but there is no you among them.
20. The old couple went to take pictures. The photographer asked, "Grandpa, do you want side light, backlight or full light?" My uncle said shyly, "I don't care." Can you leave a pair of underwear for your aunt? "
2 1. Before my girlfriend goes out, I want to tell her: Be sure to look both ways when crossing the road, be careful of the traffic and don't be hit by a car. After all, people are afraid of being hit by famous pigs! Every time I finish, my girlfriend will slap me.
22. When I was a child, I was always disobedient, playful and disruptive. My father hit me, and I forgot how many slaps I slapped, but I never admitted my mistake. Later, my dad got tired of playing, so he patted the wall and let me play by myself.
23. My son was found playing games by his mother. Mom is very angry. Mom: "if you don't work hard, you will be as useless as your father in the future." If you find a bad job, you can't get a good wife. " Dad: "After all these years, you finally admit it."
24. I went to the school hospital for the first time because of a fever. The doctor and aunt handed me a thermometer without saying anything, and I put it in my mouth without saying anything. My aunt looked at me and said softly, "It's under my arm." I thought about it, but I cried out obediently: "Yeah!"
25. My Chinese teacher changed a question today. The Yellow Crane Tower taught Meng Haoran a lesson and asked to write the dialogue between Li Bai and Meng Haoran when they broke up. A student wrote: Li Bai said: Brother Haoran, take care and come and play often when you are free! Meng Haoran said: Well, you must be happy.