2. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.
When someone hates you, it is better to reflect on yourself. Are you kind, cute and perfect enough to make people jealous?
You only see that others are happy on the surface, but you don't know that others are happy behind them.
Be sure to take photos when you feel particularly charming, and then let the photos wake you up.
What is the pain that can be felt? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.
Eat today, get fatter tomorrow, and worry tomorrow. Beauty and ugliness have a life, and fat is in the sky.
Eight. It is said that children are pearls left behind, and mothers are angels sent by God to protect children. And I am the top that God dropped, and my mother is the devil who likes to pull out the top.
Life is like a mirror. If you smile at it, it will tell you that you really don't look good. 10. You add me. You don't talk to me, you don't like me, you don't hook up with me. Are you looking for opportunities to plot against me?
XI。 What is the generation gap? I just put on my new clothes and walked around in front of my mother and said, mom, is there a model? Mom gave me a look and said, yes, in the pot, help yourself.
Twelve. In geography class, the teacher asked
Hall deskmate: Which is the highest mountain in the world? Deskmate: Everest. Teacher: Where is it? Deskmate: Geography textbook number.
Eighteen pages. Suddenly, the whole class was silent.
Thirteen. You don't get fat easily by drinking water. After eating a lot of food and thinking that you only drank a few mouthfuls, you are forgetful.
14. Be an independent fairy, optimistic and strong, not dependent on men, not pretending to be cute and coquettish, straightforward and simple, and not playing tricks. If you persist in this way, you will not only get married, but also find a boyfriend.
15. I have so many advantages that I can't do things at both ends, neither here nor there.
We work hard to make our boss live a better life.
17. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour, so it is easy to move and everything is paste.
18. My husband turns off the lights at night. I want to be a soft girl, so I got into my husband's arms and said, honey, I'm afraid of the dark. He pushed me away: come on, don't pretend. Last time you went to the haunted house, you shook hands with those ghosts all the way, just like taking a leader to the countryside!
19. My girlfriend broke a bowl while washing dishes. She complained to me and said, "It's all your fault!" "I said," you broke it. Why do you blame me? "She said," Well, if you wash this, won't I break it? "
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10. Really eat food, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.
Twenty one. A woman with all kinds of amorous feelings is a lighter, and a woman without amorous feelings is a fire extinguisher.
22. When the banknote stood up and spoke, all the truth fell asleep.
23. Nobody protects my soft sister. I can only teach myself to be a woman!