If I win10 million, I will buy a house and rent it to others, and collect the rent every day. Wow, it's full
2) Live a good life and don't have an accident.
3) If you can't tie my heart, don't call me a playboy!
4) You will never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!
The foot of my bed shone so brightly that the glass fell in love with the frost. If you don't rub it often, you have to dirty yourself.
6) I like you so much that you will die if you like me?
7) After pursuing happiness all my life, I finally understand what happiness is. Answer: Happiness is pain!
8) How can there be such a big gap between two cohabiting couples?
9) You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard!
10) After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, one for you, one for me, and send them all to the countryside to make fertilizer.
Zhao Benshan's classic essay quotations 1) I think you are much more pleasing to the eye, from head to toe, from pants to coat, from heart to appearance.
2) Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears.
3) Ruthless diseases are devouring healthy cells in your brain, and a brand-new vegetative state is about to be born.
4) China football is a good dish, but the chopsticks with vegetables are poisonous, so we have to stop eating it.
5) People are not smart and bald like others.
6) If you look down on yourself, you can make things bigger!
7) Years ago, your aunt was no longer your aunt, and your uncle will always be your uncle!
8) Don't talk to me about ideals, and quit!
9) Live a good life and don't have an accident.
10) Don't worry about this. Dig out our IQ and weigh it, which is two kilograms more than yours.
1 1) Sorry to make you laugh.
12) If I win10 million, I will buy a house and rent it to others, and charge the rent once a day. Wow, it's full
13) big head and thick neck, either the boss or the cook!
14) If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!
15) is also a cohabitation couple. Why is the gap so big?
16) I pursued happiness all my life and finally understood what happiness is. Answer: Happiness is pain!
17) Relax and use my forehead as a lens.
18) What is the most painful thing in one's life? Is that people are not dead and money is gone!
19) cherish life? If God keeps you alive, he must have a plan.
20) You will never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!
Zhao Benshan's Sentence Quotations 1) A pig hits a tree. You hit a pig, didn't you? Did you rear-end the car?
The foot of my bed shone so brightly that the glass fell in love with the frost. If you don't rub it often, you have to dirty yourself.
3) I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, there are too many chefs who have streaked for more than 20 years!
4) How to lose weight if you are not full?
5) I am not RMB, why does everyone like me?
6) If you can't tie my heart, don't call me a playboy!
7) Tell your daughter-in-law everything. Are you still called gentlemen?
8) Love, just say it out loud, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!
9) Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.
10) people are not smart, and they are bald like others.
1 1) I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, there are too many chefs who have streaked for more than 20 years!
12) divorced and kicked for speaking mandarin.
13) underground workers, given by the terrifying, can't be transferred back when they go to a broken place.
14) If you look down on yourself, you can make things bigger!
15) With my IQ, I can't read watches in the future.
16) I don't mean not to laugh, but the powder will fall off when I laugh!
17) keep a low profile! It's the best b show!
18) You can't play virtual games. You have to do things one by one.
19) if you have difficulties, go to participate, and if you don't have difficulties, create difficulties.
20) If I do something wrong, you as a leader should criticize.
2 1) Fall, get up and cry.
22) You can be a chef even if you are not rich.
23) It is not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but the Tang Priest; Wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.
24) I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.
25) The junior high school PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.
26) Football in China is a good dish, but chopsticks are poisonous, so I have to stop eating them.
27) I have been pursuing it all my life, and I know what happiness is. Answer: Happiness is pain!
28) Football is too dirty and annoying. I don't want to do this.
29) What will happen to the police? Stop crying, I don't even have an ID card.